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Author:  Marlow [ Fri Aug 22, 2008 2:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Mother Hens, or HB's "Fat Friend"
i dont know how many of you guys read tucker maxs book, but he developed a term for these ugly, often fat friends called "MOTHER HENS"

Mother Hens are physically unattractive. Usually the DD of the group, the mother hen thinks that she is the sensible one of the group, however this is by default. No guy ever wants to talk to a mother hen at a party. So, she expresses her discontent by effectively cockblocking every guy that tries to pick up her "chicks," or her hot younger friends. If try to isolate your target, mother hen will object with "No you can't take her anywhere."

It is actually quite easy to disarm a mother hen, but it is most effectively done with a wing. By doing so, you're actually killing 2 birds with one stone. Just approach the mother hen like you would any 2 or 3 set, negging your target but bullshitting with the mother hen. Like I said, it is easy to disarm a mother hen, if you're not the one doing it. Your wing needs to make her the target. This will be done very easily, because she is not accustomed to male attention. Your wing doesn't need to seduce her, he just needs to buy a window of time for his wing or wings to establish rapport with the "chicks"


Think of it like the movie independence day. The only way they could attack the smaller ships was by going to the mother ship in space and uploading a virus. Once the mother ship was offline, the smaller ships which were much more easy targets, were fair game. By destroying the mother ship, the "bitch shield" and parts of the "Anti Slut Defense" are offline. The chicks dont have to worry about feeling like a slut in the presense of mother hen, because she is disposed of. Remember how the missiles and nukes didnt work on the smaller ships because the mother ship was protecting them? It's just like that.

There is a lot to learn about pickup from Independence Day.

And no, I won't tell you where I get my weed.
Author:  ace_of_spades [ Fri Aug 22, 2008 2:44 pm ]
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There's only one place that sels drugs this strong; fortunately for you, I shan't disclose its location here. W/e

For comedic and practical purposes, I'll refer to Mother Hens of the Group as MHOGs. The benefits of this are, to me, obvious.

Yeah, this is a no-brainer that MHOGs are easiest disarmed with a wing - even then they can be a tough nut. I had a situation where the target had some foot injury (professional dancer, though obviously not a good one ;), so I guess it happens) so the only way of dealing with this was to take the mother hen away - fuck me this is this tricky. They like their nests. What I would advise is taking a picture with the MHOG in it, then asking if she doesn't want one, then playfully running away with her camera so that the wing can get some 1:1 time.

I imagine another great way would be to get into a conspiracy with the hot target where you have to hide from Mother Hen; those can be difficult as hot girls usually feel bad about being the tiniest bit bitchy to their unattractive friends. This is something I never understood (didn't ugly girls have their basic human rights revoked in '89?), but it seems to be the case. As soon as the ugly friend is not around (i.e. you're at a different venue), the hotties usually bitch about them like there's no tomorrow. I guess if you're a hot girl, it's refreshing to laugh at your ugly friend with a guy you're gonna fuck later on.

But I digress. Any other MHOGing tactics people wish to share? :twisted:
Author:  Roads [ Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Mother Hens, or HB's "Fat Friend"
Quote:
Think of it like the movie independence day. The only way they could attack the smaller ships was by going to the mother ship in space and uploading a virus. Once the mother ship was offline, the smaller ships which were much more easy targets, were fair game. By destroying the mother ship, the "bitch shield" and parts of the "Anti Slut Defense" are offline. The chicks dont have to worry about feeling like a slut in the presense of mother hen, because she is disposed of. Remember how the missiles and nukes didnt work on the smaller ships because the mother ship was protecting them? It's just like that.

There is a lot to learn about pickup from Independence Day.

And no, I won't tell you where I get my weed.
LOL!!!

Ace, as we discussed the other day, less attractive chicks have rights too, for instance: the right to make your life miserable in front of their hot friends.
Author:  Sutko [ Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:44 am ]
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First of all, you two have successfully made me laugh out loud. Kudos.

Secondly, it's usually nice to have find and make a friend who adores the fatties. I've hit the bars with a couple of dudes like that, and they're a godsend. I even managed to save a day 2 in which I introduced the buddy as "my friend Jay, the one who's going to throw himself on the grenade"
"What?"
"I said this is Jay, the one I'd like to introduce to your friend"

Strangely, their names have both started with J. Maybe it's predetermined?

Anyway, if you've got a friend who'll do anything that moves, give him a drink, and bring him along for the ride.

Remember the cardinal rule for wingmen - if they take the minger for you, you can never ever ever ever mock them for it.
Author:  Jesper [ Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:56 pm ]
Post subject:  My tactic for the MHOG
Here's an example of how I not only disarmed the MHOG, but tooled her and charmed her at THE SAME TIME!

Who was there? 2 wings, 3 HB 9's + the repulsive yetti. My 2 wings refused to occupy her.

What I did is this: I made a seating arrangement which I usually make at bars - preferrably with high stools and high, small tables. I craftily managed to get everyone sitting around, part at the table, part simply open space, so I'm free to move and stand next to whoever I want. It's basically a fucken circle - everyones sitting and Im the one standing. Boom. Center of attention and amog.

Now, I was running all my shit, making all the girls laugh except the MHOG. Now, I was negging my target, but the MHOG kept putting this shitty SPAM in by saying 'not funny' when it blatently was - she was being a cow. So when this happened, I negged her too. When I talked about me as a child and my parents giving me so much love and happiness (they commented on how 'happy' i was w.e) and I asked the MHOG for a hug. They all thought it was cute, whilst I was really tooling her. Use her to DHV - i.e. sensitivity.

All I did was make the MHOG feel like she was AS hot as the HB 9's. I negged only a couple times - 'oh you are AWFUL! etc'.

Its all jelousy for the MHOGs. They know they arent hot, they know they dont get attention, so when you do include them and DONT ignore them, you win.

Make sure to:

1) Light neg them
2) Tool them to DHV - get hugs from them, if you are alpha make a 'gwumpy little boy sad face' to them, get them to pat your back
3) Include them in convo - dont turn back to them.

Later she will say to her friends.. 'wow, what a great guy'.

For my isolation of the target, in this instance, I just pulled her off her chair and said 'dance with me' - it was some upbeat music, but we did silly slow dancing and spinning. They go crazy for that since its so out of place haha



Yalla

Jesper
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