Hey guys!
Skipping the intro, going right into details-
HB 9.5- we occasionaly see each other on the bus, making eye-contact, eventually I got her name and gave her mine. She's adds me on FB.
(messages translated, not taking credit for most of the lines I used)
me: I don't recall giving you my last name.
HB: oh really?
me: I hope you're right, 'cause that would mean you searched for everyone named (my first name) just to get me, and I've got some bad experience with stalkers.
HB: haha, why are you worried, all I did was add you on FB
me: it's not easy being a sex symbol.
HB: hahaha
me: TBH, I'm impressed. Usually girls like you are intimidated by my charm.
HB: nah, you seem harmless
me: excellent, my illusion is complete. But before I reveal my true self and do my bidding with you, I need to know- do you have anything else to offer other than the fact you look good?
I felt it was going pretty well to this point, then she hits me with this-
hb: offer?? why do I need to offer anything?
aaannd, I'm stuck. I'd really prefer not messing this one up, since she's seriously hot, but I just can't get a decent reply that isn't apologetic (as this is clearly a shit-test) but isn't pushing the cocky theme one step too far, because I feel like I'm close to the line of being an ass. (I may be wrong though.)
Help?
). Although it's probably the only honest one. 