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| Author: | KristallNachte [ Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | texting random ass shit |
This thread is not about why you should text girls random ass shit or why girls love random ass shit, this is simply a palce for us all to display the random ass shit we've texted girl (for better or worse) Feel free to post your own Exhibit A: me: Hey, HB, you know what would be fun? her: lol wat would be fun? me: dressing up like a dinosaur and chasing little kids around a playground until they cry her: omgggg no lol thats so mean me: yeah, maybe to child sympathizers, you traitor! ... (similiar texts being skipped) me: its people like you who will let the children take over the world one day! it'll be just like skynet except with an excess of pokemon cards! ... Exhibit B: me: omg i totally want to dress up like a super hero and go around doing totally mundane things like grocery shopping and being indecisive at restaurants her: lmfao your random as hell haha me: lol so? I'm actually thinking super villian would be cooler cause they have more interesting cliche'd phrases. what do you tihnk? her: i like super villian better ha me: yeah they have far cooler spandex, and they can have horns her: lol i don't lik horns me: what about skimpy spandex and a tail? maybe some cat ears and a magic lasso? her: lol watever you want i'll post some more random things i've texted if you guys want now post your own maybeh? |
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| Author: | Johannes11 [ Sun Jul 25, 2010 10:18 pm ] |
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I lollled |
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| Author: | trixsta [ Sun Jul 25, 2010 10:41 pm ] |
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"Surprise!" "Made you look at your phone for no reason at all" |
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| Author: | KristallNachte [ Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:03 am ] |
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Quote: "Surprise!"
....really?\"Made you look at your phone for no reason at all" Exhibit C: her: whatcha up to? me: just got off work. probably gonna run around the mall mindlessly harassing people. her: lol don't do that! me: you don't understand....it's my dream... her: lol to harass people? me: uh, no! My dream is to win multiple gold medals in the urban olympics. Most events just happen to involve being a master harasser. |
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| Author: | SpeXXX [ Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:55 am ] |
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less is more |
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| Author: | KristallNachte [ Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:20 am ] |
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not when you're entertaining yourself |
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| Author: | hex [ Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:42 pm ] |
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I agree that less is more. I mean, the texts are playful and fun, but you might end up in Dancing Monkey Land if you overdo it. I know, because I've done it many times. Funny is good. Fun is better. |
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| Author: | Tundra [ Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:45 pm ] |
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This won't be entertaining for everyone. Kinda comes off as needy/tryhard depending on the person. |
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| Author: | Johannes11 [ Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:28 pm ] |
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I'm using this shit on facebook, can someone send me links to more of these threads? |
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| Author: | KristallNachte [ Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:37 pm ] |
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apparently some of you are under the impression this is like a daily thing to the same girl when its not. being generally random doesn't mean a random thing every day. or even to the same girl. these are over a long period and to different girls. |
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| Author: | Zephyrine [ Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:17 pm ] |
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Quote: less is more
This. You're saying too much and leaving her very little room to say things about herself.
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| Author: | NoBS [ Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:29 pm ] |
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Me: "Damn you are working late, just run away with me" Her: "Sure just come get me" Me: "Alright but we've got to do it ninja-style, not being seen or heard and disappearing in a cloud of smoke!" I played that little role play with her all day and picked her up after work wearing a headband and walking round as if i was trying not to be seen by anyone but her. Great fun 
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| Author: | KristallNachte [ Tue Jul 27, 2010 7:29 pm ] |
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Quote: Quote: less is more
This. You're saying too much and leaving her very little room to say things about herself.and regardless, the girl most of this was to has never not replied to one of my texts. |
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| Author: | Classic* [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:26 pm ] |
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The best texts are when you get her roleplaying. This creates a convenient fiction in which you can pretty much say whatever the hell you want. Me:Oh ok. I also heard you were pregnant, how's that going?(not pregnant FYI) HB:Yeah...i meant to ask...how long ago did we hook up? You could be my baby daddy... Me:Thirsty Thursday wasn't it? Someone was passing around some ether, there was that clown that I punched out, you were making out with *person*... I guess we just forgot to use protection in all the confusion. HB:Oh yeah... That night was crazy. Well youre gonna owe me child support. Me:Baby i'm not even working right now. You're going to have to get another abortion. HB:God damnit Classic*! Got any coathangers? For the record Im actually not a terrible person, but you get the idea. |
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| Author: | KristallNachte [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:41 pm ] |
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hell yeah, it sucks when some girls just aren't very creative |
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