I'm a student and sometimes go to a neighbor uni for literature, linguistics and similar courses. Girls there are mostly well-read and like books. In atrium and near library, lotta girls are waiting for their friends etc...
me: Hey. Who are you waiting for, Godot ?
hb: *smiles or laughs* I'm actually waiting for blah blah
Info for non-literature guys, why it rocks: 'Waiting for Godot' (silent 't') is famous Beckett's play. The guy never showed up.
And for closing the deal with herme: I'm not an ass like Godot, if we ever made a date, I'd showed blah blah
Works for book-nerdy girls waiting for something/someone