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| Author: | furiousracer313 [ Fri Oct 02, 2009 6:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Good idea for opening a Blonde? |
So I am really in love with blonde chicks, and i had the idea of opening them with a blonde joke. Like this one: "So what do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them, but never see them." So thats the joke, but I want to some how put it into an opener, any ideas how? And if you have any good openers to use on blondes, please post them. 
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| Author: | BadolzoN [ Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:29 pm ] |
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Here's how you do it. Don't do it. Pick up lines/ line jokes aren't funny/ won't get you laid. "What do you call a (insert penis here) ?" "A bellend!" "Hahahaha (laughs to himself)" *Girls stare -.-...* "WAHHHHHH *guy cries*" |
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| Author: | Fin [ Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:38 pm ] |
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Quote: Here's how you do it.
It's you and what you represent. The joke is meaningless.Don't do it. Pick up lines/ line jokes aren't funny/ won't get you laid. "What do you call a (insert penis here) ?" "A bellend!" "Hahahaha (laughs to himself)" *Girls stare -.-...* "WAHHHHHH *guy cries*" Whether that is a joke, an opinion opener, a decleration of sexual interest or just "hi, my name is..... you are?" The words mean nothing, zilch, nada... when compared to the guy saying them and what he represents, because that means everything! Lines are useless unless YOU are hot and socially savvy. Last I checked..... chicks fuck guys, not words. And I've found that to be the best way to view it 
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| Author: | Slywalker [ Sat Oct 03, 2009 7:00 am ] |
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This reminds me of the post in the newbie section "how do you game black chicks" or something.. You approach her like all other chicks my man, it doesnt matter if she is blond, brunette or has a blue tail. Don't use canned shit, just approach with serious amounts of confidence! |
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| Author: | Storyteller [ Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:54 am ] |
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For an opener how about: "So did you start having more fun when you started dying your hair?" |
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| Author: | Manda Chuva [ Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:06 am ] |
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You're a blond interesting ; is it true what the say about blondes? HB: what? You: That you guys are spontaneous and fun HB: YEA You: Let's find out |
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| Author: | -Achilles [ Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:12 pm ] |
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I not sure of what I´m about to say, but u ppl be the judges: instead of using the joke itself for an opener, use the idea of the joke. for instance -Hi whats up? listen I need your help. I have a girl friend, who´s a believer of that "blondes are stupid" shit. would you care to prove her wrong? Idk how to follow it cause it just came from nowhere.. just an example. Hope it helps man -Achilles |
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