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Author:  CaptainAmazing [ Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Old Man Opener
this is my first time posting an opener so hopefully my format will be alright

this is the old man opener which ive field tested already and gotten some... interesting results

its gotten some pretty good results so far

CA - hey can i get your opinion on something (or whatever, just general op opener stuff)
HB - sure
CA - ok, i was watching this interview on the weekend with the worlds oldest man
HB - o cool, that old asian guy right?
CA - yea the one that looks liek the guy in kill bill 2, anyway hes 130 year old and he said the reason hes lived to such an old age is because he has been celebate since he was 30. Heres the thing, would you rather die at 30 or live a century without sex?

i know what your thinking, and yes this guy is a genius!

basically some answers ive got are -

"die at 30 YAY SEX", to which i then accused her of being a sex maniac

and

HB - die at 30
CA - why?
HB - because after that you just get a job and work for the rest of your life

to which i then started telling her the story about that dude (no idea what his name is haha) who style mentioned briefly in his book that wanted his adventurous lifestlye to have killed him at age 30 and when he turned 31 and discovere he wasnt dead he shot himself

well anyway i hope you all enjoy this opener

captain amazing away!!!! :D
Author:  xfman [ Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:56 pm ]
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My 2 cents:

First of all, The fact that you include sexual things in your opener and the answer you get is great because you can NEG the girl with the answer.

I will add or change the follow up story.

HB: I prefer to have sex until 30
PUA: The thing was that my friend and I know a guy that bla bla (But add a solid story maybe a funny one.)

:arrow: good opener

8.5 / 10
Author:  Plastic Man [ Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:10 pm ]
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This one is fucking genius. I just tried this on saint paddies day.

I did this "is it cheating for a girl to kiss girls" opener for a group of like eight guys and three girls. My target leaned in front of me, over the table and said she was going to kiss her girlfriend that was there. I told her to get out of my way because I was trying to get these guys opinions.

Later, after I won over the rest of the group and negged her enough, I talked to her alone. She was already way into me, from the negs, and I used this world's oldest man question.

She started talking all about how good great sex is and asked me to think about it. Blah, blah, blah, great sex is so great.

Then this

HB9: Are you my best sex ever?

I was not expecting this so I stumbled and studdered.

An old guy turned around and picked up her glasses off the floor and handed them to her. Which was perfect because we were talking about sex before thirty. He turned around, and I pulled her close and said

Me: That old guy wants you.

HB9: Haha. Yeah fifty year olds love my butt.

Me: For a second I thought you said, girls love your butt?

HB9: Well yeah, girls do too

Me: I wouldn't know.

HB9: She stood up and turned around so I could look at her butt.
Author:  xfman [ Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:18 pm ]
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There is a funny NEG that goes something like this:

"You could almost be a supermodel, Maybe with one more year at the gym you can become one"
Author:  Plastic Man [ Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:08 am ]
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That would've been a great response.
Author:  willy_dick [ Fri Apr 06, 2007 2:00 am ]
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nice captain amazing
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