To: jadeā„
you're kinda cute for a dork and your profile looks normal so what's wrong with you?
-Gage
Jade:
wtf what do you mean whats wrong with me?
Me:
Exactly what I said. Now wassup?
Jade:
you dont gotta be rude you gay ass mother fucker.
Me:
Have you ever been hit on before? Or is this your first time?
Jade:
no i have been, its just guys are normally alot nicer to me than calling me a dork and asking me whats wrong with me. especially if they dont know me. ya know?
Me:
It came off a lot differently than if I had the chance to throw body language into it. You remember back when kids would chase you around during recess and call you names because they liked you? It's a different approach than the average guy that walks up and says the same thing you've heard a thousand times before. But I can see what you mean, and I didn't mean for it to come off as rude! Just playful
Jade:
lol oh ok. whats up then?
Me:
lol just winding down from a wilddd weekend. you wouldnt believe what happened! what about you? tell me the most exciting thing that's happened with your weekend!
Jade:
not much. i worked all weekend.
what about you?Me:
ah.. so the most exciting thing for you is gonna be next weekend when you get to count your benjamins!
lol. do you like to smoke hookah??Jade:
lol yeah i do. wayyy too much.
Me:
i love doing tricks like blowing smoke bubbles and making smoke rings. have you been to any hookah bars in the Denton area??
Jade:
i went to this one...it started with a b but i cant remember the name.
Me:
I'm probably not going to a hookah bar that was SO exciting you couldn't even remember the name lol. when i get a group of friends together for a hookah night, we like to go to this place with black lights, highlighters and the worlds best jukebox. you'll have to come with us sometime as long as you promise not to embarass me
Jade:
hahahahaha ok.
Me:
Well jade I have to be going i have a busy day tomorrow but I'd still like to stay in touch whats your number?
Jade:
817-xxx-4504
BINGO!!!!! Number closed on MySpace in less than 40 mins. Never thought I could turn this around and somehow actually explaining my neg method took her b-shield away? I wasn't expecting anything close to a number-close after that so figured I didn't care if I got with her or not. What a surprise!
