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Author:	kmlinn [ Wed Dec 15, 2010 6:21 pm ]
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Hi, i'm Keenan. I'm new to this forum but have been sarging myspace/facebook for a few years now. This is the opener i've been using on facebook recently, and its been working a lot better than that poke opener shit. Ill post a few number closes, all of which were f-closes on the first meeting bc im a pimp. Me: I'm Keenan, not sure if we've met or not but you look really familiar. Ur pretty cute, are you fun and interesting too? I'm kinda picky HB 8: mmmh, i dont think we have. hahah. Me: Cute and a sense of humor?! Lemme guess, ur a serial killer? lol HB: its possible ahah. where are you from? Me: Oh jeez, please dont chop me up lmao! I went school in xxxx. Now live in xxxx. Hbu? HB: I live in xxxx, it sucks. Me: Haha, my uncle lives there. So what u do u do for fun other than talkin to hot guys on myspace? HB: niceee. lucky him hah. hmm, racing and fourwheelers in the spring and summer and the usual freeze my ass off in the winter haha. and you? Me: I ride 4 wheelers too its mad fun, play poker, drums, chill with friends, party. Winter does suck tho lol. What's ur number? If you're lucky ill text you sometime. HB: ohhhhh idk, are you gonna come stalk me? ahaha. i hear that happens on facebook occasionally. lmao. me: Haha seriously? Only if you're really lucky lol. HB: oh alright then i guess your alright ###-###-####. Me: Oh, i'm better than alright lol. Maybe if you play your cards right u'll find out HB: oh alrighttt. ill try. ahah. no promises though,, i've never been good with cardss lol. Me: Oh don't worry, we'll fix that right quick. I'll give you lessons. HB: haha oh alright, ill look forward to these lessons Lessons turned out to be quite fun, taught her how to play texas hold 'em then up'ed the ante to strip poker after a few drinks then F-close'd --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Me: I'm Keenan, not sure if we've met or not but you look really familiar. Ur pretty cute, are you fun and interesting too? I'm kinda picky HB9: haa. no i don't think i know you, yes i am very pretty. Me: Haha way to sound full of yourself, Im pretty too but i dont go around telling everyone i meet. I guess i'll let it slide this time. But only because ur cute lol. Anyways, where u from? HB: haa. you'll let it slide? okay, thankss. hahaaa. i live in xxxxx. you? and i know that i am pretty, i do photoshoots for cats meow. also, i'm an exotic dancer. Being good-looking is recommendedddddd. Me: I live in xxxx too lol. What's ur number? I'll text you sometime when i'm bored. And yeah I agree, ugly people suck. HB: ###-###-####. Texted her later that night, she was already drunk by 7 lol. Went to her apartment, easy f-close. Bitch was gorgeous, just hope i didn't catch something seeing as she's a stripper. lol. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I still use the marriage opener from time to time as well. Me: after looking at your profile really quick i have already married and divorced you in my mind. thanks for all the wonderful fake memories. you will always have a special place in my heart. your ex- keenan p.s. : i will need half of your money, according to our pre-nup HB9: haha youuuu crazyy!! Me: Nah lol, what's crazy is that you thought you could get away with cheating on me with the pool cleaning guy on our honeymoon! and about that cash, i guess i can take a check HB: haa, if anyoness gettinn a checkk its me sonn. (: Me: Lol yeah you can have the check, if we go out to eat. HB: hah! all this time and you still dont knoww me?! you never woulda had a chance in the first place if you couldnt get the check babe. Me: Cute and a sense of humor, wow... you must be a serial killer! HB: haa, possibly (; Me: Possibly's are 75% of the time a yes! I don't think I need to be talking to you anymore, i enjoy the fact that i'm not chopped up and in a freezer lol. HB: haha i promiseee i wont hurt you,.. that much anyyway. loll. after that she started to IM me on there and i lost the chat. number closed and scored some nude pics the next day. then f-close a few days later. im fuckin in love w this girl lol, she wants me to have a 3some with her friend thats a solid 8.

Author:	OntarioVermontWest [ Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:11 pm ]
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Firstly, welcome to the forum man This post is classic! I've been looking for a decent method for facebook game for ages now. Tried this tonight, no copyright infringment intended obviously. And it seems to get results. Thanks from me and all those that will use this and not thank you. Ontario

Author:	kmlinn [ Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:55 pm ]
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Glad you liked it man, post your results please.

Author:	Monkeh87 [ Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:17 pm ]
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Wow great stuff man! cheers i had a go with this just now on pof, sorry its such a rip off of your posts but it works extremely well. Emailed 2 girls, one flaked after a few couple replies. the other one stuck around though, which is the one im interested in credit to you Me: I'm Andy, not sure if we've met or not but you look really familiar. You're pretty cute, are you fun and interesting too? I'm kinda picky HB 8.5: Hey, im not sure. Well if you found my profile interesting? Then i guess thats your answer. Im always up for a laugh so I'd say im pretty fun. X Me: Yeah you're profile made me giggle.. wait...Cute and a sense of humor AND in to photography?! Lemme guess, ur a serial killer? lol HB 8.5: Haha nope im not a serial killer either....sorry to disappoint :p x. Me: Phew i had visions of you stalking me with your 300mm f3.5 lens! So what u do u do for fun other than talkin to hot guys on pof? HB 8.5: Yeah i tend to do that once in a while, don't have nightmares. i go to gigs when i can, festivals in the summer, going out and stuff just the usual really how about you? X Me: Haha i knew it! Man i'd love to goto a festival. well i like the occasional party/night out, climb, anything car related. What's ur number? If you're lucky ill text you sometime when im bored. HB 8.5: Haha ah cool. 07XXXXXXXXX.......... I'll reply if im bored enough. X

Author:	skypirate35 [ Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:19 am ]
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"not sure if we've met or not but you look really familiar. Ur pretty cute, are you fun and interesting too? I'm kinda picky " that kind of opener works because it addresses a number of items pre-emptively. "not sure if we've met or not but you look really familiar" plausible statement about who are you "Ur pretty cute" acknowledges looks with subtle neg "are you fun and interesting too?" what you're interested in with the implication that's it's cool to be pretty cute "I'm kinda picky " u got standards there's a finite number of types of responses to that kind of thing and it's likely to give you something to work with. One could easily create an account on say myyearbook in a different location to you are and try it on a bunch of girls to gauge their responses and figure out how best to handle them before you use it on locals.

Author:	Algorythm [ Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:17 am ]
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Good close

Author:	blacksun [ Sun Dec 19, 2010 2:38 am ]
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going to try the marriage opener on a few people on a dating website and see what i come out with. if it works then im going to use it on people who live closer to home. may aswell test on people down in london ill elt you know how things go, never done this before so i dont know what to expect but whats the worse that can happen.

Author:	kmlinn [ Sun Dec 19, 2010 4:25 pm ]
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This is midway through the conversation with HB 9, I have a few ideas on how to reply to this, just gonna toss it out here and see if someone else has any better ideas... me: What's your number? If ur lucky i'll text you sometime when I'm bored. her: ha nice try, keep talking to me.. if you're lucky i might give you my number when i'm bored.

Author:	blacksun [ Sun Dec 19, 2010 4:35 pm ]
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haha, just reply saying "is there an echo in here?"

Author:	Monkeh87 [ Sun Dec 19, 2010 5:05 pm ]
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lol one girl got pissed at me and said "well im not going to be anyones way out of boredom" so i dont know what to think about putting that "when im bored" bit in. and my response rate has been pretty poor, only 2 replies out off about 10 sent. ive been using it on POF, maybe it doesnt have the same effect there.

Author:	axeny [ Sun Dec 19, 2010 9:51 pm ]
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My favourite openner: "I don`t know whether we have met, but I want to broke with you"!

Author:	blacksun [ Mon Dec 20, 2010 4:58 am ]
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ive used it on atleast 30 women on POF, it may depend on the time of evening/ time of day. wither way i sent the marriage opener to them and the other opener. i used the marriage oepner and got a reply saying: HB8:i will send you a 25p cheque, (havent been paid yet) thanks for being so special il remember you forever. xxx me:25p !!!? nice one, thats awesome seen that we arranged on 15p. ofcourse u will remember me for ever, we had such a great time together, shame u had to go cheat on me with the gardener still waiting on a reply from her. ive jsut used the marriage opener on a HB9 in my area on facebook, lets see if answers are different on facebook. will let you know

Author:	new2game [ Mon Dec 20, 2010 6:49 am ]
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Just posting here so i can look back at it later with ease. Good stuff

Author:	blacksun [ Mon Dec 20, 2010 6:02 pm ]
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hey guys just need some advice on something. i sent a message to a hb8 where i live on facebook and opened with the marriage opener. she replied saying, errrrm where did it all go wrong? what couldi put to this im thinking i coul just say that she cheated on me with the gardiner again? any ideas which could get her interested in me?

Author:	xxIcexx [ Mon Dec 20, 2010 6:05 pm ]
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Quote: hey guys just need some advice on something. i sent a message to a hb8 where i live on facebook and opened with the marriage opener. she replied saying, errrrm where did it all go wrong? what couldi put to this im thinking i coul just say that she cheated on me with the gardiner again? any ideas which could get her interested in me? Thats a perfect set up for the cheating line, keep rolling with it. I prefer the pool boy pablo, gardener seems kind of boring to me lol.

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