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Author:  hollywoodinpa [ Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Differentiate Yourself With A Little Cocky Funny

Name, Age, Occupation.

A good way to differentiate yourself from other guys is to answer Biographical Questions with Cocky/Funny. This is acting cool because you are breaking rapport, and it gets girls to chase. It's a good idea to answer the questions honestly before they get frustrated though.

What's your name?

Mr Right
The One
Antonio!!! It-ah-ly (thick Italian accent)
uhm... (pretend to lie) Bob
Brad Pitt, David Beckham


How old are you?

99
12... but don't tell anyone, I had to lie to get in here
26 and three quarters... don't you love how when you were five, that extra three quarters was really important!

What do you do?

I'm a Lion tamer
I'm Rock Star (in training?)
Tesco's Cashier, McDonalds trainee
Studying a phd in Justin Timberology... with a sideline in Britney Spearisms
Fix her in the eye... "I give women pleasure"

Author:  venenĂ  [ Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:12 pm ]
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hahhah LOL, the end with what do you do was really funny. Nice work

Author:  Jacks [ Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:36 am ]
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haha they are pretty good ones. i shall try my own out but i like the cocky funny way to say it all

Author:  Lucius [ Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:01 am ]
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good stuff

Author:  flayrah [ Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:18 pm ]
Post subject:  More of that

Octupus trainer (you train octopussies, octopi? Cephalopod action!

You're the guy who folds up the Goodyear Blimp--come back to my car/truck it's in there

Pillow aficionado...*in best Don LaFontaine voice*--the world's last line of defense in a cruel world of fluffless pillows~

I train dolphins at SeaWorld (can go into how dolphins are the only other known species to have sex for fun)

I'm the Dippin Dots guy at SeaWorld

Author:  Rome0 [ Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:15 pm ]
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ha, those are some good ones. To us it may seem kinda cheezy but i know for a fact girls respond to this type of stuff.

Author:  r34ct [ Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:58 am ]
Post subject:  Haha

The guy who folds up the Goodyear Blimp I love that one, gonna use it! It's borderline genius, good job.

Author:  joker_jack84 [ Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:08 am ]
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Trampoline inspector.

Grass clipping counter.

Author:  Linwood [ Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:53 am ]
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I told a girl a little while back that I was the guy who painted the red stripes on bowling pins. Needless to say, she thought it was hilarious and she also liked to bowl.

Author:  LoveMonkey [ Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:29 am ]
Post subject:  Re: More of that

Quote:
You're the guy who folds up the Goodyear Blimp--come back to my car/truck it's in there
LMAO!

Some of mine:

"I milk Goats"
"I rescue injured hippos" - its great if you have a picture of a hippo in your wallet...

"I test the elasticity of condoms"

"I teach deaf people how to read Braille"... if you don't get that sry for you.

Author:  RecklessVic [ Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:06 am ]
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this post is great!

slave trader

temporary cigarette repair man

Author:  lloyd [ Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:22 am ]
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I'm an exotic dancer and Jehova's witness. Seriously. It can be hard to find a life balance. :)

Author:  Midnight_ [ Sun May 04, 2008 5:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Differentiate Yourself With A Little Cocky Funny

Quote:
Tesco's Cashier, McDonalds trainee
Perhaps "I'm a McDonalds trainee, people say it's a sh*t job, but I have a nice day" ? ;)

Author:  Sin7 [ Wed May 07, 2008 7:35 am ]
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I'm a huge fan of cocky funny always worx loved the last job

Author:  fazzz [ Wed May 07, 2008 7:20 pm ]
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Nice, lol.

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