I thought that If I start writing some of my most common used C&F Lines, the other people will add up their own, which would be very cool, so we'll learn a bit from each other.
It's important to remember to capitalize on every situation that you can.
It's also important to remember that you can CREATE these situations.
Ok, let's roll to it...
* If she says something that can be related to sex, make fun of it.
She says: Let's do it/ Give it to me/ I want it so bad/ Do it for me/ Stick it in/ I want you to press against it/ Feel me right here/ I wanna do it
You respond: With a fake shock on your face, saying: You mean right here, right now? I'd rather if you take me out to eat first.
* If she happens to hit you, because you "accidentally" hit her or made fun of her
Say: OUCH! (Exxagerate) I hope you have a good lawyer Im suing you
She hits you again laughing
I'm suing you for sexual harrassment too.
* If she is walking and sees something she likes, or you say something and she says "How cute!!"
You say: I know I am, I try
She says: No, not you, that doggy/story/gift/etc
You say: Fine, Don't even expect me to be/look cute next time you see me.
* If she says something like Shut up/ Stop it/ Get away/ I don't like you/ No, I'm not paying for your dinner/ You take me out/ I'm broke/ etc
You say: You know what? We are breaking up
She may say either two things:
Oh no, please don't, I love you dearly.
If this is the case you say: "Oh yes, we are" "If you ever wanna get back with me, you should be rich by then"
Or she may say "We are not even together!!"
You say "That's just another reason to end it"
* You square up to her, make a fist playfully and say:
"What? You wanna fight?"
She says: Bring it on!/ Don't make me kick your ass/ etc
You say: Fine, we'll fight, so after that we can have make up sex/kiss/cuddling
She laughs
Just kidding, we don't need to fight to do that
Laughs even harder
* Wanna go to the movies/ dinner/ starbucks/ iceskating?
She says: Sure
You say: Cool, you pay
She says: No, you pay
You say: Oh no mizz, all my girlfriends pay for me
She says: well, I'm not your girlfriend, so how is that?
You say: We may pretend you're my girlfriend, but no, you can't kiss me
* Nice shoes/ shirt/ rings/ belt
You say: Stop flirting with me!
* In the moment where you're meeting her...
You say: You know, it's very few the times where you meet such a beautiful person
She says: Aww, thank you
You smile sarcastically and say: I was talking about me (with a lil tap on the shoulder)
* If you notice that she has the same phone as you, before she's seen yours, You say:
Can I see your phone really quick?
She gives it.
You say with a serious romantic voice: You know, since the moment I saw you, I knew you and I had something in common
She goes like "WTF" in her mind
Then you pull out your phone and say: The same phone.
* If she's short
Say, "Man, you're short"
She laughs, or get mad
You say "I usually date women taller than me"
She laughs or gets mad
You say "But, I'll make an exception this time, so feel special and loved"
She only laughs
* Whenever you guys are out to eat, order one big thing and one small thing (Specially drinks or starbucks)
Walk up to her or sit with her, and make it seem like you're giving her the big one, then cross your arm so you end up drinking the big one; like when your arms and her arms are crossed (Get it?) This is very cocky & funny, and great way to kino.
Well that's it for now
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