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| Author: | Grape [ Tue Apr 08, 2008 11:23 pm ] |
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Here is a list of playful questions to converse about, but ONLY when you have the set in a playful and childish state. Also, these can easily be turned into DHV stories. 1. The Ghandi Bit - Did you know Ghandi was a lawyer? - Did you know Ghandi was from England? - Did you know Ghandi was hung like a horse? 2. Do penguins have knees? 3. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?? 4. If a Barbie is soo popular, why do you need to buy her friends?? 5. When you tell a guy that there's 400 billion stars in the galaxy he believes it, and yet when you tell him there's wet paint on the wall, he HAS to touch it. 6. If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked? 7. If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it? 8. Can you cry underwater? 9. If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs? 10. When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they? 11. How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt? 12. What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card? 13. Why do you think they put holes in crackers? 14. In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end? (BOOKSTORE!!) 15. Why does a round pizza come in a square box? 16. Did you notice how they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? 17. My sheep shrank when it rained. 18. Did you ever think about if Tarzan had a beard? 19. Accidents happen, just ask your parents. (Awesome neg) 20. My jaw broke. "how?" I ate a jawbreaker. |
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| Author: | beyondevil [ Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:00 am ] |
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"Out of these three guys which would you fuck, marry or kill, Borat, Mr. Bean or Chandler (friends)" |
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| Author: | Rome0 [ Wed Apr 16, 2008 2:54 am ] |
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do penguins have knees? THat is fuckin gold! oh man i was laughin pretty hard. I think chicks love that kind of random silly humor. |
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| Author: | LoveMonkey [ Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:53 am ] |
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3. Do penguins have knees? 12. Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils? 14. What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card? Those 3 are flippen great, this is material u hear on stand up stuff really good dude if you came up with them.. |
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| Author: | worldwidechris [ Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:17 pm ] |
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Very true, women love these things. Of course, they always ask what the answer is after they're done laughing, so it's a very good possibility to DHV yourself by knowing the answers. Personally, I have no clue as to whether penguins have knees. Thank God for Wikipedia, I guess. Women also truly enjoy the types of questions that have misleading answers, i.e: "What color egg does a peacock lay?" A: Peacocks don't lay eggs, peahens do. There's a whole slew of these types of questions out there, and I've field tested most of them. Lots of smiles, lots of laughs, and this gives the women something to try on their friends, which will get them thinking about you again! |
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| Author: | Grape [ Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:55 pm ] |
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lol, thanks guys. And no, I got them from websites and a Kohl's t-shirt with 50 random questions on it. |
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| Author: | cupid [ Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:32 am ] |
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thats some ncie stuff man, my question is how do you use them in a convo tho. like how do you drop them in a convo? |
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| Author: | snapyourfingers [ Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:47 am ] |
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I've been looking for a thread like this, It's absolutely great... Thanks man! |
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| Author: | mozyFresh [ Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:25 pm ] |
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Nice post, i gonna use these for my random (retarded) questions game. (I get the feeling it would work better online, i might just limit it to that.) How about this one 'have you ever sat in your dinner?' |
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| Author: | Grape [ Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:27 pm ] |
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Quote: thats some ncie stuff man, my question is how do you use them in a convo tho. like how do you drop them in a convo?
Thanks for the replies everyone.Well it's easy, my personal: Do penguins have knees? Me: Woah, do penguins have knees?? Them: Umm, no, I don't think so.. Do they?? Me: Well wouldn't they need knees to walk like this (use their legs to make pose) because if not, they would hop around like this. Hop for me. Them: Haha, where did penguins even come out of?? Me: Well, I saw a penguin movie this afternoon... Did you ever see-- HAPPY FEET??! Them: Omgomgogmogm!! I love Happy Feet! Me: Yeah.... Do you always spaz out like this?? lol, you see?? It's more than just a Q&A, it can build on for a long time. |
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| Author: | choraumm [ Fri May 02, 2008 6:17 pm ] |
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13. How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt? HAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHA THe best one! hahahahaa |
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| Author: | Fin [ Wed May 21, 2008 9:54 pm ] |
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These could tottaly work wonders as random/silly openers to get people hooked/curious about you. e.g. Hey guys, me and my friends were having a disagreement and wondered if you could solve it, if a tourtise losses its shell is it naked or homeless? |
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| Author: | MattJacks [ Thu May 22, 2008 1:51 am ] |
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gotta learn these. frikin HIlarious. great post man. |
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| Author: | omarisocialite [ Mon May 26, 2008 7:39 pm ] |
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The questions are amazing! I'm definitely going to use these next time I go out! |
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| Author: | Grape [ Wed May 28, 2008 8:00 pm ] |
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Hahaha, got a new one from a friend at lunch. "You know those square orange cheese crackers that taste really weird right? And when you're really hungry, you see them and say 'Ooh, square orange cheese crackers, yum.'" them: yeah!!!! you: (Stare cluelessly) hi my name's Blablabla. bahahaha |
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