Because HBs will not instantly be stimulated by looking at my phisique. I am tall, my hair is too rigid, going to be gray soon, and grows straight up, I have four too long, skinny limbs, and I have grown a slight pouch.

I would not recommend gaming your coworkers, there are plenty of other girls to game.

Judging by your second question, you are already framing the situation as depressing and negative. People go to clubs to socialize and have fun. Try to be positive or at the very least go into the situation with a neutral mindset and bring fun energy to the group. Match their energy or higher. Befriend the guys and find commonalities. Break rapport and qualify the girls and escalate her as you reward her for her investment.

Well at this point I dont think he would be fclosing any of them anytime soon so its not like his shitting where he sleeps. Even if he wants to regardless of the consequence his asking a fair question.

Well you can never go wrong with light bantering you can start there. If she either says something goofy call her out on it in a joking manner and smile. You can also begin to compliment her on what she's wearing and neg her in the same sentence push-pull but be careful with doing this too early.