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there's no 'lol' or smileys. how could you not have used the smileys!?

AWW HOW SWEET >>>DEAR DAVE

either way you must be on drug or think you all that,but i got NEWS FOR YOU!!! YOU AINT sh*twith your 20 years. Lil BOY , go back to your mom and nipple there for a big bottle,WHO GIVES A DAMN OF WHAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR MIND !! YOUR IMAGINARY MEMORIES MUST BE SOMEWHERE where there is a big hole ... oh wait that would called your brain ..UPS... do you know who I AM PUNK?? DONT MIX ME UP WITH SOME other CHICK ONLINE !!! I AM SUNSHINE AND YOU A DAMN SHIT-LOSER!! GROW UP PUNK!!!!!! AND DONT BOTHER ME ever again OR I report YOUR ASS FOR HARASSMENT!!!!!!
IS THIS CLEAR sh*tHOLE???!!!!!

haha here's another one. Sent to a smokin' 29 year old:

From: diggidoyo
Subject: So.. Sent Date: 1/17/2010 5:46:37 PM

After a rigorously brief overview of your profile I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.

your ex-hubby,
-Dave

ps. You can keep the dog and I will keep the house in Hawaii

From: sunshinebamberg
Subject: RE:So.. Sent Date: 1/20/2010 12:25:19 PM

AWW HOW SWEET >>>DEAR DAVE

either way you must be on drug or think you all that,but i got NEWS FOR YOU!!! YOU AINT sh*twith your 20 years. Lil BOY , go back to your mom and nipple there for a big bottle,WHO GIVES A DAMN OF WHAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR MIND !! YOUR IMAGINARY MEMORIES MUST BE SOMEWHERE where there is a big hole ... oh wait that would called your brain ..UPS... do you know who I AM PUNK?? DONT MIX ME UP WITH SOME other CHICK ONLINE !!! I AM SUNSHINE AND YOU A DAMN SHIT-LOSER!! GROW UP PUNK!!!!!! AND DONT BOTHER ME ever again OR I report YOUR ASS FOR HARASSMENT!!!!!!
IS THIS CLEAR sh*tHOLE???!!!!!

Was going to come back calling her a grandma or something but I didn't even bother responding. I love how downright pissed some of these girls get from a simple message.

From: SimPUA
Date: Jun 8, 2008 2:01 PM

after a rigorously brief overview of your profile I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.

your ex-hubby,

John

ps. You can keep the dog and I will keep the house in Hawaii

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From: Girl
Date: Jun 8, 2008 3:37 PM

So you had us married and divorce. So tell how good was the marriage? And since were there won't u tell me some of our great imagianary memories, i would love to relive them in my mind too. LOL!!! I'm sure u'll have a special place in my heart too!! Like the boyfriend application. I had an application up before, its amusing how people answer them. LOL. Thats ok i'll definetly keep my dog, i seen on ur profile u have ur own. lol, but u can keep the house in Hawaii and i'll keep in the one in italy!!
Bye

I personally have used that same opener (it's from WS4W) and met quite a few women back in my single days. It was probably my favorite opener as it always got amazing responses.

Frankly, it is obviously not working for you. This is most likely because your profile is lacking. When you send a message to an attractive woman over a website, after reading the message she is going to check out your profile. If your profile does not portray you as a fun and exciting person with lots of friends (both male and female) then she is going to respond the way she did.

Here is an example from my chat logs showing her initial response. The log goes much longer but I chose not to include all that as it was mostly more CF with ex-wife role-play mixed in...

Author:	diggidoyo [ Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:35 am ]
Post subject:	Tough Cookie
------------------------------------------- Diggidoyo: Oct 9, 2009 - 10:14am After a rigorously brief overview of your profile I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind. Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart. your ex-hubby, -Dave ps. You can keep the dog and I will keep the house in Hawaii. ------------------------------------------- CherrieOnTop: Oct 19, 2009 - 5:58am Douche ------------------------------------------- Diggidoyo: Oct 19, 2009 - 6:27am lmao. It took you 10 days to spell a 6 letter word? Congratulations! No need to overexert yourself. Here's a 5 letter one: Bitch. ------------------------------------------- No response so far. Any tips to re-engage? She does say she's only looking for women in her profile... Maybe I can comment on that due to a common interest? Thanks for the help! and PS.... this is a JOKE! Just thought it was worth a laugh.

Author:	xiagox [ Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:35 am ]
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there's no 'lol' or smileys. how could you not have used the smileys!?

Author:	ALPHA LiON [ Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:29 pm ]
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To be honest I think your opener was shite but LoL! I thought your witty response was funny! but it seems like she took it offensively and she might actually be a lesbian since you said she's only looking for women. Don't take it to heart bro, you tried.

Author:	diggidoyo [ Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:19 pm ]
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Quote: there's no 'lol' or smileys. how could you not have used the smileys!? Of course! Damnit. How could I forget those?! They really need to invent a sarcasm smiley.

Author:	diggidoyo [ Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:27 pm ]
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haha here's another one. Sent to a smokin' 29 year old: From: diggidoyo Subject: So.. Sent Date: 1/17/2010 5:46:37 PM After a rigorously brief overview of your profile I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind. Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart. your ex-hubby, -Dave ps. You can keep the dog and I will keep the house in Hawaii From: sunshinebamberg Subject: RE:So.. Sent Date: 1/20/2010 12:25:19 PM AWW HOW SWEET >>>DEAR DAVE either way you must be on drug or think you all that,but i got NEWS FOR YOU!!! YOU AINT shtwith your 20 years. Lil BOY , go back to your mom and nipple there for a big bottle,WHO GIVES A DAMN OF WHAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR MIND !! YOUR IMAGINARY MEMORIES MUST BE SOMEWHERE where there is a big hole ... oh wait that would called your brain ..UPS... do you know who I AM PUNK?? DONT MIX ME UP WITH SOME other CHICK ONLINE !!! I AM SUNSHINE AND YOU A DAMN SHIT-LOSER!! GROW UP PUNK!!!!!! AND DONT BOTHER ME ever again OR I report YOUR ASS FOR HARASSMENT!!!!!! IS THIS CLEAR shtHOLE???!!!!! Was going to come back calling her a grandma or something but I didn't even bother responding. I love how downright pissed some of these girls get from a simple message.

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Author:	ALPHA LiON [ Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:12 pm ]
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Quote: AWW HOW SWEET >>>DEAR DAVE either way you must be on drug or think you all that,but i got NEWS FOR YOU!!! YOU AINT shtwith your 20 years. Lil BOY , go back to your mom and nipple there for a big bottle,WHO GIVES A DAMN OF WHAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR MIND !! YOUR IMAGINARY MEMORIES MUST BE SOMEWHERE where there is a big hole ... oh wait that would called your brain ..UPS... do you know who I AM PUNK?? DONT MIX ME UP WITH SOME other CHICK ONLINE !!! I AM SUNSHINE AND YOU A DAMN SHIT-LOSER!! GROW UP PUNK!!!!!! AND DONT BOTHER ME ever again OR I report YOUR ASS FOR HARASSMENT!!!!!! IS THIS CLEAR shtHOLE???!!!!! Well at least we know why shes single I also find it quite comical that a women who types like a 13 year old is telling you to grow up

Author:	skypirate1965 [ Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:26 pm ]
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Quote: haha here's another one. Sent to a smokin' 29 year old: From: diggidoyo Subject: So.. Sent Date: 1/17/2010 5:46:37 PM After a rigorously brief overview of your profile I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind. Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart. your ex-hubby, -Dave ps. You can keep the dog and I will keep the house in Hawaii From: sunshinebamberg Subject: RE:So.. Sent Date: 1/20/2010 12:25:19 PM AWW HOW SWEET >>>DEAR DAVE either way you must be on drug or think you all that,but i got NEWS FOR YOU!!! YOU AINT shtwith your 20 years. Lil BOY , go back to your mom and nipple there for a big bottle,WHO GIVES A DAMN OF WHAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR MIND !! YOUR IMAGINARY MEMORIES MUST BE SOMEWHERE where there is a big hole ... oh wait that would called your brain ..UPS... do you know who I AM PUNK?? DONT MIX ME UP WITH SOME other CHICK ONLINE !!! I AM SUNSHINE AND YOU A DAMN SHIT-LOSER!! GROW UP PUNK!!!!!! AND DONT BOTHER ME ever again OR I report YOUR ASS FOR HARASSMENT!!!!!! IS THIS CLEAR shtHOLE???!!!!! Was going to come back calling her a grandma or something but I didn't even bother responding. I love how downright pissed some of these girls get from a simple message. Maybe you could re-frame her reply as an IOI!. Just kidding! In your OP "CherrieOnTop: Oct 19, 2009 - 5:58am Douche ------------------------------------------- Diggidoyo: Oct 19, 2009 - 6:27am lmao. It took you 10 days to spell a 6 letter word? Congratulations! No need to overexert yourself. Here's a 5 letter one: Bitch. " It was good up until the last word - offline it would be very funny. Online it's VERY high risk to NEG gently let alone strongly. I probably would have replied "Yeah cute! I'm a s---l---o---w typist too..." and carried on

Author:	Simpua [ Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:19 pm ]
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I personally have used that same opener (it's from WS4W) and met quite a few women back in my single days. It was probably my favorite opener as it always got amazing responses. Frankly, it is obviously not working for you. This is most likely because your profile is lacking. When you send a message to an attractive woman over a website, after reading the message she is going to check out your profile. If your profile does not portray you as a fun and exciting person with lots of friends (both male and female) then she is going to respond the way she did. Here is an example from my chat logs showing her initial response. The log goes much longer but I chose not to include all that as it was mostly more CF with ex-wife role-play mixed in... Quote: From: SimPUA Date: Jun 8, 2008 2:01 PM after a rigorously brief overview of your profile I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind. Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart. your ex-hubby, John ps. You can keep the dog and I will keep the house in Hawaii ---------------------------------------------------- From: Girl Date: Jun 8, 2008 3:37 PM So you had us married and divorce. So tell how good was the marriage? And since were there won't u tell me some of our great imagianary memories, i would love to relive them in my mind too. LOL!!! I'm sure u'll have a special place in my heart too!! Like the boyfriend application. I had an application up before, its amusing how people answer them. LOL. Thats ok i'll definetly keep my dog, i seen on ur profile u have ur own. lol, but u can keep the house in Hawaii and i'll keep in the one in italy!! Bye Just look at all those IOIs. Think of how many different directions you can take this! Hence why I loved using this opener.

Author:	Onoma [ Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:41 pm ]
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I've had very limited success with this opener too. Only got 2 or 3 girls to respond, and they all pretty much dropped contact after a couple emails... Been reworking my profile though, so maybe it's better now? Simpua maybe you should link us to your profile so we can see how it's done?

Author:	diggidoyo [ Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:09 pm ]
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Quote: I personally have used that same opener (it's from WS4W) and met quite a few women back in my single days. It was probably my favorite opener as it always got amazing responses. Frankly, it is obviously not working for you. This is most likely because your profile is lacking. When you send a message to an attractive woman over a website, after reading the message she is going to check out your profile. If your profile does not portray you as a fun and exciting person with lots of friends (both male and female) then she is going to respond the way she did. Here is an example from my chat logs showing her initial response. The log goes much longer but I chose not to include all that as it was mostly more CF with ex-wife role-play mixed in... Oh don't worry, Simpua. My profile is defiantly above par and I have also gotten plenty of positive responses from this and many other openers. But every now and then you get a response that just seems to come from left field haha. Makes me laugh so I thought I'd share.

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