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| Author: | Brawndo [ Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:25 am ] |
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This is soooo good I can't help but not to post it. This is from puafieldguide.com, all credit goes to them and yada yada.... ST (shit test): Why are you talking to me? RF (reframe): I lost a bet. ST: Are you gay? RF: Yeah, I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. ST: Buy me a drink. RF: Is that your best pick up line? ST: I don't date short guys. RF: Hey, me neither. ST: How big is your penis? RF: How good is your dental insurance? ST: I need a sugar daddy. Are you rich? RF: For sure. I just added a new wing to my cardboard box. ST: So you're a bisexual? RF: Buy sex? Why would I buy sex when I get it for free? ST: A lot of guys hit on me because of this tattoo. RF: Really, guys hit on you for that? I figured you'd get more lesbians. ST: I can email you nude pics of myself. RF: Hey! Slow down there, young lady. We just met. Buy me a drink first if you're gonna hit on me like that! My fav is about losing a bet and the dental insurance...awesome. |
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| Author: | Little Panda [ Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:49 am ] |
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Hilarious! I like it. |
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| Author: | ~Finesse [ Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:08 am ] |
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Lol... I used to always have the wittiest, quickest, most dope as fuck responses to things ever. Then I realised, you don't need 'em. It's fun from time to time to say funny stuff. But more often than not you'll get it 'wrong', mainly because you're trying to be smart and funny. Also it's bad, because you're following her lead. It's only good to set your own lead. She shit tests, you tell her how cute/sexy/adorable her feistyness is. She asks you a question, you respond with a question. You just have to turn shit around on her. Bitch: Why are you talking to me? You: why do you think I'm talking to you? (bitch: err I dunno...) (you: Dont worry, I'll give you two guesses.) Or she'll answer first question and you'll deal with that. Sounds shit, yes, but notice the way it's flipped, she's trying to make you explain yourself, explain to her, but you turn it around to make her do the explaining. If you keep just trying to respond witty to every bitchy thing she says, then she's leading you. For example... You: why do you think im talking to you? Bitch: cos you're obviously hitting on me any witty response would just result in you trying to attack her/defend yourself. Which is a bad angle. Instead tell her how that big headedness is quite cute, and tell her to do it again. It flips the roles round to where you want 'em. ~Finesse |
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| Author: | SpeXXX [ Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:18 pm ] |
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I agree with ~Finesse (again) there. I was also in the witty comebacks mindset months ago until i read 60's material. I'd say witty comebacks are more suited to use on her friends/obstacles but not to use on the target. You want to make a sexual tension in the air and witty comebacks are setting only a humorous/fun lead. put the pressure on her - let her feel the little butterflies in her stomach, arouse her. After all, you are a seducer - not a stand up comedian. |
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| Author: | Fin [ Fri Jul 23, 2010 10:45 pm ] |
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Girl: *Shit test* You: Haha, *continue talking* |
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| Author: | ay2dazee [ Sat Jul 24, 2010 3:00 pm ] |
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Quote: Girl: *Shit test*
best philosophy ever, and it never fails
You: Haha, *continue talking* |
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| Author: | secondd [ Sat Jul 24, 2010 6:12 pm ] |
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just need a rilex and little flirting
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