1. I am PROUD of MY DESIRES as a man.
2. I move through the world WITHOUT apology.
3. I was made to SATISFY women.
4. I DON'T NEED any partical woman.
5. Woman are ABUNDANT.
6. Do NOT dwell on the past.. The past CANNOT be relived. Good or BAD.
7. Rejection is a GREAT thing. THE MORE I get rejected.. THE MORE I get laid.
8. There are NO mistakes and NO failures, ONLY experience AND growth.
9. EVERY rejection is a brick in MY PALACE.
10. I can control how I interact with people -- the choice IS MINE !

You ever notice that people who suffer from chronic constipation also often experience spells of diarrhea? I take every medical issue seriously but boy, if there ever is a humorous illness, this is it. Poopie jokes never go out of style and the irony of rock hard crap barely making an appearance out of the poop hole one day to the cornucopia of watery ooze spraying down the bowl the next is just plain funny. Especially the sounds . . . the sounds are funny. The grunts, the plop, the swoosh and trumpet, and again, the swoosh, and trumpet. And you really gotta love the guy who announces the swoosh and the trumpet prior to actually swooshing and trumpet-ing. . . You know the guy. You're about to dig into a fat piece of steak and he goes, "Oh dude! Here I go, this is gonna be bad. Shit, I think I squirt some already! Ohhhh Duuuude . . ." - This right here is the gold standard in medical issue humor.

These are the 10 affirmations from Hoobie (RSD)
Pretty much helping me out with myself & the conflicts I have.
I wrote them down on a poster & hanged it up the wall.. Now I'm saying it 10 times a day.. to make sure I don't forget them! Maybe.. it can help you as much as it helps me.

1. I am PROUD of MY DESIRES as a man.
2. I move through the world WITHOUT apology.
3. I was made to SATISFY women.
4. I DON'T NEED any partical woman.
5. Woman are ABUNDANT.
6. Do NOT dwell on the past.. The past CANNOT be relived. Good or BAD.
7. Rejection is a GREAT thing. THE MORE I get rejected.. THE MORE I get laid.
8. There are NO mistakes and NO failures, ONLY experience AND growth.
9. EVERY rejection is a brick in MY PALACE.
10. I can control how I interact with people -- the choice IS MINE !

Here you go.

yeah well, Kasabi, does it look like I give a damn? I posted this topic because it helped me and to help others. I don't give a damn about what you think about it - you're far advanced to be needing this "crap" but others maybe it would help you sometimes.. no disrepect mate.

You ever notice that people who suffer from chronic constipation also often experience spells of diarrhea? I take every medical issue seriously but boy, if there ever is a humorous illness, this is it. Poopie jokes never go out of style and the irony of rock hard crap barely making an appearance out of the poop hole one day to the cornucopia of watery ooze spraying down the bowl the next is just plain funny. Especially the sounds . . . the sounds are funny. The grunts, the plop, the swoosh and trumpet, and again, the swoosh, and trumpet. And you really gotta love the guy who announces the swoosh and the trumpet prior to actually swooshing and trumpet-ing. . . You know the guy. You're about to dig into a fat piece of steak and he goes, "Oh dude! Here I go, this is gonna be bad. Shit, I think I squirt some already! Ohhhh Duuuude . . ." - This right here is the gold standard in medical issue humor.

Pretty immature response...

Do I look like I give a damn you jack off? You won't be getting any apologies from me. Plus, even though I don't need a "partical" woman, I was made to satisfy women, not some low iq'd pua wannabe's. No disrespect to you and your band of comedians.

Do I look like I give a damn you jack off? You won't be getting any apologies from me. Plus, even though I don't need a "partical" woman, I was made to satisfy women, not some low iq'd pua wannabe's. No disrespect to you and your band of comedians.

u mad, bro?

He's being ironic.

His first post was an analogy of the people who sue affirmations, and that even the speaker doesn't believe it most of the time (You don't need to take my, hobbit or kasabis word on affirmations being shit, it's a proven fact that they don't work, in fact there is evidence to suggest that they do quite the opposite). -> http://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&biw=1276 ... 7edd0cfc48

The O.P. then actively demonstrated one of the things which kasabi was pointing out by re-acting in the stereotypical and expected fashion of a trendy inner gamer.

You then arrived and called kasabi immature.

Kasabi responds in the same laughably cliched passive aggressive insecure manner that had demonstrated his point in the first place.

Simples.

His response was in no way productive to helping out LD.

Well, fin let the cat out of the bag so there's no choice but to logically address some issues:

1. Inducing diarrhea is not a cure for constipation; it's a messy form of temporary relief.

2. An attempt to reverse an unhealthy pattern by arbitrarily choosing what you think is the OPPOSITE of that unhealthy pattern is not a path towards correction. Example: Sticking Post-Its with "Rejection is a GREAT THING" all over your room is just another charade. Rejection isn't a terrible thing and it's not a great thing. Rejection is simply that, one person telling you that they are not into you. (Not such a catchy phrase is it?)

3. The reason these 'phrases' need to be repeated day after day after day is that it's not real. No matter how often you repeat 2+3=7, you will NEVER make 2+3=7.

4. Those who teach this crap are a bunch of low life predators of the lost. Is it so difficult to stick to comic routines? Isn't "Do I look like a drug dealer?" funny enough? If they want to shift from their main thing, why not home improvement or bicycle maintenance? How about selling fruit juicers? LOL . . . These guys are like a bunch of donkeys trying teach physics.

On being 'productive':

1. Logical questions/posts match well with a logical replies. A poster asks, "I am doing x,y, and z but the results I seek are 1,2, and 3. How can I tweak? I LOVE these posts. Simple, logical issues . . . simple, logical answers.

2. The initial post in this thread is an ILLOGICAL message. By this, I mean that the post is driven by emotions rather than logic. One does not repeat UNTRUE statements over and over to himself because it's logical. Rather, he does it to smother logic with an overabundance of emotions. An emotional switch turned him on to idiocy and only an emotional switch can create equilibrium. A cocaine addict knows LOGICALLY that this shit is killing his life. A D- student knows that if he does his homework once in a while, he could become a C+ student. Knowledge does not equal change.

3. There are a bunch of different ways that behaviors can be modified. Within the confinements of an internet forum, humiliation and public acknowledgment of idiocy (emotional triggers) are probably the best tools for changing illogical behavior. (My opinion only. If you eggheads have any better ideas, please share)

4. The initial post isn't an attempt to help others, it's a mission to AFFIRM his new set of illogical habits.

5. By now, it's pretty clear that neither wm or ld have the comprehension skills, sense of humor or a fucking sense of humility to understand what's going on here. My God . . ."No, no . . .it is you who is the childish one! You!! Everything bounces of me and sticks to you! I know you are what am I???!?! . . .I just want to share this with you!?! Really! I don't give a damn what you think though!!~~~" - Christ, who did this to you kids? My 14 year old nephew could figure this shit out. . .

At best, I hope others who are reading can detect and avoid the habitual patterns that lead to misery to themselves and others around them. Pick up is not a war; it's a simple chat with a cute girl.