POF GIRL
If the girl is showing signs of interest. Go for it, quickly.
I disqualified myself, apparently she likes white boys.
Me: Kinda not white
Her: lol i noticed
Me: Lol yeah right
Me: i don't believe you
Her: lol why you say that?
Me: lol because I am not usually classified till later
Her: is that so haha
Me: Lol yeah, I just get along with people
Her: Lol the question here sir is will I get along with you? Haha
Her: I am just fucking with you
Me: Lol you will be fine with me
Her: Well I guess that is good to know
Me: It is. Do you have a Fb or a number i can get at you
Her: ####
Her: My name is Crystal Btw.
Here is another chick.
Her: Lmaooo you're awesome
(referring to my profile)
Me: Just a little. Hey there my names Mr. A
Her: My names Ri
Me: Mhm go on go on
Me: You're a cutie but I have to make sure you aren't crazy
Her: Lmao that sounds reasonable so what are you up to
Me: just got back from running with the dog. She still needs work on running in a straight line. Or maybe I do. Anyway, what about you?
Her: Lmao that is adorable
Her: Just chilling at home summer is draining me with this heat
me: summer is the best time. Where do you live
Her: *&*& lol hbu
Me: I live in *&*. I always get these beautiful Canadian chicks chatting me up but some are too far for me
Her: totally worth the travel
Me: Are you saying you're worth it?
Her: I mean shoudn't everyone say that
Me: Hmm, they should but they don't
Her: Well I would but i won't
Me: Lol so you're not worth me visiting? Is what you're really saying
Her: No, I'm saying modesty is key sometimes
Me: Nah man screw all that. I am fucking awesome
Her: Lmao
Me: Listen, you accept I am awesome? Correct? Good. What's your facebook?
Her: Ri. (Last name here)
More Tinder Game
G:Hey there handsome
B: Hey cutie . I agree with your quote, I practice that motto every day
G: So you're an asshole? hehe. A hot asshole. oh yeah.. it's one of my favorite quotes
B: Yeah, i am an asshole, not sure about you yet. Can't give you a label...what's some qualities you can throw at me about yourself?
G: Honest loyal fun cute intelligent mysterious hehe idk what about you
B: Aha that is pretty intriguing I would have to say you have to find out for yourself i am intriguing that is for sure
G: hehe me too. i am not like most women. At all..get along better with men
B: In that case what do you do for fun?
G: I do smoke the green stuff and cigs..rarely drink. Here and there. go out for live music hang with the family and friends..love the outdoors uou?
B I am not a cop you can say Mari J. I do the opposite. I drink. I drink socially though, this summer i plan to go to the concerts and visit friends across the country. I wasn't sure about you, but i think you're pretty cool from what you have said so far.
G: hehe o yea? did i pass the Mr. A test? Youve peaked my interest which is rare. I am super picky
B: yeah you are passing my tests, haha, i think youre cuteness also has something to do with it. What do you do? Work wise, after this question, i'd like your number.
G: hehe my plan is working . i do phone surveys for a few different banks. hehe do you want my number still after that answer? what do you do?
B: yeah, i'd still want it. Go ahead. i'll text you my answer
G: ************
One more
Me: Ah you're far but at least I can say you're beautiful
Her: Awww thank you !!
Me: Oh you're very welcome. Since we can never meet, what would you have been likfe?
Her: In what way
Me: like what would you have been like. Your qualities
Her: I'm really caring and a happy person haha love to joke around and make people laugh
Me: Mhm, our first meet would have been awesome
Her: Hbu
Me: Mhm I have what you described, except I laught loud . Soooo if you're cool with having everyone stare at how much fun we are having we will be golden
Her: yesssss
Me: well since we can't see each other in the near future add my facebook
Her: add me VM
Me: I coudn't find you. Add me
Me: Your face book skills are slacking
Her: What do you meannn
Me: Suppose to add me silly, so I can never forget you! But your like skills are top notch
Her: I did add you
Me: no? lol might have been another person. My profile pic is with my pooch
Her: Ya I added you now
Me: perfect. I wonder who you added before
Her: Same name exactly haha
Me: oh damn, well lucky them
Her: hahah, they accepted quick and liked all my profile pics
Me: lol yeah that sounds like me alright
Her:
Me: You know I like how we are friends on FB but still talk on tinder
Her: Hahah I agree
Me: Ah now i know why i still talk to you on here. Not bad
(i am refferring to a tinder moment. she is hot)
Her: Hahaha
Me: hey i did say i like to laugh
Me: But it might cost you in the future
Her: how so
Me: if you keep this up i will have to ask for your number. Actually i think you have a debt anyway, may I have it?
Her: ####
One more....
Me: Thanks for the likes
Her:
Me: I am still trying to figure out where we swiped right! 242 miles away. Unless you moved
Her: Haha I was at cheer nationals a couple weeks ago in ***
Me: Oh you cheer lead! I wouldn't have known
. Did you guys win(her tinder pic was her in a cheerleading uniform
Her: haha it is my profile pic and no we got 5/10 so it's not the best but not the worst
Me: Oh i see better luck next time. I cheer lead too, but I cheer on people who cook me dinner. Would you like to be one of those people?
Qualification
Her: haha i can cook but better at baking
Me: oh i love girls who do either. What are your best dishes
Her : I know it's really simple but I honestly make the best scrambled eggs like they are to die for but that's because I have secret ingredients and also make really good choc amaretto cake
Me: you make breakfast food. That's awesome. I'm not a fan of desserts so you will have to eat all of the cake
Her: haha i love making breakfast food they're my favorites. and i don't make a lot of cake because that's cheating on my meal plan
Me: One of my ex's used to cheerlead and she would be super strict on that diet. She wanted to be a NFL cheerleader so that made sense. What is in your meal plan
Here i throw in that my ex used to cheerlead. This shows her that I have had a girlfriend, and a girl who was cute enough to try out to be a NFL cheerleader. Some dhv's right there.
Her: Haha my meal plan is for soccer!! so lots of proteins and rice and pasta ohhh and fruits and veggies. And well I don't actually cheer a team on, i do competitive cheer like acrobatics
Me: Oh i got it. Okay I see. Soccer? Soccer team? At least I know you're very active
Her: yeah, i like soccer!! I play left/mid forward and I get bored so easily i do a lot of sports and activies
She qualifies herself and explains that she gets bored so she plays lots of sports and activities
Me: It's a lot better than when girls say nothing that's for sure. I like girls who keep busy. What activities if you don't mind? Feel free to ask me a question
I reward her for opening up to me
Her: Haha i agree well i can be lazy too though like today is relaxation day, no gym, no sports, no nothing!! and i go to the gym 6 days a week and I like walking alot so i do some trails here and there. I also used to figure skate and coached..i volunteer a crap ton just a lof of stuff. How about you what do you like to do.
She tells me about her activities. She is pretty invested at this point. I just keep on going.
Me: You sound very well rounded. I usually get along better with girls like that. Anywho, I do the gym, I tutor reading and math. I volunteer when I can. Right now i am at the dog park and mingling with the regulars. But i plan to expand my hobbies to include singing and playing piano hopefully.
I then explain the activities I do. I reward her with getting to know me.
Her: ohh wow yea i prefer someone well rounded too and singing and piano wow that's really attractive. and ive always wanted a dog but my parent's won't allow me Do you tutor younger kids ? like what age?
Me: Your parent's won't allow you? You better be moving out then. I moved out as soon as i could . I tutor elementary
Her: I just got let go from my job in January and now I am just a student so money is continuously going out and not in.
Me: sorry to hear that. I know the feeling. keep your head up sweety
Her: Aww thanks (ps i love being called sweety) and i have two interviews this week so I am crossing my finger
She's mine at this point but i enjoy the ride.
Me: I knew you had things in the works. I didn't even ask! Lol. Nice nice well you are my personal sweety
I had to make her feel special. She earned it.
Her:yayyy and yeah i really hope one goes through I need to start making money
Me: just keep up the go getter attitude. You'll be swimming in the guap (slang for money)
Her: Haha I didn't know..you learn something new every day!! Are you in school or do you work?
Me: yeah lifes not fun when you aren't learning! i work right now. i basically teach kids how to add and subtract
Her: oh that's cool so youre a teacher and if you're teaching them to add and subtract that's grade 1 right?
Me: yes mam you got that right. well i am a teacher's aide but i still help with the lesson
Her: aww that's really attractive.. are you going to be a full teacher
Me: not sure . This is my thing right now. I can be a teacher or a school psychologist. Both have their ups and downs but i'll have everything figured out soon enough
If a girl keeps asking you questions, you can answer her questions(not all of them but reciprocate what she shares). remember to be challenging though, but this will make seduction quicker if you throw in DHV's. Her questions...use them as opportunities to showcase your personality.
Her: Ohh wow well yeah i can see how that would be a hard choice
Me: It's a struggle but we will see I am still young
Her: That's true you have plenty of time to decide. what's your puppy's name
Me: My babies name is Mya. You should meet her sometime. She's my roommates dog, though. But i spend a chunk of time with her
Her: Id love too well tell your roommate she is adorable
Me: where do you actually live?
Her: i live in *$%*
Me: isn't that a small town
Her: well ^$% isn't small, boring but small
Me: how can something big be small
Her: it can't be but it can be big and boring! just too governmental
Me: I think we can graduate from tinder to something like FB? I don't think you will stalk me and i am pretty sure we have good chemistry
Her: we definitely have great chemistry my full name is TV
I have noticed when a girl says you guys have great chemistry, this is a cue to seduce. Try it out guys (both infield and in text game (schedule a meetup)
Me: okay now your number Now i know you aren't a serial killer
After adding her on FB of course
Her: haha # I promise I am not.
I got her number and her Facebook. She sent me a body pic and she hinted at coming back in town at some point.
~ Mr. A.