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Author:  Jack [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 7:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Take MSN.com's advice for PU-lines, THEY WORK!
At least they said they worked...
I'm thinking that the people they worked on wouldn't even be rated on the HB scale, at least for most of them.

not really informative, just showing what NOT to do unless you want to just have fun haha- hey, maybe it WILL work

The Corniest Line Ever Award
“This guy who was so not my style came over to me and my friends and asked: ‘Do you happen to know how much a polar bear weighs?’ We said no and kept walking, and then he said, ‘Well, it’s enough to break the ice. Hi, I’m Brian.’ We all cracked up and kept talking to him.”
– Charity, 29, Cincinnati, OH

The Artistic License Award
“I was shooting pool with friends, and some guys offered us a friendly challenge. Midway through the game, one of them looked at me and said, ‘Do you remember Crayola crayons? Well, they used to have this color called Blizzard Blue. It was my favorite color, and your eyes are actually Blizzard Blue.’ I thought it was so cute—he had me right there.”
– Erica, 21, Brunswick, OH

The Balls of Steel Award
“I was at an office party when a guest of a co-worker introduced himself and said, ‘Blueberries or strawberries?’ Confused, I asked what he meant, and he replied, ‘I just want to know what kind of pancakes to make you in the morning.’ He said it with such a straight face that it was like a scene in a funny movie. I didn’t eat breakfast with him, but I did give him my number.”
– Jan, 33, Cleveland, OH

The Dumb and Dumber Award
“This random guy came up to me at a party, looked me straight in the eyes and said, ‘Baby, you’re sexier than socks on a rooster.’ I had absolutely no idea what he meant, but I thought it was funny and I liked how unusual it was. It got us talking, trying to figure out what that line meant!”
– Holly, 19, Milford, OH

The Mama’s Boy Award
“I was at a local bar one night, and this guy sat next to me and said, ‘Would it freak you out if I said that I’ve already told my mother about you?’ I said, ‘No, why?’ Then he told me that he’d actually stepped outside, called his mother and asked her how to approach me. I thought it was adorable that he was a mama’s boy.”
– Michelle, 25, Erie, PA

The Oddest Use of a Parking Space Award
“I fought tooth and nail with a guy over a parking space and won. When I came back out to my car, there was a note on it that said, ‘I like your style. Call me.’ It was very unexpected, and I loved the approach. See, it pays to be a lover and a fighter.”
– Lynn, 36, Boston, MA

The Best Brown-Nosing Award
“This poker party I was at started to get very crowded. As a group of girls walked in, this guy came up behind me and said, ‘I think you’re going to be asked to leave soon. You’re so pretty, you’re putting all the other women to shame.’ I tend to be very shy, so his compliment really helped crack my shell.”
– Katie, 31, Chicago, IL

The Let-Me-Count-The-Ways Award
“I first met my current boyfriend at a bar, and after we introduced ourselves, he said, ‘I adore you.’ He then drunkenly went on to catalog why he adored me—from the way I ordered drinks to the way I brushed hair out of my eyes. It was sort of scary that he’d been watching me, but what took it out of stalker mode and made it flattering was his sweetness and sincerity.”
– Melissa, 27, Brooklyn, NY
Author:  white_russian [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 7:18 pm ]
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corny as shit man!
but i like them a funny read!

white_russian
Author:  CaLib0i [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 7:50 pm ]
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rooster one is funny
Author:  yenwen [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 8:20 pm ]
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dude i like the polar bear one
Author:  Nova [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:32 pm ]
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Lol funny shit. You know it's a crap sample from the ages and from where they're from. The ones that aren't 25+ live in shit places like Milford, OH. You try to pull any HB in a club in a big city and you'll get laughed right out of there.
Author:  Jack [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:43 pm ]
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Lol funny shit. You know it's a crap sample from the ages and from where they're from. The ones that aren't 25+ live in shit places like Milford, OH. You try to pull any HB in a club in a big city and you'll get laughed right out of there.
exactly. I noticed the same thing which made it all the more funny to me. If I would have tried using one of those at a club I was at last night in southern california on a 22ishyr old, I probably would have gotten a drink in my face
Author:  Strange_Native [ Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:15 am ]
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I was actually at a party and a girl came up to me with that polar bear line, and i thought it was the most stupid canned shit i ever heard. i really didn't even want to talk to her after that but did for a second to be polite. she was trying after all.
Author:  Dash (R) [ Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:54 am ]
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Most of those are good for a laugh,

but in reality, those are like freak accidents lol,

If you tried something like that you have a high chance of failure,

Start out with using the environment to strike up conversation and break the ice, it is waaaay easier, and probably much higher success rate.
Author:  marbles [ Fri Sep 28, 2007 6:01 pm ]
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wasn't the crayola one something style did in The Game?
Author:  Archangel White Rose [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:03 pm ]
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Half of those lines are crap, the other half could be good if you knew how to pull them off. Fact is- the pick up line is not what matters. If you give the girls a feeling of being a decent guy and you've got all the right body language and mannerisms you could use the corniest pickup line and get away with it.

And yes, be original. The polar bear line is great for beginners, but I found it much better to use the situation to my advantage. This weekend I got away with asking a girl if it hurt when she fell from heaven. She was dressed as an angel.
Author:  alexxx [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 5:53 pm ]
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everybody has heard the polar bear one, thats why it wont usually work. try a morbidly obese penguin
Author:  Cloudsreturn [ Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:31 pm ]
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If they don't work they'll be a great laugh because some of those cracked me up. My favorite is the rooster in socks.
Author:  String [ Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:48 pm ]
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lol i've never heard the polar bear one in my country. It's great.
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