Since no one is around in my town and I don't go back to school for a few more days, I decided to start my PUA practice with girls I'm friends with. So I'm on ichat with a girl who has shown IOIs in the past, but we're just friends and I only wanna be friends with her. So I decided to practice some C&F and negs online....with emoticons of course.
This is what I got:
*general talk about her house then she mentions there's a random parking meter in the attack and I say I'm going to have to take it (no seriously...I fuckin want it)*
her: i will guard it wif ma life
me: then i might just take yo life

her: nope not happening
me: we'll see, guess you never learned to share 
her: i share everything minus parking meters
so obv U DONT KNOW ME
PROB BC WE NEVER HUNG OUT
me: well then it isn't just parking meters
you also don't share your time
tsk tsk
her: OUCHhhhhhh
her: tis a 2 way street here 
me: full of traffic though
her: yes i believe so
me: well perhaps it can be cleared away by the time we get to school i WOULD like to see your house
her: i will remember this ! and it will happen.
me: excellent
her: yayayayay
me: i really can't wait for this year
her: me freakin either holy shittt
me: cursing isn't too ladylike :p
her: i am not fucking ladylike then
hehe
me: touche...but i dunno if i wanna be friends with such a manly woman 
her: ehh you'll get over it 
me: well it'll at least deter me from ever hitting on you 
her: perfect, that's what i was going for
her: "i better start being manly ... i don't want *grindhouse* to hit on me"
me: well now you've deterred everyone, i believe.
ha
her: youre just too funny.
me: i like to think of it as just the right amount of funny
her: ha ha ha .
me: well obviously you just have no sense of humor :p
her: none at all
like 0%
her: i have an internal debate going on with myself
her: do i eat food
her: or do i go to bed hm
me: well i say eat since i'm sure you want to continue talking to me
lol
her: tryna read my mind ? damn i got no privacy with you !
me: it's like i have espn or something
me: but hey i got a game for you i bet you'll lose 
her: i genuinely respect you so much more for quoting mean girls
her: ps WHATS THEGAMEEEE
me: i'm gonna go ahead and ask you 5 questions...and you have to answer them all wrong
her: fuuuggg ok
me: what state are you in?
her: alabama!!!!!!!1
me: alright that was an easy one
me:what's your name?
her: *grindhouse*
me: that's one classy-ass name
me: but alright...you got the first two, but it only gets harder from here...you sure you wanna keep going?
her: hahaha
her: yes
me: you lose.

her:omg fuck you hahaha
me: hahaha don't be mad at me....you lost  but had some pretty good answers
her: i try
me: well you just need to try a lil harder :p
her:also...i realized, since i have a new phone i don't have you in it...
how demanding of you!
her: *her number* (i realize since I've known her for a while this isn't significant but seemed like a good place to stop)