PUA Forum :: Dealing With Orbits (Cock Blocks)

In my dorm there are these 2 different girls who both have these groups of guys following them around where ever they go, and laugh at all there jokes even if they aren't funny. And iy's very obvious that the guys want to get with them, and the girls want nothing to do with them except "Just Be Friends." I was thinking about AMOGing them, but was afriad that if it pisses them off they may tell the girls about how I'm a jack ass or something... which wouln't be good at all. Any AMOG techniques that would work for this situation would be great, as well as any advice on how to get rid of these cockblocks. Thanks.

-Mondo Gecko

Yeah, whenever I see the girls alone (which is rare) I neg the shit out of them. For instance yesterday one was talking about going into the lounge and watching "Alien" and I said "Wow, that movie sucks... it's so fake... my 12 year old sister out grew it... but you might like it" and she just looked at me in a flirtatious way and said "Haha... you're an asshole" and then I replied "Well at least I don't watch Alien." and she just laughed. And now whenever I see her in the hall she always gives me a big ol' smile.

I think he meant to say don't become an orbiter. Be the exception to the rule - when her orbiters are all asking her how her day was and what kind of music she likes, go in with some ridiculous dhv about you were in the airport once and the security mistook you for a terrorist and took you into custody and you ended up dating your interrogators daughter (be creative here haha). Just make sure you set yourself apart.

Whatever you do, don't become another orbiter. If she starts to talk to you about guy problems, don't be a shoulder for her to cry on.

Author:	Hassler [ Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:11 pm ]
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In my dorm there are these 2 different girls who both have these groups of guys following them around where ever they go, and laugh at all there jokes even if they aren't funny. And iy's very obvious that the guys want to get with them, and the girls want nothing to do with them except "Just Be Friends." I was thinking about AMOGing them, but was afriad that if it pisses them off they may tell the girls about how I'm a jack ass or something... which wouln't be good at all. Any AMOG techniques that would work for this situation would be great, as well as any advice on how to get rid of these cockblocks. Thanks. -Mondo Gecko

Author:	Mech [ Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:15 pm ]
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Quote: In my dorm there are these 2 different girls who both have these groups of guys following them around where ever they go, and laugh at all there jokes even if they aren't funny. And iy's very obvious that the guys want to get with them, and the girls want nothing to do with them except "Just Be Friends." I was thinking about AMOGing them, but was afriad that if it pisses them off they may tell the girls about how I'm a jack ass or something... which wouln't be good at all. Any AMOG techniques that would work for this situation would be great, as well as any advice on how to get rid of these cockblocks. Thanks. -Mondo Gecko Befriend the guys, disqualify/neg the girls. Be cocky and funny. Same old, same old.

Author:	Hassler [ Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:26 pm ]
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Yeah, whenever I see the girls alone (which is rare) I neg the shit out of them. For instance yesterday one was talking about going into the lounge and watching "Alien" and I said "Wow, that movie sucks... it's so fake... my 12 year old sister out grew it... but you might like it" and she just looked at me in a flirtatious way and said "Haha... you're an asshole" and then I replied "Well at least I don't watch Alien." and she just laughed. And now whenever I see her in the hall she always gives me a big ol' smile.

Author:	Mech [ Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:31 pm ]
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Quote: Yeah, whenever I see the girls alone (which is rare) I neg the shit out of them. For instance yesterday one was talking about going into the lounge and watching "Alien" and I said "Wow, that movie sucks... it's so fake... my 12 year old sister out grew it... but you might like it" and she just looked at me in a flirtatious way and said "Haha... you're an asshole" and then I replied "Well at least I don't watch Alien." and she just laughed. And now whenever I see her in the hall she always gives me a big ol' smile. perfect. Whatever you do, don't become another orbiter. If she starts to talk to you about guy problems, don't be a shoulder for her to cry on.

Author:	Hassler [ Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:59 pm ]
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The thing about becoming an orbiter is that I dont wan to be stuck in the "Lets just be friends" zone, as all her other orbiters are. I wanna be better than an orbiter and show to her that I'm above her.

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Author:	Israel [ Mon Aug 20, 2007 8:28 pm ]
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I think he meant to say don't become an orbiter. Be the exception to the rule - when her orbiters are all asking her how her day was and what kind of music she likes, go in with some ridiculous dhv about you were in the airport once and the security mistook you for a terrorist and took you into custody and you ended up dating your interrogators daughter (be creative here haha). Just make sure you set yourself apart.

Author:	Hassler [ Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:00 am ]
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Haha, that stories badass.

Author:	Mech [ Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:39 am ]
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Quote: I think he meant to say don't become an orbiter. Be the exception to the rule - when her orbiters are all asking her how her day was and what kind of music she likes, go in with some ridiculous dhv about you were in the airport once and the security mistook you for a terrorist and took you into custody and you ended up dating your interrogators daughter (be creative here haha). Just make sure you set yourself apart. Yep, my other post is fixed. Don't be an orbiter. If she starts coming to you looking for things she should be getting from girlfriends, don't hesitate to point her in the direction of someone more suited to handling it. You do NOT want to be a shoulder to lean on -- that's a shit test.

Author:	topshelf [ Tue Aug 21, 2007 3:26 am ]
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Quote: I think he meant to say don't become an orbiter. Be the exception to the rule - when her orbiters are all asking her how her day was and what kind of music she likes, go in with some ridiculous dhv about you were in the airport once and the security mistook you for a terrorist and took you into custody and you ended up dating your interrogators daughter (be creative here haha). Just make sure you set yourself apart. that actually happened to me after 9/11 (minus the part about dating the girl) I agree with everyone else btw.

Author:	Marlo [ Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:01 am ]
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i agree that you should befriend the orbiters but dont become one. . . let her notice you but dont let her notice you noticing her. . .

Author:	Hassler [ Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:50 pm ]
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Yea, so check this out. Lastnight I was playing pool with one of the HB's (She's getting her major in Dancing), my friend (And also wingman), and these 2 other guys. The HB kept talking about how she has been eating a bunch of oreos and chocolate cake, and I said "You better watch out, cuz you're gonna get fat and get a big pot belly." and she just kinda looked at me wide eyed, and then I said 'Yea, and I might not be able to talk to you anymore." And she just kinda laughed and said "You better not." And my wingman kept adding to it with me through out the night. And after that all lastnight she kept standing next me, while I would neg her some more. The thing about these 2 HBs on my floor is that they have such a HUGE bitch shield and such a huge ego (Because of all the guys obviously trying to get with them) that practically everything you say needs to be a neg.

Author:	North [ Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:55 pm ]
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Quote: Whatever you do, don't become another orbiter. If she starts to talk to you about guy problems, don't be a shoulder for her to cry on. Too true, too true. Keeping the distance when that happens, and saying "You have a lot to learn" worked for me in the past.

Author:	Hassler [ Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:01 pm ]
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Yea, it's kinda funny seeing all the AFC's orbit them and compliment them. And I just come walking in like a fuckin badass and neg the shit out of them.

Author:	run4life413 [ Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:44 pm ]
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is there ever a time you let a girl say her problems? might she see you as a guy who has no intrest in her problems? or would you not wonna take any intrest in her problems unless the relationship got seriouse first.

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Author:	EvoJ [ Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:04 pm ]
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okay. Say you have a personal problem like your fami.... Doesn't matter. The point is, it is PERSONAL. Are you two friends? Is she Currently in your Personal life? No, she isn't. Until you get personal with her she is an aquantance and your not her shoulder to cry on. She has friends to do that! I'm not saying don't be nice when you find out her father has died in a freak pole-vaulting accident. But if she can't afford that new versachi... You get the point.