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Author:  Kieran Black [ Fri Sep 25, 2009 5:42 am ]
Post subject:  Cruel but effective bar opener
Okay guys I'm a newbie to this site but I just thought i'd contribute a little opener I invented on the weekend which ended up with me taking this girls friend home. I was aiming for her but her AMOG bf was there and her friend was just as good so I was a happy chappy :D

So I'm out at this bar in the city with some friends and it's my turn to do the rounds I go stand next to a beautiful blonde girl at the bar waiting to order a drink.

ME: Hey, I just thought I should let you know. This guy has a repuation for spiking girls drinks (I point to the innocent bartender)

HER: Oh really? are you serious?

ME: Yeah I know he doesn't look like the type does he... (shrug my shoulders and turn back to the bar)

HER: So how do you know this?

ME: Well a few of my girlfriends were here last weekend and when they got their drinks they thought it tasted funny. Anyway all of a sudden they just felt really wasted and they don't remember but apparently these two dodgey dudes were cracking on them big time and it turns out their mates with the bartender.

HER: OMG were they okay?

ME: Well they felt really horrible the next day and Laura wen't to the doctors and had some tests and she had K in her system.


Well you can see where it wen't from there, I came up with this one because I believe I indirectly portrayed the following
-I have lots of girls as friends
-I'm not directly cracking on her so it made me look like concerned jo citizen.

It's quite ballsy and a rat thing to do but what can I say it worked.[/i]
Author:  Emiliooooh! [ Fri Sep 25, 2009 6:02 am ]
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I don't like it bro, especially if you're in a small city or a college, this could really bite you in the ass later.
Author:  nel3000 [ Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:23 am ]
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glad it worked, im new to the site too. in my experience, its difficult to follow up from openers like the one u did. reason is it does not sound like the mood is being lightened.

here's a short version how it would go in my head if i tried something like that.

me: hi, careful the bartender spikes drinks.

her:really, how do u know?

me: happened to my friends

her: well that sux

me:yes....yes it does. needed doctor visits and stuff

her:yikes, well thnx for heads up...cya

i just would not know how to smoothly transition to any more dhv'ing or tryin to get to know her. the topic is a bit heavy. hope im helping any
Author:  loyalknicksfan [ Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:26 am ]
Post subject:  risky, not good
Wouldn't recommend that. There are good lies and bad lies. Good lies, are like "my ex girlfriend is here." or "do you guys always come here, i do and don't c u, ect. ect." Bad lies are one's that can easily be verified. Bartenders eventually talk to girls, and I don't know about you, but I don't trust the female ability of "thinking before saying something." You also don't know if the girls know the bartender, or know someone that works at the bar. Play it safe. Instead of spreading rumors about someone you don't know (in this case the bartender), its best to say something like "I think I got roofied last night at this place. did you guys ever get that feeling. (even though thats not good)..
Author:  They Call Me Smooth [ Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:52 pm ]
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So you are selling out the bartender to open a set? Wow thats really lame. You do know this could come back and get him fired right? It doesn't have to be true to be have effects.

The worst is at one point in the conversation you had a change to turn it into a joke (The set was already open at that point) but you didn't.

Sorry but this get -5 stars from me.
Author:  TheJ [ Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:41 pm ]
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I agree with all the above.

You can go there, but once you get down to the details when she asks something like (How do you know this..) you have to joke it up like:

HER :really, how do u know?

YOU: Well a few of my girlfriends were here last weekend and when they got their drinks they thought it tasted funny. Anyway all of a sudden they just felt really wasted. They didn't remember anything afterwards but both woke up with mustaches drawn on their face. We had a DNA test and the ink came from the bartender's pen. True story
Author:  Manda Chuva [ Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:46 pm ]
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If it works use it , which it clearly does .
If you have a future problem you can come out clean and tell the girl , you were being sarcastic or playing.
I beilieve that if it comes to bite you in the ass you can improvise i wouldnt use this but just for shyts and giggles id like to try it out.
Author:  speed3770 [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:01 pm ]
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the biggest problem i see, is if the girl is actually friends with the bartender, or has friends who are mates with the bartender, you could end up without any teeth.
Author:  Storyteller [ Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:06 pm ]
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This is beyond terrible. I can't believe you have bothered to think this up. Not only does it make the girl feel uncomfortable, as you've just created an SPAM of sexual violation and DANGER, but do you really think that you can phase shift into a COMFORTABLE SPAM, where you can escalate kino, when she's constantly keeping an eye out on the "creep bartender" and NOT ordering any more drinks because she's afraid???? Come on. It's obvious you haven't field tested this. Get real.
Author:  deancasino [ Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:26 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Cruel but effective bar opener
Quote:
Okay guys I'm a newbie to this site but I just thought i'd contribute a little opener I invented on the weekend which ended up with me taking this girls friend home. I was aiming for her but her AMOG bf was there and her friend was just as good so I was a happy chappy :D

So I'm out at this bar in the city with some friends and it's my turn to do the rounds I go stand next to a beautiful blonde girl at the bar waiting to order a drink.

ME: Hey, I just thought I should let you know. This guy has a repuation for spiking girls drinks (I point to the innocent bartender)

HER: Oh really? are you serious?

ME: Yeah I know he doesn't look like the type does he... (shrug my shoulders and turn back to the bar)

HER: So how do you know this?

ME: Well a few of my girlfriends were here last weekend and when they got their drinks they thought it tasted funny. Anyway all of a sudden they just felt really wasted and they don't remember but apparently these two dodgey dudes were cracking on them big time and it turns out their mates with the bartender.

HER: OMG were they okay?

ME: Well they felt really horrible the next day and Laura wen't to the doctors and had some tests and she had K in her system.


Well you can see where it wen't from there, I came up with this one because I believe I indirectly portrayed the following
-I have lots of girls as friends
-I'm not directly cracking on her so it made me look like concerned jo citizen.

It's quite ballsy and a rat thing to do but what can I say it worked.[/i]
I'm just gonna go ahead and say this is a bad idea. Not only could this screw your chances with any of the girls within earshot, but the bartender could lose his job or he finds out it was you spreading rumours and kicks your ass.

I'd find another approach man.
Author:  Lodewijkp [ Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:45 pm ]
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well .. bartender TALKS TO ALOT OF GIRLS ... IF the rumor spreads and the bartender get to know about this you probably won't be welcome anymore.
all the girls in the venue will know about your lies and stuff.

this will totally bite you in the ass , you don't have the right to ruin his reputation

do you really think a bartender will do shit like this ? only stupid girls will fall for this il bet 90 % of the girls will be like '' umm yeah sure right .... ''
Author:  Superjutah [ Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:00 am ]
Post subject:  bartender opener
Man this is such a disgusting and appalling line its unreal,
Openers are supposed to be funny and/or sexual but lighten up the mood!
Talking to a person about something which basically constitutes rape (spiking drinks) and actually accusing a person is beyond forgiveable.
You can be chucked out a club for that and it shows such low confidence and game that an AFC would be proud of!
Anyone uses this line deserves anything that comes to them
Author:  Superjutah [ Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:01 am ]
Post subject:  bartender opener
Man this is such a disgusting and appalling line its unreal,
Openers are supposed to be funny and/or sexual but lighten up the mood!
Talking to a person about something which basically constitutes rape (spiking drinks) and actually accusing a person is beyond forgiveable.
You can be chucked out a club for that and it shows such low confidence and game that an AFC would be proud of!
Anyone uses this line deserves anything that comes to them
Author:  Vitamin Z [ Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:31 pm ]
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Nice try, but I think it really questions your integrity. Would you go as for as to defame an innocent guy just to get into a girl's pants? For all you know, that guy may have a big family to look after.
Author:  Kieran Black [ Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:58 pm ]
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lol.. its a good thing I don't care for criticism.

Perhaps most of you eager to subject your objections to my contribution hope to correct me on some perceived fundamental character floor but the fact of the matter is I am what I am and I'm very good at what I do and I'm willing to share.

If your not as ruthless and 'tasteless' as I am in getting what you want then you will ultimately never achieve the social status and confident alpha mindframe you have always percieved as being unattainable simply because there are numerous unscrupulous characters willing to 'throw caution to the wind' who will ultimately out-game you for that very reason.

If this post has offended you then that is very unfortunate 'for you' but in all honesty I will be sleeping in the pussy juice of two HB 8-9's (one had fake breasts but they looked/felt great) that I closed this very night.

So i.e. thankyou for sharing your critisisms of this particular routine but they will be 'permanently disregarded' without further notice. That is all I have to say on this matter.
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