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| Author: | Chino Kapone [ Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | The equation: Why you will never make a woman happy. |
It is simple math. I will forward this by saying that I came up with the equation and someone else came up with the answer. I'm on to something. I know it. Here we are using penis's as a common denominator. a = HB. P = penis's. b = HB's happiness. L = legs x= amount of penis's b/1 = (a+(2L))/P(x) See it's simple math!! What we have discovered is that HB's happiness comes from HB's two legs divided by penis's. x being the amount of penis's. We just have to find what equals x. If we take this dandy equation an figure that b = 1 and a = 100% (or 1) then it seems to me that it would take x = 3. Therefore, if my calculations are correct, it takes 3 penises to make an HB Happy....sounds about right to me, but very uncomfortable for the men involved. This is why you will never make a woman happy. Give me my Nobel prize now. I am a fucking genius. This is literally the greatest achievement of my life. CK |
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| Author: | David~ [ Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:24 am ] |
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b = ((2L + a)/Px)) is the simplified equation |
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| Author: | Chino Kapone [ Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:27 am ] |
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Thanks Beschatten. Also, Chief, if you could be a doll and move this to pua lounge, that would be most benifitial. I was too excited that i cracked the Vagina code. I am a genius, by mexican standards. CK |
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| Author: | Roads [ Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:53 am ] |
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Quote: Thanks Beschatten.
CK, please PLEASE send me the name of your supplier. Also, Chief, if you could be a doll and move this to pua lounge, that would be most benifitial. I was too excited that i cracked the Vagina code. I am a genius, by mexican standards. CK |
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| Author: | Chino Kapone [ Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:09 am ] |
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Quote: Quote: Thanks Beschatten.
CK, please PLEASE send me the name of your supplier. Also, Chief, if you could be a doll and move this to pua lounge, that would be most benifitial. I was too excited that i cracked the Vagina code. I am a genius, by mexican standards. CK CK |
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| Author: | Chino Kapone [ Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:50 am ] |
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Thanks Locke, you are the man. CK |
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| Author: | flypapermeems [ Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:36 am ] |
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ah, math. if only life were so simple and straightforward. |
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| Author: | Plethora [ Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:10 am ] |
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Quote: b = ((2L + a)/Px))
Ummm... There are more right brackets than there are left... Also the brackets enclosing the whole equation is unnecessary... Also, the equation doesn't make any sense because 1 penis = 300% happiness. I think CK meant 1/b. So, doing all the adjustments, ultimate happiness can only be achieved by:is the simplified equation b(max) = a(2L)/My penis |
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| Author: | Chino Kapone [ Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:20 am ] |
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| Author: | jurupa [ Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The equation: Why you will never make a woman happy. |
Quote: If we take this dandy equation an figure that b = 1 and a = 100% (or 1) then it seems to me that it would take x = 3. Therefore, if my calculations are correct, it takes 3 penises to make an HB Happy....sounds about right to me, but very uncomfortable for the men involved. And this is why girls have three openings, the mouth, pussy, and ass. |
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| Author: | David~ [ Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:22 am ] |
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You forgot the nostrils, ears, hands, and feet. No wonder japanese girls use octopuses in porn now. |
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| Author: | Chino Kapone [ Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The equation: Why you will never make a woman happy. |
Quote: Quote: If we take this dandy equation an figure that b = 1 and a = 100% (or 1) then it seems to me that it would take x = 3. Therefore, if my calculations are correct, it takes 3 penises to make an HB Happy....sounds about right to me, but very uncomfortable for the men involved. And this is why girls have three openings, the mouth, pussy, and ass. CK |
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