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Author:  Verbal Kent [ Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:44 am ]
Post subject:  "Did you wash your hands"?

I found this great opener on youtube. I field tested it twice the other night.. 1/2 girls responed well to it.

Stand close to the bathroom.. maybe in line wait to go. When you see a cute girl walk out of the women's room say in a playful voice "Did you wash your hands?" It's a safe little funny opener to use. I'm still going to test it out some more tomorrow night

Author:  alphamale_16 [ Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:28 am ]
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It looks like good, but how do you continue?

Me: Hey, did you wash your hands? Haha
HB: Of course...
Me:?

Author:  Infamous110 [ Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:22 am ]
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Then let's shake hands

Author:  Squirrel89 [ Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:38 am ]
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nice :)

Author:  Marcy [ Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:50 am ]
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Yeah that will work.

You: Did you wash your hands, haha..
Her: Yeah of course!
You:*put hand out* Thats ok then Im Marc

Author:  The Visionist [ Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:06 pm ]
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I used this yesterday 4 times. The first girl, I span her around when I took her hand and she was quite taken with it. The second and third took my hand but acted kinda creeped out. The fourth said "my hands are soggy!" and sort-of ran off.

Best to say after asking, "did you DRY them?"...

Author:  A.Vandalay [ Sat Jul 26, 2008 5:02 pm ]
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this sounds a little creepy imo. i think the line is odd and skulking around a women's restroom can get you arrested if you don't do it right.

Author:  atb123 [ Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:15 am ]
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i like it but kind of creepy to be hanging by the bathroom.

Author:  Soul teen [ Sun Aug 03, 2008 2:18 pm ]
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yeh this line just makes it difficult for yourself

Author:  RockGod [ Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:43 am ]
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It looks like good, but how do you continue?

Me: Hey, did you wash your hands? Haha
HB: Of course...
Me:Paper Towels or Dryer?
HB: Paper towels silly
Me: Too bad...I kinda like the drip dry kinda girls best

Author:  Jesper [ Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Jesper's bathroom opener

Israel has mainly unisex bathrooms, so this is what I do - works best in cafe's, not in clubs and it shouldnt matter if there are other people waiting in line:

Jesper: (said cheekyish and a smile throughout) Excuse me ma'am, ummm, this is really embarassing, but could you watch the door for me? (assuming you are at a stall)
HB: hahahaha
Jesper: no! I'm serious! The lock is broken and (C&F) I'm really REALLY shy. As a matter of fact, I'm not even sure how I even started speaking to you! I'm afraid of girls..they are SUCH sexual predators! CAN I EVEN TRUST YOU!?(concerned, puppyish face - smile then start to walk in, assuming she will guard the door.)
HB: hahahaha yes yes you can
Jesper: I love you your the best!

If and this is often the case if there are others there she will says, 'why me?' or 'im sure no one will come in' just say: omg you are so rude! if Brad Pitt asked you to hold the door for him would you? She will say: of course, but are you Brad Pitt? PUA: Umm ya! I'm just stuck in this really UGLY guy's body for the day! Now watch the door!

Now let's go on...Don't go for a number 2 cos that would be fucken awkward as nuts. I repeat, DONT!

Go in and DONT lock the door - the lock is PROBABLY working!!

**POSSIBLE ADDITION IF YOU CAN PULL IT OFF**

Once you close the door, after a second start singing loud enough so she can hear you - sing a REALLY catchy song REALLY passionatley i.e. Culture club - do you really want to hurt me When she hears she will crack the fuck up. Shout through the door: HEY! DONT BE LAUGHING AT MY SINGING! I TAKE IT VERY SERIOUSLY!
HB: hhahahahaha OMFG


THEN you come out, joke about your singing for a second, then "thank you soooooo much for watching the door, it meant the WORLD to me" and go with the wash hands routine like above..."hey did you wash your hands? my mom always told me to wash my hands (mini-dhv)"

if you want, you can add in this bit just as you finish washing your hands - the last 3 words can be used quite well:

"You know, you weren't half bad at holding the door for me - we should be a team! everytime i go to the bathroom i will call my door-holding service and (slow it down a bit, maintain eye contact, smile) she will come! haha Evvverytime!" -----DONT make the naughty meaning obvious, say it like you didnt realize it and dont even bring it up after that it sounded sexual. Half the time, she WILL notice and if she does, neg her on it and RELATE BACK to sexual predator comment 'ewww you perv! I TOLD you that ALL girls are sexual predators' - then go into sexual predator routine).

If executed correctly, this routine is golden. 95% of the time she WILL stay - you were interesting as hell for asking her to watch the door!!

Let me know how it works for you ;)

Jesper

Author:  Musterion [ Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:08 am ]
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This could also be used if you are in a set and your target goes to the bathroom. Obviously don't stand around waiting if it's just you n her or if it's a 2 set and they both go etc, but while she's gone continue to build rapport with the obstacles then when she comes back "did you remember to wash your hands?" short and sweet, if you are far enough into the sarge you could even isolate with a little extension to this, not sure what could come after mind you, unless simply take her by the hand and say "good, then {you can} come with me" or along them lines.

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