okay - so sometimes i rock a top hat at parties - and yeh yeh im a bit like mystery where i can do card tricks and pull it offf - im also quote x100 "the funniest person they have ever met"
so basically loads of people ask me if they can try it on sooo
i say " u can wear it for 10 seconds per kiss on the cheek "
so i get a lot of lipstick marks
so if u have any other way how to esculate this please comment
psst btw thats why im call ed the artful dodger