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Author:  ice_melter [ Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:34 am ]
Post subject:  ice_melter's tomato opener

yes you read it all right, a TOMATO opener :P

before giving you the actual opener, i'm going to give you the background story if it.
It was in the afternoon and me and my friends where hanging round in a mall. After a while we got hungry and went to a sandwich bar (i don't know if this is the good dutch to English translation lol, if any dutch PUA can give me a better translation for 'broodjesbar' let me know :P ).
While we were eating our sandwiches, a friend of mine started a interestting conversation with me and this is how it went:
Friend:"Look at all those vegetables, this sandwich HAS to be fucking healthy"
Ice:"Ye, imagine there was fruit on it, then it was even more healthier"
Friend:"But there is :shock:, are you blind? Don't you see this tomato?"
Ice:"What the fuck dude, tomatoes are vegetables!"
Friend:"No actually a lot of people THINK that, but it's actually fruit."

After some YES <-> NO discussion lol, i went to ask the people in that bar.

Ice:"i can't stay long, because I have to rejoin my friends, but we had an interesting discussion just now. A tomato, is it a fruit or a vegetable?"

Most people said it was a vegetable. So this opened the sets, i even went into small talk with 2 or 3 sets. But the reason i didn't take my approach anywhere was because i was only interested in the answer, to prove my friend he was wrong :oops: .

That evening I googled it and I stumbled on this science forum. I learned that a tomato IS a fruit. It's a fruit because, it was made out of a flower and contains the seeds to make a new tomato plant. Lol I was amazed. Vegetables are former parts of the plants, like for example the roots (think off carrots ).

Anyway this was my tomato opener, I would love some comment on this. How silly it looks it DID actually open sets, I had the attention of my sets, but as i said before, £I just didn't take it anywhere lol. :oops:
I think i'm going to try this out again, when i'm near a sandwich bar with some friends lol. 8)

Author:  mozyFresh [ Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:08 am ]
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Good idea,
Funny enough, i just corrected a guy on the forum about this, he thought it was a vegtable as well.


And just to let you know your written english is good, better than mine.
People often say the dutch speak better english than we do.

Except that they dont know how to spell netherlands probly, you spell it nederlands.
Your country is called HOLLAND!, remember that! :-D

(Now thats push/pull)

Author:  ice_melter [ Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:14 am ]
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I'm from Belgium not the Netherlands :d. It's the second dutch speaking country in Europe :D.

Actually there are 3 mother languages in Belgium. Dutch, French or Deutsch. (Off course you only have one mother language, it depends of the region you where born in)

Author:  mozyFresh [ Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:59 am ]
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Thats one hell of a mixture.
dutch, french and german. wow
Belguim is crazy.
I've only ever been there once,
we did'nt stay for long. LOL :-D

I just thought that they spoke french in the south and dutch in the north.

Author:  ice_melter [ Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:01 pm ]
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that's correct
but there is also a very small area Deutsch, kinda a part of Germany we had after WOII as a compensation for the damage we had.

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