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Author:  ice2010 [ Sat Aug 07, 2010 7:08 pm ]
Post subject:  OK Cupid Success so far

Hi everyone, I'm totally new to MPUA and I've been reading lots of posts on online sarging, so I gave it a go this morning - not a high response rate yet (10%) but I just sent out a batch a few hours ago so we'll see what else comes in.

For this first try I used the canned "Married/Divorced" opener as my starting point. It's definitely on big time with one of them and we'll see about the other, still going...

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(Her after opener)

Uh what? I'm not sure whether I should be flattered that you found somehing in my profile interesting or insulted because something turned you off

Me:

Well, you had enough going for you to at make me interested at first...It's just a shame that we had to call things off when you had that fling with the pool-boy. (Note also basically canned).

Her:

Now you're just being weird not funny. Nice talking w you.

Me:

Fair enough, just a joke, you never know who will or will not have a sense of humor on here...

Her:

Ha I thought it was funny for awhile. It just got old.

Me:

Well you must admit it's got to be better than your typical "hey girrrrrrrrl, ur hot," messages that my ladyfriends say they receive all the time, to be honest I feel really bad for the way girls get approached on these sites.

Her:

Haha to be honest it was the most creative message I've received yet. And I'm still writing to you haha so obviously you've intrigued. Me enough

Me:

Right, well as you should be, I'm very intriguing and you're fun to talk to thankfully, my time is limited, schedule crazy so I can only focus on those who can keep up their end of a stimulating conversation...so you get 3 pts for that, once you get to fifteen points you win a prize!

Her:

Haha I like surprises. And in this hypothetical marriage, maybe I slept with the pool boy because you slept with the maid who you insisted wore a french maid uniform. ever think about that?

Me:

I believe that was your reasoning, however in defense I bought that amazing Louis Vuitton french-maid outfit and you refused to wear it...seemed like such a waste! I will award you two more points (now you're up to five) for your spirit, you seem like a really fun person to talk to - I have to head out now, today is a gorgeous day and my dog deserves some off-leash time in the woods, you should e-mail me at XXXXXX as the OK Cupid messaging system I find a little cumbersome, the more interesting your e-mail, the more points you will receive, looking at your profile I see that your politics sway towards the conservative, I'll give you one bonus point at this time for that due to the novelty factor of that alone as you are a rare breed in Boston.

Then she e-mailed:

You are mistaken. I only refused to wear the french maid outfit because you wouldn't wear a cop uniform and strip search me. So in all fairness I should get about 75% in the divorce. Depending on the type of dog I might also sue for full custody.

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There was usually about a 2-3 minute gap between responses, she was firing right back very quickly - it does seem like keeping things moving quick is really important in online pick up. I'll be writing back to her e-mail a little later today.

Author:  cambria [ Sun Aug 08, 2010 9:44 am ]
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Hey what was the opener? I've had a look around here but can't sem to find it!

Cheers

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