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Author:  Aspiring [ Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:26 am ]
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"Hello, my name is ____ and we would have the most beautiful babies" - you say it with a facial expression that shows you're joking then add in a little laugh.

This is an opener I came up with when I was way too drunk to think before I spoke. Luckily it worked like a charm rather than scaring her off.

Then I thought about it, this is a really good opener. It displays confidence, shows her youre fun, outgoing, and unique, and has huge potential for building rapport. If she agrees you can joke with her about how she just admitted she found you attractive.

Also a huge plus is it gets her to think about her future with you (future pacing) and her emotional desire to have a baby since she was a little girl all within the first few seconds of meeting her.

Another bonus is that it opens up a whole variety of conversational topics. You'll start out talking about your kids names, schools, where you'll live and end up with "wow this is moving so fast, I should probably get your number first" or "you know what, I want to show you something" and taking her to your place for same night sex.

You get to know her a lot better and you can read her based on what she projects emotionally, rather than the boring "where are you from, what do you do, what's your favorite" stuff

There are plenty of other advantages to this opener I'm sure I've forgotten too. Like how easy it really is (if you do indeed know attraction).

So try it out and let me know what you guys think!

PS for those of you you don't know future pacing it is a way of setting up future dates or experiences the 2 of you can have together to get her more comfortable and willing to sleep with you on a first date - without worrying about whether there will be a second one. This doesn't mean any of it has to happen, it's just to get her thinking.

Author:  TheKoon [ Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:02 am ]
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I can see a women responding to this saying "I don't want kids" haha

But good post man.

Author:  Aspiring [ Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:22 pm ]
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Yeah I got that once and was just flat out rejected. BUT

The next time I was rejected I turned to her friend who hadn't been listening and used the exact same line, she responded more positively. When the first girl saw I didn't have to take her shit she opened up more to me and I recovered.

Every other time this failed was when the target is with a group who is actually listening. The girl is more self conscious and therefore more aware of what's going on. Her friends will clockblock you if they are listening with their bitch shields up.

I have successfully used this with a wingman where we both use the exact same line without letting the other hear. It's fun how easy it is.

Author:  puaninja [ Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:54 pm ]
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And you can follow it up with, "If things go good with the baby, then maybe we can get married. And if that goes well, possibly move in together. And who knows, we might eventually even start dating."

(Notice how it's the exact opposite of how that should normally transpire, hence, funny;)

Author:  Aspiring [ Wed Oct 03, 2012 7:37 pm ]
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And you can follow it up with, "If things go good with the baby, then maybe we can get married. And if that goes well, possibly move in together. And who knows, we might eventually even start dating."
That is genius. Also a good way to test her sense of humor and intelligence.

Author:  Aspiring [ Wed Oct 03, 2012 7:45 pm ]
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Can you guys think of any ways of making her qualify herself to you? At this point I think it would be good to show her she can lose your interest.

Something like "The problem is I only let certain women have my babies. The 3 things I look for in a woman are [quality], [trait], and the third I'm not telling you because I don't want you to lie."

Possibly a little more cocky funny without coming off like a dick. I'm a firm believer in mirroring and only want to neg a girl if she deserves it.

Author:  puaninja [ Wed Oct 03, 2012 7:48 pm ]
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Get ready to cut that thread quick and change the topic, because you don't want to sit there all day talking about baby making. Just get some cheap laughs and be prepared to move on with your routine.

Author:  Aspiring [ Wed Oct 03, 2012 7:51 pm ]
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Can the 3 things I look for in a woman work as a transitioner?

Author:  puaninja [ Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:16 pm ]
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It's not even WHAT you transition to, it's HOW you transition. For instance, you don't want to wait until you have thoroughly beaten the baby thing to a pulp, then sit there in silence for a few moments before finally saying, "So....I look for three things in a woman..."

I mean do your baby making bit, get some laughs, and just go right into the three questions without skipping a beat. And if you get a creeped out vibe before that, then immediately go right into the three questions, or whatever other bit you have prepared to run.

Author:  Musgroze [ Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:34 pm ]
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What happens if this is the other way around?

I was in the club, and this HB9 came up and said "we would have the most beautiful white and asian babies (im asian)." i freaked out and just told her thanks and went back to my friends.

major choke.

What was proper response to that? - _ -

Author:  Cartesiand [ Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:20 am ]
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Wouldn't another obvious solution be to just avoid saying it to the first girl and just introduce yourself to the her then say that line to her friend to get the same result, better there's no risk of her listening?

Author:  puaninja [ Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:20 pm ]
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Don't know about the white chicks, but you could go up to the black chicks and be like "We could have some little Tiger Woods babies together!" Though that might get confusing since Tiger apparently only fucks white chicks.

Author:  LadyPearl [ Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:12 pm ]
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I have been told this line before, it creeped me out. Instant reject.

Author:  Aspiring [ Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:57 am ]
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I have been told this line before, it creeped me out. Instant reject.
He definitely didn't deliver it right then. It's called tongue in cheek. It's supposed to be an obvious joke from the start based on the facial expression and then the laugh. Haven't had a creeped out target yet.

Author:  LadyPearl [ Fri Oct 05, 2012 9:07 am ]
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I have been told this line before, it creeped me out. Instant reject.
He definitely didn't deliver it right then. It's called tongue in cheek. It's supposed to be an obvious joke from the start based on the facial expression and then the laugh. Haven't had a creeped out target yet.
Still, it's a pretty bad line. There are a lot of women (including myself) who are not that keen on the idea of having children. If you tried it on a good friend of mine, she'd get so mad.

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