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| Author: | CaliForniCatioN [ Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:02 am ] |
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HEY GUYS,i'll be updating this list every few days,you're more then welcome to add some,the reason i'm doing this is because IMHO there's not enough here that's it,enjoy. warning:these are not by any means new openers!they are old. Hottest Girl Walk up to a girl/set and say: “I lost a bet and I have to come here and ask the hottest girl on a date…who do you girls think is the hottest girl in this damn place" I Almost wore that Here it is; the principle is very simple: Girls HATE showing up to a party wearing the same thing as other girls. So, as she walks by, point to something on her, then make eye contact and say: “You know, I almost wore that EXACT SAME THING tonight. That would have been SO embarrassing.” If she looks stunned and doesn’t laugh right away, ask her what color it is (Particularly in a dark club or if you have shades on). I always lean in and say “Is that blue, or is it green??” Kino escalation by touching whatever it is she’s wearing. “Oh, it’s green? My dress/teddy/negligee/coon skin cap is blue, so it’s not that bad.” Which naturally leads into… “Have you ever been at the same club/party/restaurant/coon skin cap with another girl in the same dress but different color? Is that less embarrassing?” If she’s not amused and intrigued by this point, she’s Helen Keller or you’re doing it wrong. Go up to your target… You: “hey I'm finally here! Traffic was horrendous! And I admit, it took me some time to decide on what shoes/belt to wear.” Her: Puzzled look on her face You: “wait…you’re not BUBBLES6969? The pic she sent me looks EXACTLY like you!” Her: “blah blah” (hopefully a laughter and smile if delivered right) You: “wow….talk about embarrassing moments, huh?” Of course you aren’t embarrassed and you can just stack forward from there appearing unphased by the “embarrassing moment” Walk by a hot girl who’s standing/sitting by herself or slightly away from her group of friends, and deliver this over the shoulder: You: “So why are you standing/sitting there trying to look mysterious?” Her: (smiling and/or puzzled) blah blah You: “Yeah, see…you got that mischievous look on your face like you just did something bad and got away with it” She should be smiling and laughing by then if delivered right. Stack forward either with another opener or a story or if her friend comes into the set, do the Mystery technique of saying “hello hello”. Ask how the two know each other then do the best friend's routine. The Test PUA: Congratulations HB: What, why when? PUA: You pass my first test - you look (you dress) interesting which made me come here and start to talk to you. Now I want to know if you are fun. Jen or Angelina ME: “Hey I need your opinion about something, If you were Brad Pitt, who would you choose? Angelina or Jennifer?” Them: (whatever… although it’s usually Angelina) ME: “How funny, my friend said Jennifer, he said she’s “safe” but who picks safe over sexy right?” This works great if there are two+ girls in the set. When one of them becomes an obstacle, you can tease her about being the “safe” one. Me: “Oh I get it! You’re the “safe” one! I’m going to call you Jennifer from now on (laugh)” “Hey Jennifer, I’m going to hang out with Angelina for a bit, she’s the fun one.” The Jealous Cat "My friend has been going out with a girl for about three months and they get along really well, they love each other heaps, but her cat hates him. Like whenever he tries to pet it, it will just look at him like he's an idiot and walk off and one time he left his shoes by the door and it pissed on them. What do you think he should do? We've thought of four things: Just be nice to it even though it's going to hate him. 1. Ignore it. 2. Say to his girlfriend: It's me or the cat. 3. When she's not looking 'accidentally' (two fingers motion) run it over with his car ..." Magazine Grab a magazine, picture, newspaper, item, anything! Then just examine it, and turn to her and ask, "What do you think of how X looks?" or "Can you believe X!?" or "What is your opinion about X?" This is a great, simple, mindless way to open, and then keep things moving Dinosaurs Hey, what's your favorite dinosaur? (High energy, playful attitude, smile.) Her: "T-Rex" C'mon, that's lame. You only said that because you remember that name. that's what everyone says when they can't think of a good dinosaur name. It's so common, and to think, I thought you were unique and different from the other girls. I want a good one, and a reason why it's your favorite dinosaur. Back Story: My favorite dinosaur would have to be the triceratops (pick one). When I was little I used to get gummy snacks packed in my lunch box and the triceratops were the oranges ones. And well, orange is my favorite color. Eventually though, I graduated to Ninja Turtle gummy snacks with Michelangelo being the new favorite. But yeah, don't worry about me being some immature guy obsessed with dinosaurs. Because I mean, come on, Ninja Turtles are way sweeter. (You can change the color to purple and say Donatello. Hell, You don't even have to use Ninja Turtles, use Scooby Doo, or Power Rangers, have fun with it.) Nice ass opener Hey a girl just commented that I had a nice ass; it’s hard to tell myself. Give me a look at your ass. (make her turn around, might not be a good idea if you have a hole in your back) What makes a good ass? Pua Training Openers 1. I know you probably get no attention from guys whatsoever, so I thought I’d come and make some conversation with you. 2. You look familiar, did we have sex? (more than likely you’ll find it funnier than she does) 3. Which of you guys gets hit on the most? (for a set of two hot chicks) 4. You have thoughtful eyes. I think you have a lot going on inside here. (touch head) this is to be used on a girl standing around looking bored. 5. Are you confident enough to accept a sincere compliment? Good, so am I, you go first. Very Direct “ You are so Damn sexy, (Pause) and I am going to get to know you (Pause) so tell me something about yourself (smile) Delivery here is crucial. If you deliver good, in most cases they get shocked…and they are like “ so what you want to know?” Me : “ Everything, but lets start with music.. what kind of music you listen” From here go into Rapport (Wide & Deep), as this opener will provide you with lots of attraction. Its very easy to transition to any other topic. As frame you created allows it. City Move Hey - you guys from here? Cause I'm just visiting the city... thinking of living here, but you know the thing with big cities like this is they can be very anonymous... difficult to meet people, and people can be so much more suspicious of strangers in large cities. So how did you guys find it when you first moved here? Was it difficult to create a social circle? (Challenges the group to demonstrate they are welcoming and not suspicious of strangers, also demonstrates you are a social guy.) Bank Robbery “Hey girls, are u good drivers? Me and Friend, are robbing bank across the street, and guess what (pause). Driver screwed us. All you need to do is picks us up at XX.00am, and drive to airport. You get 3%. This always leads into good conversation, with good energy. This is my opener number 1# right now. They always want to negotiate their %. And they will ask for 5% If you want to create more drama here, start opener with this: Hey girls, let me ask you something, can you keep a secret? Girls :yes You : OK… (opener) Delivery must be Playful. Be prepared to get lots of IOIs. Bored Girl C'mon it's not that bad, it's a Friday/Sat night, the music's good, the dance floor's pumping, why aren't you up there having a good time? (Maybe expand a little to suit the environment. Then, stop, as if to think about what you've just said.) Don't you hate it when people do that, you're sitting here minding your own business and someone comes up forcing you to have a good time. Like, I was at work the other day standing by the water cooler/coffee machine and this girl came up to me and said "Smile, it might not happen". I was just thinking, why doesn't she mind her own business, I was minding my own. (Then stop again thinking about what you've just said.) Well... I've pretty much just killed my own conversation, so unless you have any questions for me I'll be getting back to my friends. Make Up PUA: Hey, can I ask you something? (Ask your opinion) Girl: Sure??? PUA: Ok, I can't stand here and talk for you forever, so make it quick but, Should a guy wear makeup? Girl: BLAH BLAH PUA: Ok, well I have a friend who wears make up. He is not gay or anything. And every time we go somewhere, people are laughing at him behind his back. And I really want to tell him that his makeup is goofy, but he thinks he is expressing himself. How do you think I should tell him? I really don't want to piss him off. He is very sensitive. Girl: Blah. PUA: Yeah, I remember this one time, we were invited to a classy party...and my friend Finish the story. Just make sure it's funny. Neg: (Look in her eyes.) You know he does the same thing to his eyes that you do to yours.... it looks very funny. Fashion Openers “I love your style. You’ve got a great look - you must be very creative.” “I have to say - the way you’ve put your outfit together is so creative. I love your sense of style.” “Your style really stands out amongst everyone here, and I had to get to know the person behind such a great outfit.” Hair I don't know of an opener that I've seen open more than this. YOU: Guys.. get this.. I need an opinion. THEM: What??? YOU: I'm thinking of dying my hair, TOTALLY BLONDE. THEM: No.. yes... no.. (They debate.) YOU: How about like this.. streaks.. etc This transitions easily into "I'm going on TV.. Ricki Lake show.." or many other routines.. just pre-plan it, and it can go ANYWHERE. Mixed Set Openers A mixed set is a set that has male as well as female members. 1. “It’s interesting that when you have a group of four or more people together like this, the tallest always stands across from the shortest.” - alter as needed. 2. “Who are you people?” 3. “Who is the leader here?” (They all point) Say playfully to leader, “What qualifies you to be in charge?” “Do you know what alpha means?” 4. “Do you guys want to see a magic trick? Alright, close your eyes.” (Take cute girl by the hand away from the group while everybody’s eyes are closed. Do not return.) 5. “You see that group over there? They said they are more fun than your group. Please prove to me they are mistaken.” 6. “Where have I seen you guys before? Were you at so and so’s party? The one where the stripper gave a lap dance to the clown.” 7. “I bet I can use my Psychic powers to figure out how everybody knows each other. Mmmmm let’s see. I am getting a vibe. Yes there it is. You are all members of the same nudist club. I can tell because you are very comfortable with each other but not comfortable with your clothes. (Whisper to girl) “Which guy is the biggest?” “Really, I would have never guessed. Of course it is what you do with it that counts. Which would you prefer? A guy with a big dick or a guy with a medium dick and five years of massage school?” 8. “You should know you are standing on sacred indian ground. The legend is that the Nodrogyar tribe used this very spot to sacrifice virgins. Where you are standing sir(point) is where the tribal women would prepare the honored girl by rubbing her bare body with scented oils…” 9. Approach one group member. Make friends. get that person to introduce you to everybody else. 10. “You guys aren’t a bad looking group but you could be better if you applied some Feng Shui. Mystery’s gym opener (Mystery) “What you think about when you're working out?” “I’ve been watching you and you seem to really be thinking about things.” Do NOT ask for the #. Find out what her workout routine is and see if you’d like to share your workout time together. Then you can say, … “I’ve been thinking about something in particular lately whenever I workout. Most people I bet just think about how they are going to have this great body and all, others think about how they are going to make their next million. What do YOU think about?” Then talk about how You've been thinking about the way the brain works. How life is a lot like working out. Mime You: I need an opinion on something. (Kino on the elbow to get her attention.) Her: (Leans in closer.) You: I'm thinking about quitting my job and becoming a mime. Her: (Smile or Crack up.) You: When you see me doing my thing, will you put a dollar (say "euro" if you want to appear well-traveled) in my hat? Her: I don't know are you any good? You: I'm the best. I have an edge on all the other mimes out there. (pause + eye contact) I talk! Then go into how you're going to spirit her away to some exotic foreign capital where you will mime while she picks the pockets of onlooking tourists....add that after stowing the loot...you'll both streak through fancy museums all jacked up on Red Bull and ecstasy... By this time she should've been laughing her ass off. COLOGNE OPENER In a mall put on a different cologne on each wrist and ask girls which one smells better on you. Go back and forth several times between arms and make cute faces when you do. Have something queued up and ready to go immediately afterwards. Hot Women (only to be said to 9's and 10's) PUA: Hey do you know where me and my friend can find some really attractive women? Magic Trick PUA: I want to show you a cool magic trick Then go into the middle of the two set. Then plant your arms on their shoulders like arm rests. PUA: Thanks my arms were getting tired. Eyes opener Hey let me look at your eyes, they say that you can tell everything by someone’seyes. The small lines in someone’s eyes tell you how strong their constitution is. If they are weak and far apart they tend to get sick often, and if they are tightly packed and strong they are a leader type of person. Let me look at your eyes, hmmmm. DIRECT OPENERS Hi, I like you. And I’d like to get to know you. Hey, What’s up? Where are you going? You’re cute, are you friendly/interesting? You guys are so adorable. You have such a cute group dynamic going on. I want to meet you guys. My name is x-name… How are you? You look like someone I’d like to meet. etc… (I have a lot of successes with these on girls that are HB7 and lower or older women) DENTAL FLOSS (Style and Mystery) Hey guys, I need to get your opinion on something. It’s very important, and we need a woman’s perspective. It’s a matter of life and death.. My friend and I were having a debate and your answer could completely change my entire life…. Do you brush before floss or floss before brush? No one knows… Mime College Hey guys, my friend wants to go to MIME College...how the hell do I convince him not to go??? I don't have a clue what to say!!! I didn't even know they had colleges for mimes. Do you get your BA in walking against the wind!!! DON’T TOUCH ME When a girl bumps into you in a crowded club tap her on the shoulder and say “don’t touch me” … have something to immediately follow up with. Shoes opener Hey they say you can tell the exact mood a girl is in by the length of the heel on her shoe. If it’s really tall, even if she doesn’t realize it, she wants hot sex, and if it’s really low she’s not feeling very sexual. Hmmmm…. (Continue and 100% correct by the way), hey look her shoes! ELVIS OPENER (Mystery) Did you know that Elvis dyed his hair black? What was his natural hair color? Dirty Blond. Did you know that Priscilla Presley also dyed her hair? I don’t know what her natural hair color was, I’m not Cliff Claven, but can you picture that these two every couple of weeks would dye their hair black together around a dirty sink in some sick mass-appealing ceremonial ritual? I bet people never considered that before … did you? Alternative: Did you know that all Elvis had to do to get a shag was look directly into the girl’s eyes and smile? Then look into the chick’s eyes and smile. some of these are old,some aren't,i really dong give a shit..shift them to your liking. more to come if asked. i recommend you read this one:is-too-much-trust-bad-ie-she-thinks-ill ... highlight= mack 2.0 and Lodewijkp have alot of important things to say you all should really know,i think it's the best post in the entire forum. |
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| Author: | forever_alone [ Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:30 pm ] |
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nice ones, bro |
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| Author: | CaliForniCatioN [ Wed Feb 08, 2012 6:11 pm ] |
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"nice one's,bro" thanks man,guys pls comment and tell me if you want me to add more... |
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| Author: | AA12 [ Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:10 am ] |
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what i realised while reading those is that each works in a different way. some build rapport, some break it. the only thing that really matters is delivery.. confidence and inner-game |
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| Author: | CaliForniCatioN [ Thu Feb 09, 2012 5:29 pm ] |
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Quote: what i realised while reading those is that each works in a different way. some build rapport, some break it.
the only thing that really matters is delivery.. confidence and inner-game right you are muffuga  ^^what he said 
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| Author: | RedHoTChilliPeppers [ Thu Feb 09, 2012 5:53 pm ] |
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that's awesome actually. |
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| Author: | needlz [ Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:49 pm ] |
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Good stuff man, cheers. |
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| Author: | ClavoARG [ Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:49 pm ] |
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The mime opener is a gem! |
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| Author: | CaliForniCatioN [ Sun Feb 12, 2012 2:42 am ] |
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glad you guys liked them...i'll be puting more in a day or two
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| Author: | Andrasol [ Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:22 pm ] |
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when are the new ones coming? |
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| Author: | CaliForniCatioN [ Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:40 am ] |
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Quote: when are the new ones coming?
hey man,tomorow i will add some more..30-40 or so.
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| Author: | bhsd3mon@gmail.com [ Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:15 pm ] |
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what should i do to follow up an opener? |
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| Author: | Skuzzle1008 [ Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:26 am ] |
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Diggin' the mime one. Gonna try it out this saturday at a party. I'll let you all know how it goes! Also, I hear that starting PUA's should have a set of 5 openers and 5 proffed DHV stories. True or untrue? |
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| Author: | Andrasol [ Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:42 pm ] |
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Quote: Quote: when are the new ones coming?
hey man,tomorow i will add some more..30-40 or so.they are rather dependant on delivery but what opener isen't right :p on a side note: u'r "bet" opener gave me the balls to open a 3 set with a 9 a 8 and a 6.5 |
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| Author: | CaliForniCatioN [ Sat Feb 25, 2012 5:37 pm ] |
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Quote: what should i do to follow up an opener?
yo! read this post man,it'll tell you everything you need for the follow-ups: http://www.venusianarts.com/personalize ... -creation/ |
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