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Author:  Slywalker [ Wed Jun 02, 2010 4:50 am ]
Post subject:  The rules of car sex
Car sex...
1. Should be performed in the back seat or in a large cargo area
2. Use a condom (to prevent mess, not necessary in a rental)
3. Roll down at least one window to reduce steam
4. Never undress completely
5. Apply parking break
6. Turn lights off as they make the rocking of the car more obvious
7. A blanket is recommended
8. Have water handy afterward since you probably forgot rule #3
9. If you leave music on make sure it's not the radio, commercial is a turn off
10. If the car is a coupe, fold front seats forward

These ten rules are simple guidelines for the one who wish to venture trying car sex, they are all intended for your amusement as well as for tips, maybe you didn't consider these simple but yet important things.

Feel free to add your own, I am looking forward to see what people learned from their mistakes!
Author:  Guidosaurus Wrecks [ Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:24 am ]
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11. Do not keep the Condomns in the trunk. Place them inside the console or the glove compartment.
Author:  Intensity [ Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:28 am ]
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Great post, the alternative to Rule 3 is turning the AC on full blast, which is also helpful if you are worried about the noise
Author:  CommonSense [ Wed Jun 02, 2010 6:28 am ]
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Don't park in a place where people are likely to walk by.....
Author:  Slywalker [ Wed Jun 02, 2010 2:45 pm ]
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Don't park in a place where people are likely to walk by.....
Something about your username and the advice you gave cracks me up :)
Agreed lol

And yes, condoms in the trunk is a bad idea, nothing will ruin the moment like you running out with your pants half way down digging through the trunk looking them.
Author:  Ciornia [ Thu Jun 03, 2010 12:40 am ]
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Don't do it in a closed garage while the car's engine is running :idea:
Author:  samex [ Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:40 am ]
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12. Do not place condoms in glove compartment. If your parents use your car, or another chick looks through for some odd reason, YOUR F*CKED.
Author:  Darkst0rm [ Sat Jun 12, 2010 8:57 pm ]
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This stuff should be printed and handed out during sex-ed in high school. Would have saved me a whole lotta trouble learning this stuff the hard way. :lol:
Author:  Munky [ Sat Jun 12, 2010 10:29 pm ]
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13. Never turn off the engine so its easier to run if ur busted.
Author:  KristallNachte [ Sun Jun 13, 2010 2:26 am ]
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another chick looks through for some odd reason, YOUR F*CKED.
um...how?
Author:  vizzy [ Sun Jun 13, 2010 3:32 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The rules of car sex
Quote:
Car sex...
1. Should be performed in the back seat or in a large cargo area
2. Use a condom (to prevent mess, not necessary in a rental)
3. Roll down at least one window to reduce steam
4. Never undress completely
5. Apply parking break
6. Turn lights off as they make the rocking of the car more obvious
7. A blanket is recommended
8. Have water handy afterward since you probably forgot rule #3
9. If you leave music on make sure it's not the radio, commercial is a turn off
10. If the car is a coupe, fold front seats forward

These ten rules are simple guidelines for the one who wish to venture trying car sex, they are all intended for your amusement as well as for tips, maybe you didn't consider these simple but yet important things.

Feel free to add your own, I am looking forward to see what people learned from their mistakes!
1. I had sex in the front seat once (she was on top I was sitting). Very uncomfortable, and not many positions available. Also I swear my legs felt so cramped up and stiff. Also at one point I think her head hit the roof :oops:

2. duhh lol

3. hmm..never thought of that.

4. One of the first times I had sex in a car with a girl, we both undressed completely. Must have been the stupidest thing I have ever suggested in my life. I won't get into that though.

9. One time I turned the lights off, but left the music on, then the car wouldn't start afterwards. Has this happened to anyone?
I ended up calling my friend to help me out. Most awkward moment of my life, he showed up and ended walking walking past the side of the care and slipped on my condom. Which leads to a very given rule: dispose the fucking condoms correctly, where nobody can step and slip on them :( :oops:
Author:  Munky [ Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:02 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The rules of car sex
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9. One time I turned the lights off, but left the music on, then the car wouldn't start afterwards. Has this happened to anyone?
I ended up calling my friend to help me out. Most awkward moment of my life, he showed up and ended walking walking past the side of the care and slipped on my condom. Which leads to a very given rule: dispose the fucking condoms correctly, where nobody can step and slip on them :( :oops:
haha u shud change ur car battery before it happen again mate..
Author:  jurupa [ Sun Jun 13, 2010 8:44 am ]
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Make sure you have enough room to have sex in the car. This more goes for us taller guys that don't drive huge ass SUV's or caddies.
Author:  trackjunkie [ Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:24 pm ]
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she might have a concussion if you had a rollcage in your car
Author:  Don Juan 89 [ Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:34 pm ]
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Make sure your doors are locked and your sunroof is closed.

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