I'm 16 years old and talking online is one of my specialties, since I am an online gamer mostly. I'm terrible in person though.. I can tell you I look nothing like an online gamer, I look more like a business man of some sort. so anyway.....
(I am not trying to game this girl, but I tried the practice)
Is there any changes to this convo any of you PUA's recommend?
(Keep in mind, I have never met this girl ever, she added me because I was her friends buddy.)
This is a few days after she added me.
Me: You're friends with *girl* too?
Girl: yeahh
Me: So how's it going "name"
Girl: pretty bad, i just got my tonsils out thursday.. i'm legit dying.
Me: i never understand why people get their tonsils out
Girl: well I did because in the past 6 months I had tonsillitis like 4 times.
Me: i wonder how you got tonsilitis
you BAD girl
Girl: hahaha why am I BAD?
Me: oh i thought you caught on to that inside joke
Girl: lololol I don't think you get that like you get mono?
At least I hope not?
Me: Monos the kissing disease
Girl: i knoow! But I thought thats how you were implying how I got tonsillitis. And thats why I'm "Bad"
Me: the inside joke was that you gave someone oral pleasure
Girl: hahahhaha! Oh my god.
Me: therefore leading to some form of mouth disease
Girl: Def didnt catch onto that..
Me: i didnt expect you too
THATS good
Girl: lolollol
Me: im luring girls into my house with candy, which do you prefer, mikenikes or skittles?
Girl: mikenikes!
hahaha you're funny!
Me: aw youre so sweet
youre giving me diabetes
Girl: hahahahhaah! Omg that was a good one
Me: yeah so dont repeat it to a thousand people im saving that for the really slutty chicks
just kidding
Girl: Omg did you just call me slutty!?
So whats up with you and *Girl*? Anything? Or are you guys just friends?
Me: how in any way did i just call you slutty
oh yeah, me and *girl* are buddiez
Girl: because you said I'm saving that for really slutty chicks.. yet you just told it to me.?
Me: inqusitive you are! (yoda voice)
i said I was saving it for the really slutty chicks, i send it to you first implying that you weren't
Girl: Oh! You and your witty comebacks.. (FUCK YEAH!)
Me: baby im a walking paradox
Girl: Threesomes with a fuckin' triceratops, Reptar
Me: OMG YES
TYLER
Feedback much appreciated