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| Author: | KingOtto [ Sun Jan 01, 2012 4:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | FB status new years resolution |
Hello, I was thinking of using new years resolution on my FB to give a laugh to people. So here are my ideas and please change or add: 1. New Years Resolution: Have less sex 2. New Years Resolution: Reduce sex partners by 50 3. New Years Resolution: Stop replacing gym with sex 4. New Years Resolution: Stop having meaningless sex with strange women 5. New Years Resolution: Stop having sex instead of chocolate 6. New Years Resolution: Stop going to work late, only have sex on weekends 7. New Years Resolution: I shall stop being a sex toy for women 8. New Years Resolution: Save on condoms, reduce times I have sex to 300 Please do improve or add to the above. Also if you find any of the above inappropriate please say so. Thanks. |
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| Author: | GKS [ Sun Jan 01, 2012 8:56 pm ] |
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Trying to hard, the key point is being funny and clever while implying sex within the status, you don't have to spell it out for them. |
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| Author: | ben489 [ Mon Jan 02, 2012 5:35 pm ] |
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My New Years resolutions..... 1. Stop making lists. b. Be more consistent. 7. Learn to count. That got over 10 likes pretty quickly. |
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