Me:
Hey goof, I bet my night can beat up your night.
Her:
Ummmm I don't think so.
Me:
Alright hit me with your best shot
Her:
I mean multiple things happened and it was just overall a good night
Me:
Pic Sent
I guess you win. My phone wouldn't let me text you...
Her:
Ooooo. That sucks. Hahha
Me:
6 truths in your life:
1. You can’t lick all your teeth with your tongue.
2. You’re an idiot, because you just tried to prove truth number one.
3. Truth one is a lie.
4. Now you’re smiling, because you’re a goof.
5. You’ll send it to another idiot in the near future.
6. You’re still smiling
Her:
I definitely tried to do that
Me:
Loser.
Her:
U don't have to be so rude
Me:
Yes I know you're human too.
Her:
Okay. Asshole.
Me:
I have to tell you, among all the (her First name her Last name)'s I know... You're probably my favourite.
Yes I know your human too.
Her:
Right




-Idk if I maybe pushed her too much or if she is pretending to be upset. Advice would be great haven't replied yet let me know on your guy's thoughts.

With the next girls try,

You: "hey (inside joke/inside info/inside question)."

Her: "blah blah"

You: "lets get a drink"

Gamey... Really gamey.

You jumped from one cheesy routine to another. Got anything original that you won't have to lean on when you actually get out with someone?

For every 1 word of hers you typed 10.

Just be normal and ask her to get a drink, dude.

This genuinely made me laugh, but in all honesty the guys above are right. Cocky funny is fine but there's fine line where you jump to just full on making a dickhead out of her, and judging by her response you crossed it.

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