Hi all,
Normally, I'm a lurker here, just sort of picking tid bits out of the wisdom and experience of others. However, I am in need of your assistance at this moment! I came across a profile on Match, and this was the main body of it:
"Ideally, I would have a dog in my life by now. He would be loyal, affectionate, and I'd feel safe falling asleep next to him. My current apartment does not allow dogs, so I have to resort to trying to find a nice guy who is similarly loyal, affectionate, and someone I'd feel safe falling asleep next to at night. Must be housebroken, but preferably not neutered. Must walk on two feet, but be capable of getting down on all fours when at fault. Begging is sometimes allowed, but not at the dinner table. Lastly, on the first date, keep your paws off! You must behave* before you are worthy of earning a treat. Got it? Good boy. Now come fetch me."
I'd say shes about at the higher end of an HB7, and I feel like this is a golden opportunity for a huge neg to bring her down a notch, I just can't think of anything good enough right now!
If nothing else, I think its an opportunity for some entertainment. I don't really take this stuff too seriously and like to have a little fun online every now and again, so any witty suggestions would be welcome!
