So I'm just working on my opening this month and I wrote out this routine stack. I'm just focusing on one area, opening and transition. Please don't judge that I'm using routine. I'm trying a new method. I normally use natural game for normal and day game. This is night. Check it and if you see room for improvement, just let us know! We welcome change
ME: Oh my god did you guys see that girl fight outside?
Girls: (whatever - Cut them off after they talk for a bit)
Mystery: Ok I can only stay for a second but they were totally fighting over this funny guy. Have you guys ever fought over a guy?"
Girls: (whatever - Cut them off)
Me: It was a short little guy named George in a wife beater.. .These girls were pulling each others hair.. .one was pounding the others and one of the guards was holding one off to try and stop it and it became this 2 on 1 type of deal. The girl who was hitting the other one being held hit open her shirt. .One of her boobs popped out Normally I'm all for
seeing boobs, but it was one of those saggy baggy boobies from national geographic.
Girls: wow, blah blah blah
me: Yeah but one of the girls looked like the badass type, you know the type that your mama warns you about when you were little. Kinda like you (to target)
Girls: laugh
Me: You think you only see things like this only in the city, but before I leave, that reminds me of the time I went to barcelona with my girlfriend at the time. By the way, if you guys get a chance, date someone who works in the airline industry, DO IT! you'll get free rides throughout the world if your with them. Anyways we were on our way to a club for her birthday, everyone in the dance team she was with was waiting for her and while walking to the club we saw a group of teenagers, well long story short, we walked by them and the people behind us were not as lucky, This guy was randomly hit in the face by one of the kids, but the crazy thing is that when they hit him I thought he was about to get jumped, I then held on to my girl tightly. But then they dispersed. I was confused. But it was because there was a cop running after the kid who hit the guy. Down the block you saw the kid outrunning the cop but at the corner you saw this fat ass cop waiting for him and tackled him to the floor like he was goldberg for wwf.
Girls: wow crazyyy
me: So how do you guys know each other?
Girls: blahj blah blah
ME: Let me guess your the good one and your the bad one (target) and your the mediator.
Girls: blah blah blah
Me: Well it's a pleasure meeting you guys, it's nice to know you guys are really fun people. (shakes each others hand with name introduction, but act like you forgot to shake and ask for targets name, with a smile of course)
Girls: they laugh jokingly,
me: aww I'm sorry, come here (hug) I been alienating your friend all this time. (by now she's next to me, and then I go on to the ring finger routine or whatever you guys think its suitable.)
So what do you guys think? I'm gonna use it tonight regardless, but I just want to hear any opinions or any changes I should make.