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Author:  UofI210066 [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:54 am ]
Post subject:  Cheesy but funny.
Would you be impressed if i told you I was SPAM?

Really cheesy, but it honestly works in the right context for example a bar.

Should get an easy laugh. Two number in one night from it :)
Author:  ProdigyRd [ Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:36 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Cheesy but funny.
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Would you be impressed if i told you I was SPAM?

Really cheesy, but it honestly works in the right context for example a bar.

Should get an easy laugh. Two number in one night from it :)
Flash > SPAM

will deff try out lol thanks.
Author:  RoberRyan [ Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:13 pm ]
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That should work pretty well since it's an obvious joke. But i would use that later on in the conversation when i start feeling like i'm running out of things to say.

Still it's a good opener 8)
Author:  Junglepimp [ Wed Nov 17, 2010 6:00 pm ]
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I expect that kind of a response from an Hb8:

"Um. Not really. Heheh. :P "

So yeah, good opener.
Author:  LyricalDream [ Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:03 pm ]
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You could even get a reply of a girl if she's humoristic (can tell that by looking at her a bit first..) like;

"If you are, can I be your batwomen?" with a smile back.

Could work, definitly for amuzing part. Nice one, will think about it!
Author:  DrewDating [ Thu Nov 18, 2010 5:47 am ]
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i heard adam lyon's new coach say:

coach:hey! lets play a game. pancakes or waffles?

hb: pancakes

coach: yes! i was hoping you would say that! red or white wine?

hb:white wine

coach: see that actually tells me a lot about you. last question. do u prefer a night in or a night out?

hb: night out.

coach: hmmm ... sounds good, lets do it!

i did this and im like 6 for 6 right now.
Author:  LyricalDream [ Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:06 pm ]
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Quote:
i heard adam lyon's new coach say:

coach:hey! lets play a game. pancakes or waffles?

hb: pancakes

coach: yes! i was hoping you would say that! red or white wine?

hb:white wine

coach: see that actually tells me a lot about you. last question. do u prefer a night in or a night out?

hb: night out.

coach: hmmm ... sounds good, lets do it!

i did this and im like 6 for 6 right now.
Did you actually all k-close with these girls, or just went seperatly with them?
Author:  UofI210066 [ Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:54 pm ]
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Did it again this past weekend, got 4 numbers, and had the funniest convo in awhile with HB8.

PUA: Would you be impressed if i told you I was SPAM?

HB: Oh really now? Idk if i can believe you

PUA: Well you could always check out my bat cave. *Wink


She burst out laughing, so the sexual tension was there from the beginning.

Only continue this line for a bit, then I just transitioned into basic stuff, kino, DHV. Blah Blah Blah. K close and # :)
Author:  quickdrawyall [ Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:12 pm ]
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That's good, but my preferred variation of this is "Hey, I'm not trying to impress you or anything crazy like that, but uhh.. I'm SPAM."
Author:  polojeansco [ Sun Nov 21, 2010 9:16 am ]
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so I went to the bars tonight and tried out this great strategy. I would approach hb8s and tell them that I was an investement banker from NY who just earned a million dollars in stocks. My buddy next to me was my good construction worker friend who just got laid off, even though he built my office.

HB8s seemed to feel for this and were all over me. I even bought drinks for them. A guy thought I was legit so he gave me some money to put in the bar-dancer's bra.

$1,000,000!!!!!
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