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Shit test: might want to try this if you are gettin hammered
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Author:  PUAdave [ Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:04 am ]
Post subject:  Shit test: might want to try this if you are gettin hammered
Worked well for me.

I picked up woman with a phd in psychology, & I got shit test like NEVER before. This chick was psychoanalyzing me from the 1st second. Basically everything I did she called me on or had some evaluation. Even pretty much had my life story nailed about being a nice guy that was done over, that's learned a few behaviors to get laid.

At one point when I was doing well she was like "yeah you look really calm but your heart is pounding" I didn''t even notice but she had the back of her hand on my chest, checking my pulse. Never heard of such a shit test so watch out for it. I would look a direction while talking and she would tell me if I was full of it, random shit like that.

Basically every time she would obviously rattle me. I would smile and say hold on. "im collecting myself" and give her props, "you're doing well, most girls can't do this to me" and I could get my shit back together. I was just open about it because it was obvious I was getting creamed & she loved it, became a game

1 hour of that, and she was all over me. She later told me it was because I stayed in there and every other guy always ejected. I guess if you can't remain unaffected and it does obviously rattle you there is some respect in giving props and showing that you can center yourself even in intense heat and ask for more.
Author:  Jon Paul [ Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:52 pm ]
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jeese that sounds intense
Author:  Jav [ Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:04 pm ]
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Good job.

The power of plowing!
Author:  PUAdave [ Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:14 pm ]
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That sounds like an intense woman. Good job man... I can't believe she checked your pulse?! lol
Yeah that one floored me. It was loud so she had got close with her drink in that hand and put the back of it up against my chest very descretely, & I didn't even notice & if I did I just thought shes touching me, im doing well. Thought I would mention that, as I had never heard of any test like that, maybe some kind of underground chick test to watch for. I did manage to collect myself and was like get your hand off my chest or im going to start touching yours playfully, which I have on auto pilot when most chicks touch me anyway, I tell them they will have to pay me 3 bucks or Ill touch them or something like that.

At one point she asked me what her name was and I swear I don't think she ever told me. I was already in scramble mode. I was like you haven't told me but she insisted she did which I think was all a big test, it was like a 5 minute battle to push through that. Probably the roughest spot. Even when I went for the number 1st she wouldn't give it.

I was getting tested good but I also asked for it too. About mid pick up she said something about douche bags, & I used the Jeffy opener "im a douchebag want to be my friend" jokingly, that really hooked it firm but probably brought a lot more of the heat, but by the end it was great, she thought I was a nice guy(which I am) with spine that could handle himself. She said that intrigued her because douchebags don't tell you they are douchebags. My personal hall of fame pick up for sure.
Author:  TheJ [ Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:22 pm ]
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douchebags don't tell you they are douchebags.
Of course they don't! Nice one. Except maybe a douche bag that knows he's a douchebag...

Anyhow, very nice way to handle yourself through all these tests. It would of been easy for you to find an excuse to eject, but you shoved your ego down your pants and bit the bullet. Very inspiring. Thanks for sharing.

Oh and, can you remember if she told you her name before?
Author:  PUAdave [ Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:17 pm ]
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Of course they don't! Nice one. Except maybe a douche bag that knows he's a douchebag...
1st time I used that line, who knows how it works on some 20 year old non- psychologist, but it sure intrigued her. (she was 26) Her final analysis was I was only 20% douchebag & just a nice guy done wrong that learned a few behaviors to get laid with college girls, which is kind of accurate at this point. She dug it though.

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Anyhow, very nice way to handle yourself through all these tests. It would of been easy for you to find an excuse to eject, but you shoved your ego down your pants and bit the bullet. Very inspiring. Thanks for sharing.
Yep, big eye opening lesson for me too. Plowman for sure in the future.
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Oh and, can you remember if she told you her name before?
I racked my brain hard on that one cause I don't normally ask for girls names until they ask me or offer. I remember she said something about her names heritage just after she asked mine, but I never remember her saying the name at all. Not even after she told me. Kind of like she danced over it knowing she could test me on it, later on. Maybe Im totally wrong but i remembered everything else we talked about, I repeated to her stating my side which might have been what saved me if she did tell me.

Finally after standing my ground, I was like well what's my name & Im almost sure she pretended to forget it so she could let me off the hook & we could move on. Don't think had I really forgot her name she would have let me pass, that's killed me other times. Who knows , with some of the other test I got, I find it believable that was a slick one too.
Author:  jbrad [ Mon Nov 16, 2009 6:30 pm ]
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Sounds like you guys had a fun game going there.

I think this response could totally work as long as you're saying everything jokingly.
Author:  _Lothario_ [ Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:20 pm ]
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Ya seems like she went from shit test to "shit test as ioi." The moment she put her hand to your heart, you were in. You had to stay in and that's what you did.
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