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Author:  gallardo9 [ Wed Jan 12, 2011 12:56 am ]
Post subject:  opener when unable to speak?!

I went to a coffee shop yday and saw this really hot girl. I would've said hi but I lost my voice over the weekend due to the football craziness and it hurts to talk. Anyway, I wanted to do the following thing and I need ur honest/blunt feedback if its lame or cool.

On one side of a napkin, I write "I wanted to say something to you but I'm not able to right now. Turn over if you want to find out."
On the other side written: "You're breathtakingly gorgeous and you've left me speechless :) (open up the napkin)"
Inside has written: Now that've you've stopped rolling your eyes, you didn't actually leave me speechless. I lost my voice yday after a crazy football weekend. You really are beautiful and I couldn't leave here without saying telling u in some way. But seriously, how cheesy was that line on the Velveetameter?
HER: what's that? (i assume she would ask something if she doesn't think this is lame)
ME(written): On a scale of 0 to might-as-well-write-it-with-cheese
HER: i pick 8 (if she wants to play along)
ME(written): I do product placement for Velveeta and we want to get our name on everything cheese and cheesy
HER: Really?! No, you messing w/ me
ME(written): Of course I am. C'mon you're not that gullible.
I'd go with the conversation, keep it light and write "I text much faster than I write. Text me at (#) to keep this going" and hopefully she'd text me as I'm sitting there which means I'll have her # without really asking?

What do you guys think?

Author:  Ryan Black SashaPUA [ Wed Jan 12, 2011 10:51 am ]
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http://www.youtube.com/user/Sashathepua ... 0Qry8p1Ba4

I would totally do that, except without the weird cheese thing. But it's your own style of humour so roll with it.

I WANT YOU TO FIELD TEST THIS AND GET BACK TO US.

Author:  gallardo9 [ Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:28 pm ]
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My problem with most openers particularly with direct ones is where to take the convo next. I usually transition to something boring like "what is you name, what do you do." where can I go next with this esp since I'm writing out most of the stuff in the beginnin?

Author:  Ryan Black SashaPUA [ Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:40 pm ]
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Quote:
My problem with most openers particularly with direct ones is where to take the convo next. I usually transition to something boring like "what is you name, what do you do." where can I go next with this esp since I'm writing out most of the stuff in the beginnin?
1. Cold Read "you strike me as the creative type"
2. Questions as statements "you're definitely a librarian"
3. DHV story "omg so the most random thing happened to me..."
4. Open ended question "what do you think about..?"

Any of the above are useful for transition material

Author:  Le Loup [ Fri Jan 14, 2011 4:30 am ]
Post subject:  Re: opener when unable to speak?!

Quote:
I went to a coffee shop yday and saw this really hot girl. I would've said hi but I lost my voice over the weekend due to the football craziness and it hurts to talk. Anyway, I wanted to do the following thing and I need ur honest/blunt feedback if its lame or cool.

On one side of a napkin, I write "I wanted to say something to you but I'm not able to right now. Turn over if you want to find out."
On the other side written: "You're breathtakingly gorgeous and you've left me speechless :) (open up the napkin)"
Inside has written: Now that've you've stopped rolling your eyes, you didn't actually leave me speechless. I lost my voice yday after a crazy football weekend. You really are beautiful and I couldn't leave here without saying telling u in some way. But seriously, how cheesy was that line on the Velveetameter?
HER: what's that? (i assume she would ask something if she doesn't think this is lame)
ME(written): On a scale of 0 to might-as-well-write-it-with-cheese
HER: i pick 8 (if she wants to play along)
ME(written): I do product placement for Velveeta and we want to get our name on everything cheese and cheesy
HER: Really?! No, you messing w/ me
ME(written): Of course I am. C'mon you're not that gullible.
I'd go with the conversation, keep it light and write "I text much faster than I write. Text me at (#) to keep this going" and hopefully she'd text me as I'm sitting there which means I'll have her # without really asking?

What do you guys think?

I like it, gonna try it. Wonder if I actually need to lose my voice for this one...

I might try it in a loud club where I cant talk anyway

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