I'm a newbie to the school of pick-up, so I thought I'd christen myself with my own little tip.
While trying to absorb as much knowledge as I could from this website, I came across several replies and posts about girls calling you out on your opener: "Do you get a lot a girls with that?"
This can be a huge blow to your confidence, and I imagine most people just abandon ship. This happened to me at a club once, but I was able to use my alcohol-enhanced wit to recover. So here's my suggestion for parrying the spot-bomb; let me know what you think.
Technically, my approach was all wrong, but I was drunk and just messing around anyway so it was permissible. I see a HB9 standing alone against a rail at a dance club with bored but beautiful blue eyes. I know this is the wrong type of target, but I'm a sucker for the peepers. I lean against the rail next to her while mimicing her body language and negged her. I can't remember exactly what I said, but it was something along the lines of "I was looking for the person having the most fun tonight, and I saw you here going crazy yada yada yada..."
Then she shoots me down: "Is that your one-liner?" which translated more or less into "get the fuck out of my face loser."
The AFC within, however, was passed out from too many tequilas, so I was not fazed. Right away, I sharply retorted "Is that YOUR one-liner? Asking guys [mocking her voice] 'Is that your one-liner?' If it is, I'll tell you right now you're not gonna pick up any guys with that weak game." I said it in a sort of "La-di-freakin-da" sort of way, but with a smile on my face so she knew I was teasing.
Instantly those gorgeous eyes lit up with laughter, and I proceeded with the whole funny guy teasing the "I'm too sexy for you" girl routine, stacking up the IOI's like poker chips. My drunk-ass started slurring and running out of shit to say though; so I salvaged the sarge and got her number before I fucked it up.
I have some theories about why this worked so well, but I thought I'd get some more professional opinions from you guys. _________________ They say 'life's a bitch'...well my favorite position is doggy-style
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