Hey guys,
Im new to the PUA scene and I know there is a sort of stigma against newbies but im willing to listen and learn. I'll absorb any criticism/advice you guys have to improve my game!
Anyways, just today I downloaded the POF app on my phone and tried to game this HB11. (yes i said it, 11) All seemed seemingly well until it took a turn for the worse when I tried to n-close. Here is the chat log (Sorry for no timestamps: its all in the space of 4 hours, she was giving me great 1-3 minute replies whereas i took 5-10 minutes).
Me: So, you're pretty cute...Why haven't we gone out yet?
Her: How charming is your picture ahaha
Me: Well, I take it you like a man with class haha
Her: Lol boys will be boys
Me: I was trying to be cute and funny. Guess I was just being funny.
Her: Was beyond adorable (wasn't sure if sarcastic or srs at this point)
Me: So, there's nothing in your profile about your tree climbing skills...This may be a problem for us
Her: Ahahaha how so?
Me: If something goes wrong on our date, you're going to have to climb and pull me up. Its an essential skill to have. Gosh L****, don't be so selfish
Her: Dear god what kind of date did you have in mind ahahah
Me: You know what, scrap that. I feel my life would be in jeopardy if you took me out. Standard coffee would suffice. But you're paying
Her: Ooo I could use a coffee right now. You're such a gentlemen if you insist
Me: Take me out Friday midday, I need to pick out a Halloween costume. You have to tell me which outfits my ass looks fat in...and be honest
Her: Oooo Mister Minaj, Work it.
Me: You know what, I like your style. This is definitely going to happen. What's your number?
Her: Ahahaha im going to try say this in the least *****iest way possible. I made this account last night and I don't exactly want to give my number out to every guy I come across to on here. I will eventually
Me: Ok look, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna keep playing Internet footsie, and I'm going to let you seduce me for a little while longer until I cave in and give you my number.
Her: Lol im such a boring character and pretty much the complete opposite of you. What are you getting yourself into
Me: (I was literally at my wit's end at this point and my jokes were running on fumes) Hey don't give me second doubts, I just charged my iPhone. A little suspense never hurt anyone
Her: I'm judging you mate
Me: I don't know who your boyfriend is, but he's obviously not spanking you enough
Her: Ahahaha what are you smoking
Me: (Was trying to build rapport at this point through a cold read cause I thought I was lacking) Nope. I dont think you're a boring person. You're bubbly, passionate and adventurous. How would you describe yourself?
Her: Chill and boring lol (fucking bitch)
Me: Well you're doing an undergrad in architecture aren't you? Must involve a lot of finger painting... fun if you ask me
Her: I'm dreading life with this course
Me: #firstworldproblems hahaha
Her: Amen to that
Thanks for reading guys, I really tried my best on this girl but damn shes a hard egg to crack. Should I give it some time to cooldown, maybe reply tomorrow and try re-initiate, or just let it die? I mean...she is a fucking hb11... as in drop dead gorgeous
