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Author:  dieselfuel [ Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:49 pm ]
Post subject:  HB's with DoucheBags! (ranting)
Ever been to a club, bar, party etc. You see the hottest girl in there, dancing with some fucktard? You know, the guy with waxed eyebrows, too muscular for his xs t-shirt, and orange tinted tan? Well, I used to envy those guys because for some odd reason I didn't understand why women flocked to them.

Forget Hotchickswithdouchebags.com! I'm tired of hating these guys for their love of women and orange tans! Ok, so I still hate the tans. Frankly, the whole world hates Joey Porsche, but I don't. That guy gets more pussy with his lame sense of guido style than most people on this forum.

Lets take one thing into consideration: Women are attracted to your personality, RIGHT?? So there is something about these assholes personalty that attracts women. These douchebags have the secret that every one of us on this forum are looking for! The very same secret that Mystery is charging $3500 a weekend to learn.

I'm done hating all this douchebaggery! I want in! I would rather be a hated on douche with shitty hair and a sexy as fuck GF than one of the haters! Call me an mPUA when you see my pics on Hotchickswithdouchsbags.com. The caption "DieselDouche!" Peace out, got an appointment for a spray tan.

-DF
Author:  Jaybot [ Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:55 pm ]
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Will the girl like you or the spray tan?
Author:  dieselfuel [ Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:35 pm ]
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Will the girl like you or the spray tan?
i dont care, im not in this for relationships! lol
Author:  Jaybot [ Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:55 pm ]
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fair one lol spray tan away I want to be able to see you from space lol
Author:  Chief [ Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:32 am ]
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Best of luck in your quest for answers. Get back to us on what you discover.

Just don't be surprised if you catch what you are chasing... and don't like it.
Author:  StaceyJaxx [ Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:56 am ]
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Instead of getting upset ... make it part of your own confidence building

Someday those spray tan dudes and their spray tan girlfriends are going to be out of Jager bombs and steriods, and whats going to happen then?

... You wont know cause you'll have found a real girl, with real values, that makes sense in your life and appreciates you.

If you're just in it for the bang - I'm sure you don't need a spray tan for that, maybe just a better club to hang out in.
Author:  Roads [ Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:12 am ]
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Mental note to self: spray tan + muscle shirt look is out.
Author:  Chief [ Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:45 am ]
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i dunno roads, stacey... it might be fun to dress up like an oompa loompa!
Author:  Swoop [ Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:58 am ]
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yayga bombs! YAYGA BOMBS! haha

I think plenty of dudes who aren't guido get chicks too, but if thats the route you wanna take, its your call
Author:  Mithos [ Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:20 pm ]
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Things like that used to boil my blood. I used to hang with my friends in coffee shops and see 10s walk in with some dude that looks like billnye the science guy (true story) and think WTF does he have that I don't and me and my friends would get pissed off at it.

Then it hit me... This is the most fucking AFC thing that one can do in life. Forget lame pick up line and buying a chick a drink. At least those dudes are trying and can get lucky and land that random 10 doing that shit. Bottom line is that they were doing SOMETHING about it. While we were just being whiney pussys about it.

So after that day I thought hey, even if it comes to the point where I have to ask billnye WTF his secret is, I'm going to do SOMETHING to better myself.
Author:  Waffle [ Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:50 pm ]
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I'm pretty sure we've had this discussion right Chief? Well. the simple fact is that they aren't scared of social interaction. Whether it be the steroids or the tan chemicals seeping into their skin. The fact is that I see them as pioneers of sorts, but evolution will soon weed them out. lol
Author:  dieselfuel [ Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:02 am ]
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I'm pretty sure we've had this discussion right Chief? Well. the simple fact is that they aren't scared of social interaction. Whether it be the steroids or the tan chemicals seeping into their skin. The fact is that I see them as pioneers of sorts, but evolution will soon weed them out. lol
Technically speaking, evolution weeds out those who don't reproduce. The people I was talking about have sex as the LEAST of their worries.

BTW I'm not really going to get a blow-out, or an orange tan for that matter.
I have long hair, and want a light tan. I'm not really down with the orange/carrot colored skin thing. But I might give dating one of those ditzy life sized bratz dolls a try!

EDIT: Really I think this post might be more about me finding... myself?
Author:  SeanMessenger [ Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:25 am ]
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Consider this:

We, as men, KNOW the dudes in question are douchebags, right? We know they are totally useless to hang out with. They're not funny, they're not kind, they're not loyal, they are not people you would spend time with unless you were using them for something.

Well... like attracts LIKE.

The "hot chicks" are douchebags too, in this scenario (and I'm not judging anyone). See, the thing is, you have a compulsion to be around people who remind you of you and make you comfortable with your own strengths and weaknesses.

A intellectually uncurious girl is never going to be comfortable and happy around a guy who's brain runs on high octane... UNLESS HE FAKES IT.

Girls have been doing it forever. Hot girls who are smart pretend to be dumb so they can date someone popular, or be popular, or whatever. But it never lasts.

Ever considered that the truly sexy women also tend to be pretty wicked smart and successful as well, and the car show models end up with handsome, dull men and have handsome, dull kids, and that's the way it's supposed to be.

I've dated dumb girls and I've dated smart girls, and I can say without exception the sex is waaaaaay better with the smart girls.
Author:  Stormy [ Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:10 am ]
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From what I understand, "guido clubs" have maybe one girl for every nine guys.

And one hot girl for every nine not-hot girls.

Those hot girls with the douchebags are, in all likelihood, the only hot girls in the club. Occasionally, a guido will pull. Most don't.

You might find a read of http://standingonthebox.blogspot.com/ both fun and enlightening.
Author:  StaceyJaxx [ Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:10 am ]
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i dunno roads, stacey... it might be fun to dress up like an oompa loompa!
I think we would start a new trend! If mystery can get away with those fuzzy hats, we should be able to rock the tangerine glow! Set the example haha
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