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Author:  Guess(again) [ Mon Jul 19, 2010 7:51 am ]
Post subject:  THE ONLY 100 PERCENT EFFECTIVE OPENER
In examining openers it is important to base the effectiveness not on the amount closes but rather successful opens since that is the obvious, sole, and assumed purpose of an opener is to open.

Her it is it will open every single time; if you lose the HB or set after that its on you.

(Sound Surprised/Fascinated) "Does everyone tell you that you have Laterally Asemetrical Rotater cuffs"?

I don't care if you are the fattest sweaty 0 the world has ever seen....You will open the HB 10 everytime because they will Always say no and then you can just say "Oh and act like that was all u were going to say and pretend to walk away but they ALWAYS ALWAYS want to know what it means." The more perfect looking the girl is the better.

Than throw out some bullshit like "It means that one shoulder is more out in front of the other and can be from excessive sports or bad posture," if she doesn't play sports immediately scold her for bad posture, this can also be an immediate time to kino escalate and say her I will show u what it is like when they both are even and go behind her and pull one back a little bit while your hand is on the other shoulder.

The hotter she usually is (Especially if shes the nice clothes goes tanning type) the more self-conscious she will be about her imaginary imperfection, if you think your original value is way lower you can throw in extra Negs like "I wouldn't worry about it to much" "It doesn't look that bad" "Well it sounds most people that notice it don't say anything anyways"

(You can modify this to Horizontally extrapolated forearms, intrinsically extroverted elboy joints" or whatever you want to)

Let me know what you think, and I want Everyone to go out and try it with the next HB you see.........I'm serious.

Regards and good hunting
:lol:

-GuessAgain
Author:  hockey833 [ Mon Jul 19, 2010 8:05 am ]
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nice one, i love how you can throw in the kino also. thanks. i will try it and tell you how it works
Author:  SRVisGod24 [ Tue Jul 20, 2010 4:48 am ]
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I like this opener a lot. It gives you a perfect chance to kino really early in the conversation. Heck, if you scold her for having bad posture, after 'fixing' her posture, you can show her how to walk with 'correct' posture. You can make it really funny and get her laughing. Then you can just switch things up and start building more comfort and attraction. Good stuff Guess, this and the beach game, keep em' coming!!
Author:  Lips_and_Hips [ Tue Jul 20, 2010 5:24 am ]
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I like it :lol: It would work on me
Author:  Soloist [ Tue Jul 20, 2010 5:43 am ]
Post subject:  Re: THE ONLY 100 PERCENT EFFECTIVE OPENER
Fucking genius, no ones going to know what that means and they will want to.
Author:  jurupa [ Tue Jul 20, 2010 7:08 pm ]
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Fucking genius, no ones going to know what that means and they will want to.
Ya until you open a female doctor or possibly a nurse.
Author:  Guess(again) [ Tue Jul 20, 2010 9:47 pm ]
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HaHa Jurupa I like it.

I'm assuming you said it as a joke in which case its funny.

If you get a nurse she's not going to know its bullshit shes not a chiropractor, and on the very very VERY odd chance that the HB10 is a doctor and she calls you out just say "Alright you caught me I just thought you looked interesting and wanted to come over and flirt for a little bit" (AS ALWAYS COCKY FACE WITH SMILING EYES).

But like I said the chance of you opening a HB 10 who is a doctor is slim to none, as a matter of fact next time Im in the hospital for something or visiting someone I will try it on a nurse there and Post.

Happy Hunting,

-GuessAgain
Author:  frost3627 [ Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:54 pm ]
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HaHa Jurupa I like it.

I'm assuming you said it as a joke in which case its funny.

If you get a nurse she's not going to know its bullshit shes not a chiropractor, and on the very very VERY odd chance that the HB10 is a doctor and she calls you out just say "Alright you caught me I just thought you looked interesting and wanted to come over and flirt for a little bit" (AS ALWAYS COCKY FACE WITH SMILING EYES).

But like I said the chance of you opening a HB 10 who is a doctor is slim to none, as a matter of fact next time Im in the hospital for something or visiting someone I will try it on a nurse there and Post.

Happy Hunting,

-GuessAgain
My optometrist is a definite 10, she's a brown haired angel. She catches me looking at her instead of the clever gadgetry for an eye exam, and while it's half-embarrassing, she enjoys it as long as I add some clever humor to my staring..'Look deep into my eyes and tell me what they say..'. I know it's off topic but I just had to get that there haha.
Author:  jurupa [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:02 am ]
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I'm assuming you said it as a joke in which case its funny.
It was half a joke and have serious.
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If you get a nurse she's not going to know its bullshit shes not a chiropractor, and on the very very VERY odd chance that the HB10 is a doctor and she calls you out just say "Alright you caught me I just thought you looked interesting and wanted to come over and flirt for a little bit" (AS ALWAYS COCKY FACE WITH SMILING EYES).
Depending on what the nurse does, she may actually know what you are talking about. Remember nurse do read your medical charts to do their job.
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But like I said the chance of you opening a HB 10 who is a doctor is slim to none, as a matter of fact next time Im in the hospital for something or visiting someone I will try it on a nurse there and Post.
I should take you to the hospital near me. There are loads of hot doctors there. And I do literally mean loads. The hospital facilities cover two blocks covering shit load of stuff with a lot of the doctors there being female. There are men as well, but I have to say it looks like a 50/50 mix. When my mom was there getting surgery done she had 3 doctors all of which where female. One was a 9 and the other two where 7's.

:wink:
Author:  Guess(again) [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:14 am ]
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Or you can say "Hi."
That one works pretty good too.
I'm not saying Hi won't ever work as an opener I'm just saying it won't always work like this opener will. Whether its the normal HB who will always want to know what it means or the rare case of a doctor calling you out on it the bottom line is it will always open and always strike up conversation.


Jurupa: If I make it down to cali any time soon I will let you know and we can hit the hospital scene, The hospital is a great place to find intellectually stimulating females as opposed to the normal just sexually stimulating which is fine for a night but not a person you want to keep hanging out with. I met a few straight up 10's when I was at the cleveland clinic for my brother 1 was a nurse and 2 were receptionists and like the hospital you are talking about Cleveland Clinic is like a city within itself.

Happy Hunting,

Anyone else field test this yet??? let me know how its working.

-GuessAgain
Author:  Guess(again) [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:54 am ]
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And why wouldn't it work as well?

It's all in your head, dude.
Aaron if you can't figure out why the original opener will work better than your awkward variation then study the game a little bit more captain and you should understand, if you still don't than pray you are good looking and be comfortable in having to approach roughly 2-3 times the ammount of girls you would have to with the original opener to get comparable results.

Let me make it simple for you Aaron4Perez this opener is golden if you don't want to use it than don't I could care less I am posting for people who want new material and to take the next step in their game. Good luck with your variation chief.

Happy Hunting,

-GuessAgain
Author:  tacocat [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:40 am ]
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Hahah this is great!

Something as simple as "Hi" would work, but this makes things a little more interesting.

I never knew throwing in some anatomical terms can add some intrigue. I suggest you guys check out anatomy terms, you'll learn something pretty interesting. :)
Author:  General Lamb [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:17 am ]
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I like this alot, it's clever and playful and creates some golden opportunities for early kino and general playfulness. The only catch is that it may be difficult to fire out all those polysyllabic words after an ale or two! :P

As for comparing "Hi" as an opener... "hi" isn't really an opener in itself, rather it needs to have something to follow it up with.
Author:  Skan [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:27 pm ]
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ahah this is cool stuff, i'll definitly try it this weekend !

I'll need to remember the terms tho.. :D

I'll give feedback on saturday or sunday !
Author:  Guess(again) [ Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:36 am ]
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And why wouldn't it work as well?

It's all in your head, dude.
Aaron if you can't figure out why the original opener will work better than your awkward variation then study the game a little bit more captain and you should understand, if you still don't than pray you are good looking and be comfortable in having to approach roughly 2-3 times the ammount of girls you would have to with the original opener to get comparable results.

-GuessAgain
Oh sorry, I left my mystery method handbook at home. I can't really study game right now :roll:

I suppose I'm just getting ahead of myself because you think that "This is the ultimate opener" and I'm not bashing the opener. It could work great... just as good as "Hi" could work.

People in this community are opener hungry. They need more and more openers and are trying to find that perfect opener that will guarantee the girl will hear it and then fall on the floor with her legs spread in the air. Your title proves that.

Your title also proves another thing that most people aspire to achieve: Lack of rejection. Well, let me tell you that that is impossible unless you are Brad Pitt, and I'm sure even he would get rejected from time to time. Rejection isn't something to fear, it's something to accept and use as a learning experience. Nothing is free of rejection, so why fear/avoid it?

People believe "Hi." wouldn't work because "OMG i'm not talking about who lies more or if she likes flossing, she won't give me the time of day now" and let me tell you, if you believe it won't work it definitely will not work, however it works both ways too. Walk up to a girl with 100% belief that what you're going to say is going to not only going to work, but it's going to make the girl fall in love with you, you can start opening up with "I like pie". Also, I personally would never want to remember all those words just to talk to a girl. It's absurd really.

Also, T_M_G_3, you caught me. I usually say "Hey what's up".

I suppose I've thread jacked this thread enough. This opener can and will work. Nice job thinking of it.
First of all Aaronperez it is 4 words, if you can't remember it or think it is somehow a burden to remember it than don't, I posted this as a tool for anyone to use who wants to reap the benefit of opening any girl without fail....Unless you purposefully try to not open with it like scream it at the girl or something it really will work every single time, I challenge you to go out and use it as many times as you can and tell me one time it doesn't open, and if there is a time you post about it will be made up.....Thats a guarentee. Is the possibility of rejection still present???? Absolutely you still have to build attraction and all that but this opener does completely eliminate the possibility of rejection when opening..................Its interesting, not rude, the girl will feel compelled to know more, and she won't think you are hitting on her.

If you don't want to try it don't but definitely don't hate on it and say "hi" is the best opener or "I like Pie" is the best opener with openers like that they will think you are autistic. Once you try it you will come back with a different attitude so check it out.

Skan, Let me know if it works out for you as good as it has been for me.....Its an ideal daygame opener as well so no need to wait for the weekend.

Happy Hunting,

-GuessAgain
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