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Author:  zappo [ Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Responses to IMOG

First off AMOG is the incorrect term for an idiot male of group ( so lets not compliment him)

I found this list of snappy comebacks or responses to insults

I prefer the one worders instead of one liners such as " awesome" , "cool" , "ok", "sure" , "whatever" , "Ha .......... NO! " , "So" , "Not assed" or " I didn't ask for an opinion" ect

Heres the list anyways i hope you find them usefull

1) Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

2) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

3) I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

4) Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

5) I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

6) I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

7) What am I? Flypaper for freaks?

8) I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

9) I'm already visualizing the masking tape over your mouth.

10)Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

11) I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

12) It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

13) Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

14) No, my powers can only be used for good.

15) How about never? Is never good for you?

16) I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

17) You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.

18) I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

19) I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

20) I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

21) Who me? I just wander from room to room.

22) My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!

23) It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.

24) At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

25) You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

26) I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

27) Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

28)I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

29)Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"

30)My reality check bounced.

31)On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

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Author:  Jav [ Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:32 pm ]
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Why invest energy in him in the first place?

Author:  Mungo [ Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:58 pm ]
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Yeah, those are witty and nice, but they will probably just ignite him more. By investing the effort to respond in such a way, you acknowledge him. That's a losing strike, as long as your line doesn't immediately break him. Instead, the one-worders are probably better. They just blow him off and give him nothing to proceed from.

Author:  Ryan Black SashaPUA [ Mon Sep 13, 2010 3:30 pm ]
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Some of these are fun negs to use for a girl, done with a cheeky smile.

Have you actually ever called a guy who was AMOGing you insignificant, stupid or a freak? I guarantee you it will not diffuse the situation. As everyone else said, the best way to handle an amog situation is to completely ignore him. When you start coming up with witty one-liners is when you buy into his frame, look like you're defending yourself, and start a game of oneupmanship that often ends up in a fight and definitely ends your control of the interaction.

Author:  Chief [ Mon Sep 13, 2010 4:59 pm ]
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COOL STORY BRO

Author:  R.G. [ Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:07 pm ]
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Yeah I don't think these are good for amogging. Amogging is not directly provocative, if done right.

But some of them make for great negs. Might nick some of em, if you don't mind :)

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