OK here we go!!! Calling all Blue Ballers, Keyboard Jockies, nubes, and regular faces ;p
Tis the time of year when you will not find a higher concentration of DTF birds in one place. ITS NYE!!!
This is a money back gurantee if you dont get laid you get your money back! All this at a mouthwatering price of... £0! you heard! so if you dont get laid you get a smack in the chops and a kick up the arse for not trying hard enough! ;p
Last year was insane! As the busiest clubbing night of the year even hot girls get turned away from clubs on this night, a lot dont even come out to go clubbing! You simply will not find so many targets on the streets, in the clubs/bars than on any other night of the year!
This years plan is code named 'Simple as Fuck' -- just meet outside O'Neill's pub (33-37 Wardour Street, W1D 6PU, Chinatown. This will be the general meeting spot so just keep passing by and you'll see some of us milling around picking off girls one by one
For me it will primarily be a street gaming night though some of us, no doubt, will be looking to go to clubs early on. There will be something for everyone, just turn up, see whos doing what and SARGE it out! Last year the stewards closed off the Embankment for the fireworks so if youre planning to go there you will actually get cordoned in by barriers, I will be staying away.
I think we need a bit of standard now since these events are becoming increasingly popular and we anticipate this one being 'The big one'; if you wanna join in dress the part! (whatever style, just dont be nondescript unless you have a monster personality and can pull looking like Worzel Gummidge! We dont wanna feel like we're running a soup kitchen -- you get the point
As initial contact you have myself on 07725028794 Once you arrive start making links with eachother, exchange numbers so I have a chance of using some battery life for girls that night! :p
We start at 3pm, I'll most likely be a up to a 15min walk away at any point (give or take a set or two along the way
Mayor of London's NYE webpages predict a crowd of 250,000 its going to be insane! Gentlemen, start your engines (and dust off your cocks
- LETS SARGE!!!