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Author:  GoldDust [ Tue Mar 22, 2011 12:42 pm ]
Post subject:  "How much does a polar bear weigh?" Opener
This is probably the best opener out there. So quick and simple and gets a giggle from the girl. It's been all over youtube but you guys have probably heard it before.

"Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh?"

"Erm, I'm not sure"

"Enough to 'break the ice', I'm Goldust"

This is really all you would need to just open a girl and then you can do your routines and what not. I'm more into natural game so I just the conversation flows as it will after opening.

Test it guys and tell me how easy it is. No need for stupid complicated openers. Get that out of the way then you can get to the fun part of picking her up :D
Author:  l0ck [ Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:39 am ]
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Thats crap man, dont open with that.. Girls will laugh in your face, and you obviously think they are laughing because they like you...
Author:  vestrideus [ Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:49 am ]
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You:"Hey, I just need to ask a quick question about something"

Girl: "Hm?"

You: "How much does a polar bear weigh?"

[Girl who's heard it before]: "Enough to break the ice?"

You:"Haha silly, no, about 1200lbs. Now, how much does an Orca weight"

Girl: "Uhmmm... No idea?"

You: "Well, I dont know either, but i'm sure it's enough to break the ice"




Lol. Never use this though as a legit opener though. Only for kicks. (lmao my gf texted me this as a text convo opener once)
Author:  GoldDust [ Wed Mar 23, 2011 5:37 pm ]
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Thats crap man, dont open with that.. Girls will laugh in your face, and you obviously think they are laughing because they like you...
I've tried and tested it, have you?

It does work and an opener isn't designed to attract the girl you know. Just to actually get them in a conversation. Any opener works just as long as it doesn't cause offence or scare them off.
Author:  zombi3 [ Wed Mar 23, 2011 6:58 pm ]
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and this opener is just that. I used it on two HB8's today and one just walked away and the other asked if I was being serious. I recovered with the second one but man this blew I'm sorry get some new openers.
Author:  GoldDust [ Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:38 pm ]
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why should i get a new opener if it works for me? Maybe you sounded too serious when you opened. You're supposed to come in with some slighter laughter in your words so they actually know you're just having fun.
Author:  prehn [ Wed Mar 23, 2011 10:36 pm ]
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AHAHHAHAHAH that one made my day sir. i'm deffo gonne try this just for the fun of it hahhahahahaha !
Author:  the man with no name [ Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:49 am ]
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It really depends on the girl: if she has a bitch shield, and if so how intense is it.

Most everyone's heard it. But i think the polar bear to orca is a better version
Author:  Ecudes17 [ Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:17 am ]
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If it works for you, great. I dont like any opener that sounds or makes me look silly. First impression lasts forever. In my experience, openers that are corny, cheesy, silly do not paint a positive picture for the pua using them. I understand being lightharded and playfull but theres a fine line between that and looking like a goofball. Goofballs dont get pussy, high value men do.
Author:  Ay-Jay [ Sun Mar 27, 2011 11:55 am ]
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This was used in the film 'Hall Pass' which just came out at the cinema so I wouldn't advise using it (it's a crap opener anyway).

Here's the trailer for the film with that opener in it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQL0ZBYl ... re=related
Author:  Dutchguy [ Mon Mar 28, 2011 11:54 am ]
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i guess it depends on the girl and how you deliver it..if she does not like it to much u can allways joke and say that sucked did it not and talk a few secs on the subject opening and the shit guys come up with good or bad lol and ask her which ones she got so far tonite lol
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