I was walking down the street tonight on my way home from work, happy that the weekend was here. And I suddenly started commenting to myself about everyone I passed by and whether or not I would sleep with that person. Women, men, little old ladies -- I commented on everyone. So the narrative (in a funny, fake-Slavic accent) sounded like this: "Not you ... not you ... not you ... definitely not you ..." and on and on. (I did it from far enough away that no one could hear me -- didn't want to insult people to their face.) But then something really unexpected happened. A hot woman came along, and my face just organically burst into a huge smile. And she gave me a big smile back. I was so shocked about how this smile so involuntarily and so naturally and so quickly sprang up that I was already halfway down the block before I came back to my senses and realized I hadn't bothered to stop and talk to her. I turned around, but she was out of sight, so I kept walking and started up my little game again, muttering to myself about each person I passed: "Not you ... not you or you or you ... and definitely not you ..." and so on. And then, after a few more blocks, another hot woman came along -- this one even more beautiful than the first one, and again my face erupted in a giant smile. And again the woman flashed me a big smile in return. This time, though, I walked over and started talking. And ten minutes later, we had plans to get together next week and we had swapped numbers.
Has anyone tried anything similar? If so, I'd love to hear about your experiences. If not, test out this little game for yourselves, and let me know whether you have a similar, uncontrollable smile spread across your face when you finally pass a cute girl. Or is it just me and my weird brain?
