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Author:  Dizzler [ Sat Dec 25, 2010 2:03 am ]
Post subject:  Boobs and Infidelity

Boobs. I love boobs, I like big boobs, I like fake boobs, I like perky boobs, I like asian boobs, I like missiles, I like melons. If there big, I like them.

This doesn't make me any different from any other guy in the world, but combine a love of boobs with nymphomania, alcohol, and refined PUA skills and I can't keep my dick in my pants. I love my girlfriend alot, but I'm afraid I love boobs more. My girlfriends boobs? Not so much, they're A's. They don't meet my standards, but everything else about her does ;)

So the problem? I can't help myself, no matter where I am. I'm not chasing tail, I'm chasing tits. When I see a pretty girl with big boobs, let's just say a HB 7 with double D's (while many would consider my GF an 8.5-9) I will follow the girl around from a distance until there is an opportune time to approach. I'll keep tabs on different girls at a bar (without being stalkerish) to see when I should approach. I will and have gone 3 hours out of my on the way home from work just to stare at a nice pair.

It's a problem. Not only does it lead to me cheating or trying to cheat quite a bit, but I also end up idolizing well endowed women. They're an obsession, it's no longer a WANT, it's become a NEED. And as every good PUA knows that just about guarantees rejection. So I find myself a unfaithful boyfriend unable to get that which I desire most because I want it sooooo bad. If I see a nice pair I'll remember the girl (even if it's just a glance) for weeks and think about her while doing things. I'll sit in class and look at (not really porn) but just pictures of boobs. On my Iphone? I have a folder with 8000 pictures of my favorite boobs.

I need to control this...

Author:  Mask61636 [ Sat Dec 25, 2010 2:13 am ]
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I can see only a few options here.
A)Get your gf Breast Implants and hope your relationship holds out.
Or
B)Break up with her and get some tit.
[b]Post censored for breaking forum rule #3.[/b]

Author:  Jav [ Sat Dec 25, 2010 3:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Boobs and Infidelity

Quote:
Boobs. I love boobs, I like big boobs, I like fake boobs, I like perky boobs, I like asian boobs, I like missiles, I like melons. If there big, I like them.

This doesn't make me any different from any other guy in the world, but combine a love of boobs with nymphomania, alcohol, and refined PUA skills and I can't keep my dick in my pants. I love my girlfriend alot, but I'm afraid I love boobs more. My girlfriends boobs? Not so much, they're A's. They don't meet my standards, but everything else about her does ;)

So the problem? I can't help myself, no matter where I am. I'm not chasing tail, I'm chasing tits. When I see a pretty girl with big boobs, let's just say a HB 7 with double D's (while many would consider my GF an 8.5-9) I will follow the girl around from a distance until there is an opportune time to approach. I'll keep tabs on different girls at a bar (without being stalkerish) to see when I should approach. I will and have gone 3 hours out of my on the way home from work just to stare at a nice pair.

It's a problem. Not only does it lead to me cheating or trying to cheat quite a bit, but I also end up idolizing well endowed women. They're an obsession, it's no longer a WANT, it's become a NEED. And as every good PUA knows that just about guarantees rejection. So I find myself a unfaithful boyfriend unable to get that which I desire most because I want it sooooo bad. If I see a nice pair I'll remember the girl (even if it's just a glance) for weeks and think about her while doing things. I'll sit in class and look at (not really porn) but just pictures of boobs. On my Iphone? I have a folder with 8000 pictures of my favorite boobs.

I need to control this...
Get over yourself.


If I wanted icecream and I'd save 8000 pictures of all different kinds of icecream on my phone to look at any time I'd want icecream. What would I get when I had to choose my dessert? And then my mom says: NO ICECREAM FOR YOU.

I'd be fucking pissed, I spend all day thinking about icecream.....


Start saving pictures of 100 dollar bills, see how that's gonna work out for you.

Author:  Jav [ Sat Dec 25, 2010 3:56 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Boobs and Infidelity

Quote:
Icecream. I love Icecream, I like Icecream, I like Icecream, I like Icecream, I like Icecream, I like Icecream, I like Icecream. If it's cold, I like it.

This doesn't make me any different from any other guy in the world, but combine a love for icecream with chocolate sauce, sprinkles, and refined PUA skills and I can't keep my dick in my pants. I love my girlfriend alot, but I'm afraid I love Icecream more. My girlfriends? Not so much, she hates icecream. it doesn't meet my standard, but everything else about her does ;)

So the problem? I can't help myself, no matter where I am. I'm not chasing tail, I'm chasing Icecream. When I see a pretty girl with Icecream, let's just say a HB 7 with a banana split(while many would consider my GF an 8.5-9) I will follow the girl around from a distance until there is an opportune time to approach. I'll keep tabs on different girls at a bar (without being stalkerish) to see when I should approach. I will and have gone 3 hours out of my on the way home from work just to stare at a nice pair of icecreams.

It's a problem. Not only does it lead to me cheating or trying to cheat quite a bit, but I also end up idolizing Icecream. They're an obsession, it's no longer a WANT, it's become a NEED. And as every good PUA knows that just about guarantees rejection. So I find myself a unfaithful boyfriend unable to get that which I desire most because I want it sooooo bad. If I see a nice pair I'll remember the girl (even if it's just a glance) for weeks and think about her while doing things. I'll sit in class and look at (not really porn) but just pictures of Icecream. On my Iphone? I have a folder with 8000 pictures of my favorite Icecream.

I need to control this...

just for the lulz

Author:  greycon88 [ Sat Dec 25, 2010 5:38 pm ]
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LOL. You're pretty much FUCKED, dude.
:roll:

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