This is just priceless guys, so I thought you'd get a kick out of it.
Here's the backstory. I posted to a shall-remain-nameless site with a completely over the top cocky/playful ad and had a shit-ton of response. The women were flying in from all corners of the globe to take pot shots at me, and I was having a blast keeping them all dancing. Here's the details of one such interaction. Turns out I was sarging with a fairly hot cougar with a ton of sass (married, too... derp!) I'm in Red, she's in Blue. Keep in mind, I posted the ad and didn't go out and approach a single girl.
I'm usually pretty light on the negs over email, but my profile was so cocky and outrageous that I knew I had thick skinned girls. The best part is at the end... read the whole thing (it looks long but it goes quick)
On Feb 17, 2010, at 4:39 PM, Me wrote:
Hell Mjr Major,
That's how you had it in "the best ad on XXXXX.com (website) ever" I'm sure it's a
typo or is it?
I just had to respond to let you know I think you are full of
shit.....I'm just sayin.
On Feb 17, 2010, at 5:23 PM, XXXXXX <XXXXXX@gmail.com> wrote:
Not everything is as it seems on the internet. Sometimes you just have to shout REALLY LOUD over the mountain of morons to get heard.
And yep, Maj. is a proper abbreviation for Major. Not sure what your point is there.
On Feb 17, 2010, at 5:41 PM, Me wrote:
Is that what you are doing? Hmmmm
Mjr. Major. So you are calling yourself major major? It's confusing. Or was it supposed to be Mr. Major? Lol
And from my experience, nothing is as it seems on the Internet.
On Feb 17, 2010, at 5:46 PM, XXXXXX <XXXXXX@gmail.com> wrote:
Are you getting tricky dickey on me??
On Feb 17, 2010, at 5:50 PM, Me wrote:
Would you like that?
On Feb 17, 2010, at 5:53 PM, XXXXXX <XXXXXX@gmail.com> wrote:
Are you a dude? Because if you are, I gave up sucking dick. Men don't know how to form relationships.
On Feb 17, 2010, at 5:59 PM, Me wrote:
I'm so not a dude. But it's interesting that you gave up sucking dick....was it cuz u didn't like it anymore or truly cause u couldn't find a man to have an actual relationship with? And is it that man can't form relationship just with other men or does that hold true for men with women as well?
Cause if that's the case, that would explain why you have met so many surprisingly wonderful women online yet you are still posting and looking.
On Feb 17, 2010, at 6:05 PM, XXXXXX <XXXXXX@gmail.com> wrote:
Dudes have never done it for me.
I said I was very successful at meeting women. Sadly, quality is almost always an issue. There are just not that many 10s in XXXX (Her town).
On Feb 17, 2010, at 6:12 PM, Me wrote:
Sad but true. There are many with potential, but they clearly do nothing about it.
On Feb 17, 2010, at 6:17 PM, XXXXXX <XXXXXX@gmail.com> wrote:
True true. So what's your story? Husband hunting? Found anyone to cam with you?
I'm not into that by the way - yeech
On Feb 17, 2010, at 6:38 PM, Me wrote:
My story? Well, I'm def not husband hunting, I have one, that's enough for me. (a husband of my own that is)
I don't cam either. I love reading the [ads]. They are entertaining at times. Honestly I responded to a few in the past, met some decent guys and then I met the one psycho creep, that put an end to my responses for a long time. I've responded to a couple recently and heard nothing back, more than likely because I didn't include pics.
I couldn't not respond to your post, even if it was just to tell you I thought you were full of shit! Lol
But, I have to admit, I've been pleasantly amused with our banter so far.
On Feb 17, 2010, at 6:45 PM, XXXXXX <XXXXXX@gmail.com> wrote:
haha - My car broke down in that sketchy part of Relationshiptown too once. Now I lock the doors when I go near there or chicks start coming out of the alleys in white dresses.
I just like girls. I like poking them and seeing if they poke back. Life is too short not to have a few WTF moments per day.
On Feb 17, 2010, at 7:01 PM, Me wrote:
I like guys..a lot. So, we have poked each other a bit, now what?
On Feb 17, 2010, at 7:04 PM, XXXXXX <XXXXXX@gmail.com> wrote:
I poke you in real life and you see if you can feel it. If you can, you get to poke me back.
On Feb 17, 2010, at 7:09 PM, Me wrote:
Lmao! Just to clarify, you are talking about poking me with ur finger, on my arm or my forehead or something like that, right?
On Feb 17, 2010, at 7:15 PM, XXXXXX <XXXXXX@gmail.com> wrote:
You take that however you need to, Sweetie. I'm a blank slate (covered in 5 kinds of crazy)
On Feb 17, 2010, at 7:22 PM, Me wrote:
You def sound like a good time.
Let's do it
On Feb 17, 2010, at 7:27 PM, XXXXXX <XXXXXX@gmail.com> wrote:
Friday we'll hang out at XXXXX (club name) or something, yah? You got a number??
Just so you know I don't buy drinks for girls until I know them really well. If they want to get drunk and crazy in my presence, I'm totally for it but I want no responsibility.
On Feb 17, 2010, at 7:34 PM, Me wrote:
I have plans the next few nites. I've got Sunday nite available.
Thanks for the warning, but I typically don't get myself drunk around boys I don't know really well. I don't need the liquid courage to carry on a conversation either.
On Feb 17, 2010, at 7:37 PM, XXXXXX <XXXXXX@gmail.com> wrote:
OK good. I hate drunk sloppy kisses. I like girls, not drooly bull-mastiffs.
Sunday... I'll move some things around for you.
On Feb 17, 2010, at 7:41 PM, Me wrote:
So sweet of you to do that. What is it you are gonna move around....your balls?
On Feb 17, 2010, at 7:44 PM, XXXXXX <XXXXXX@gmail.com> wrote:
haha - cute. All guys need to adjust. I was supposed have some beers with some guys on Sunday but they'll wait for me. I can tell you're going to be a short date. You like sushi?
I don't think you ever did prove to me that you're not a dude, BTW.
On Feb 17, 2010, at 8:22 PM, Me wrote:
<photo.jpg> (She sends an extreme closeup pic of her left eye)
Haha...a short date,huh? You know what they say about assumptions....
Btw...I love sushi.
Hmmmm...the only way you will know for sure if I'm a dude or not is to get face to face. I could send pictures, but who's to say they would be me?
How bout names? Mine is Cheri....pronounced like the wine, Sherry....not the fruit, Cherry.
and yours?On Feb 17, 2010, at 8:24 PM, XXXXXX <XXXXXX@gmail.com> wrote:
BEWARE THE KILLER EYEBALL OMG.
Nice iris. You still could be a dude, though. High cheek-boned dude. Maybe a tranny.
On Feb 17, 2010, at 8:30 PM, Me wrote:
Omg!! Lmao! I love it when I actually laugh out loud!!
Is that a chance you are willing to take?
And where is the emphasis? The first Maj. Or the second Major?
On Feb 17, 2010, at 8:34 PM, XXXXXX <XXXXXX@gmail.com> wrote:
Hey there are some amazing trannies out there. I'd be game. Sword fight a hot girl with big tits? *schwing!*
(I send my bedroom eyes picture)
Emphasis is on the first syllable. "MAY-jor" "MAY-jor".
On Feb 17, 2010, at 8:54 PM, Me wrote:
You aren't nearly as adventureous as I thought. Here I am.
<photo.jpg> (she sends a fairly formal portrait)
Good boy...openminded...UP for anything.
Sunday nite....sushi
On Feb 17, 2010, at 8:58 PM, XXXXXX <XXXXXX@gmail.com> wrote:
Neither are you! Ha!
I just don't have any photos of me in my cowboy hat or feather boa. I'll wear them for you at sushi
On Feb 17, 2010, at 9:06 PM, Me wrote:
Crazy....perfect.
On Feb 17, 2010, at 9:12 PM, XXXXXX <XXXXXX@gmail.com> wrote:
I wear glasses when I want to look smart, but I usually don't wear them out at the clubs. I don't want to intimidate the wildlife.
Good thing sushi is ordered by smell
On Feb 17, 2010, at 9:15 PM, Me wrote:
If it makes u feel better...I'm currently wearing my glasses...my contacts are on order (1800contacts). So I'll be wearing my glasses Sunday nite. Feel free to wear yours unless the view is easier to take in without them.
I don't scare easy.
On Feb 17, 2010, at 9:19 PM, XXXXXX <XXXXXX@gmail.com> wrote:
Naw, I'll just make you read the menu to me. Then again, sushi's usually ordered with pictures... hm....
On Feb 17, 2010, at 9:23 PM, Me wrote:
I gotta work tomorrow - tired....lol.
On Feb 17, 2010, at 9:27 PM, XXXXXX <XXXXXX@gmail.com> wrote:
Go to bed! We'll banter more tomorrow. I'm meeting friends for beers. I like you. You're fun.
On Feb 17, 2010 at 11:31, Me wrote:
I think you are fun too. Here's my cell: XXX-XXXX
I took a hot shower, had a glass of wine and some great sex....now I'm ready for bed.
Have fun with friends n beer.
xxx
Be careful who u poke
Notice the time difference - she goes and fucks her husband and then 2 hrs later before going to bed she has to jump online to #close with me and brag w/ me about it! IOI much?? Totally hilarious!
