hey if she is 18, she is free meat fuck the rest..
if she's sexy and bone her, god damn ill high five you anytime, and your friends? well, id be jealous anytime if my friend would get some nice nice chick.
- Mr. White
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| Author: | Hotpot [ Sun Mar 11, 2007 11:43 pm ] |
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I've used this to some success. Don't know if it's been done before but here goes. Me: Hey guys! Boob jobs. Good or bad idea. Usually the girls will shake their tits around to show they are real. HB's: Blah blah blah Me: Well I don't think they're very good. My sister has had one (which she has, even though she didn't need it, but hey, she was a stripper at the time) and she's wound up with a fuckwit builder with a pot belly and scrawny legs (also true). This gets the girls giggling and talking. And what girl DOESN'T like talking about boob jobs! Now I've just got to wangle my way into that little barmaid's panties I saw in a pub near me. She's only 18 or 19 and gorgeous. Didn't want to sarge her in front of my AFC friends as I'm 42 and they would have called me a pedo. |
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| Author: | PaulBooker [ Mon Mar 12, 2007 4:27 am ] |
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funny story...i'd probably call you a pedo as well, but all the same it sounds like a good opener, have fun. p.s. good luck with the barmaid! |
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| Author: | Mr. White [ Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:44 pm ] |
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hey if she is 18, she is free meat fuck the rest.. if she's sexy and bone her, god damn ill high five you anytime, and your friends? well, id be jealous anytime if my friend would get some nice nice chick. - Mr. White |
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| Author: | psilo [ Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:57 pm ] |
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Your friends would only call you a pedo out of jealousy, get to work man! |
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| Author: | swiftone [ Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:45 am ] |
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I like that opener! it sounds like you used it naturally of course cause its true so it works for you... |
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| Author: | rockin_out [ Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:50 pm ] |
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i dunno, i don't think ragging on your sister is a good idea. i wouldn't take it that route. maybe an older cousin or family friend or something? |
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| Author: | Holden [ Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:21 pm ] |
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Here's how my version would go: Me: Hey guys! Do you think Breast Enlargement Surgery (more medical = conveys less interest, DHV intelligence) is a Good or bad idea for a woman. HB's: Blah blah blah Me: Well I think it's lets a women truly express her inner qualities.... *pause* Being FAKE. HB's: *Response Verbal or Emotional* Me: Hey but lets be honest, if you got fake boobs your probably not smart enough to get that joke in the first place. Your probably too busy colouring. Now of course these lines have to be used on girls with real breasts. Credit: Daniel Tosh |
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