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Author:	civilian [ Fri Jul 02, 2010 4:59 pm ]
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What they say decoded into what they really mean -- Please -- Add to it as we discover more truths "Do I look fat in this?" -- I'm feeling gross, give me lots of compliments / I'm on fence about this outfit, but want to be convinced to buy it "What are we doing tonight?" -- You love me enough to think about me during the day, thus pre-planed our night right? "I'm bored" -- show me lots of attention "Your going out/watching/playing/working.... again?" -- show me lots of attention "Where are all the nice guys?" -- Why am I not attracted to nice guys? "You're an ahole!" -- I'm strangely attracted to the rude behavior you show me, and I hate you for that "It's your fault" -- I'm never wrong, really I'm not "You don't have to get me anything for my (our) ... " -- You better dam well buy me something nice or your not getting any "Do you love me?" -- Give me every single detail about the things you love about me. "I'm going out with the girls tonight" -- I want to be hit on my strange men, to prove to myself that I'm still attractive, but I love you enough not to cheat / I need to catch up gossip with the girls without your pigish appearance "Where do you want to eat?" -- I'm to indecisive to decide / let's see if he knows me enough to pick my favorite place "I'm too tired / not in the mood" -- I just masturbated / I feel gross with myself "Can't wait for halloween" -- Can't wait to dress like a slt "You're cute" -- Unfortunitly your the best looking man here / I'm on fence about whether or not I would sleep with you; do something to convince me "If i died - which one of my friends would you date?" -- who do I have to keep away from you? "That was amazing!" -- Thats was 5/10 "You know what Joey did for Becky?" -- I'm about to tell you something that you need to top so I have a better story than her next week "I'll remember that." -- I'll bring this back up 8 months from now to get my way / win an arguement because I know you would have forgotten. "Can we go now?" -- You were not showing me enough attention and want to leave so you'll talk to me "I love you" -- ur screwed "I need to lose weight" -- Tell me you love me the way I am so I dont really have to lose weight "Call me " -- Good luck figuring out the perfect "call me" - to actual call ratio. You need to wait long enough to get me to think about you, but not too long that I move on. "here's my number" -- It maybe real, it maybe fake "I'll brb" -- you'll never see me again "I've had a long day" -- You better ask me to explain it while you rub my feet and call me beautiful "We need to talk" -- You need to listen "We should see other people" -- I've already cheated on you / meet someone else "We should move in together" -- I want to watch every move you make because im unsure if i trust you "It's not you, its me" -- It was 100% ur fault "This relationship is over" -- it really ended a month ago, but just now getting to it "Have fun tonight with..." -- Better text me every detail as they happen / why was i not invited?

Author:	Jav [ Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:13 pm ]
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"I'm pregnant" - I'm pregnant

Author:	minsok [ Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:36 pm ]
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"I'm pregnant." - I'm a psychopath and because we had sex and I feel guilty about it, I'm trying to corner you into a relationship by pretending I'm pregnant. "Valentine's Day is overrated." - It's almost Valentine's Day, there better be flowers. "I'm not ready for a relationship/not looking for a boyfriend." - I really wish I had a man, too bad you're not good enough for me. "I want to get married, but I can definitely wait until my late 30's." - I wonder what kind of husband you'll make in six months.

Author:	ktime70 [ Sun Jul 04, 2010 7:47 am ]
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What they say decoded into what they really mean -- Please -- Add to it as we discover more truths "Do I look fat in this?" -- Shit test - are you gutless enough to lie to try to appease me. "What are we doing tonight?" -- Lets fuck, unless you try to butter me up with gifts and dinner "I'm bored" -- I'm boring. "Your going out/watching/playing/working.... again?" -- I'm clingy... "Where are all the nice guys?" -- Where are all the Non-clingy, non-violent guys. "You're an a*hole!" -- Lets fuck. "It's your fault" -- Your a guy. your in charge. if it went to shit... yes it is your fault. "You don't have to get me anything for my (our) ... " -- Buy me something and i'll lose all respect for you. "Do you love me?" -- I'm insecure. and most likely fucking every guy i can to make up for that fact. "I'm going out with the girls tonight" -- I need a fling. yes i will fuck someone in the bathrooms if i feel like it. probably unprotected, so don't offer me head when I get home. "Where do you want to eat?" -- Lead me... i don't care if i hate the place, provided you just take the inititive "I'm too tired / not in the mood" --I'm fucking someone else/your a shit lay. "Can't wait for halloween" -- hopefully i hook up with the wrong "superman" at the party. "You're cute" -- How you take a compliment suggests how good you are in bed. "If i died - which one of my friends would you date?" -- I am psychotic, paranoid, and insecure. "That was amazing!" -- depends on the context here. "You know what Joey did for Becky?" -- Top this and you'll go into the friends pile. "I'll remember that." -- Good point, you win. "Can we go now?" -- are you under my thumb? "I love you" -- generally... i love you. "I need to lose weight" -- I'm insecure about my weight. you've put too much value on my looks, and not qualified me for my personality. "Call me " -- Game me. "here's my number" -- Game me "I'll brb" -- Chase me and i'll lose interest "I've had a long day" -- take charge. fuck me. distract me. "We need to talk" -- you haven't kept the attraction high enough "We should see other people" -- you haven't kept me attracted. "We should move in together" -- i'm cheap. "It's not you, its me" -- your not being attractive. "This relationship is over" -- any further contact will be viewed as stalking "Have fun tonight with..." -- Text me and keep me informed if your a pussy. otherwise, fuck who you like, just make sure you can perform for me. Edited for my experiences.

Author:	Jav [ Sun Jul 04, 2010 11:08 am ]
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In all honesty this thread is kinda retarded.

Author:	Double J [ Sun Jul 04, 2010 12:01 pm ]
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What with all the negativity? "here is my number" - lets have sex "Call me" - lets have sex "I love you" - lets have sex "do i look fat in this?" validate me by having sex with me. "ill Brb" - if i find you talking to another woman when i get back, im going to get jealous and have sex with you to prove i'm better than her. "Hello" - im considering having sex with you.

Author:	RSDSkittles [ Sun Jul 04, 2010 1:29 pm ]
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Quote: In all honesty this thread is kinda retarded.

Author:	civilian [ Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:42 am ]
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Quote: In all honesty this thread is kinda retarded. but yet you kept it alive by leaving a comment!

Author:	Mind Hacker [ Mon Jul 05, 2010 4:39 am ]
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Quote: What with all the negativity? "here is my number" - lets have sex "Call me" - lets have sex "I love you" - lets have sex "do i look fat in this?" validate me by having sex with me. "ill Brb" - if i find you talking to another woman when i get back, im going to get jealous and have sex with you to prove i'm better than her. "Hello" - im considering having sex with you.

Author:	~Finesse [ Mon Jul 05, 2010 1:27 pm ]
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Can't believe people can't tell why girls say things in the first place. Tends to be pretty fucking obvious.

Author:	minsok [ Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:27 am ]
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It only becomes obvious from experience. Saying something and meaning something else is not intuitive. Besides a lot of time women don't even know what the hell they wanted as a response.

Author:	silverback [ Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:24 am ]
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Quote: "I'm pregnant" - I'm pregnant LOL!

Author:	Sticksie [ Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:24 am ]
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FFS guys It's just a cool joke. You dont go ruining funny moments out in the feild I hope. Fuck Me = Good Game Please Fuck Me = Damn Good Game

Author:	ktime70 [ Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:02 am ]
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I'm on my period = i want you to fuck me if your ok with blood...

Author:	~Finesse [ Tue Jul 06, 2010 1:24 pm ]
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I'm not on my period = I am, but I'm horny, so I'll cross my fingers and hope for the best.

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