Ok, ok, I have had plenty of orgasms. Both self-inflicted and through reactions from female activity in the genital region. This statement is something I've heard from about three out of five girls when we're getting hot and heavy in the bedroom/living room/park for the first time..."I've never had an orgasm". What the hell is this? Is this happening to anyone else? Are they seriously missing out on the single greatest thing a woman can achieve (besides the pleasure of making me breakfast in the morning)?
I'm having a hard time believing it with some of the women, and others I completely believe. One thought came to mind that this statement has replaced the "I've never done this before" line. Maybe they say these things so we don't think they're whoring around or maybe to make us feel special about sleeping with them. I'm not sure yet. I am sure that I don't want to hear this line if it's not the first time I'm sleeping with them.
When women say these semi-rhetorical statements, what are we to say? I don't want to tell them that I'll have no problems getting them off, because as soon as those words are muttered, fate comes in and fucks with the mojo of the situation. Not cool. It's tough to ignore a statement of this magnitude, and I sometimes catch myself in a state of pure awe and disbelief, like I'm floating in the Dead Sea (an amazing experience BTW). What are some opinions on this matter? Is this a craze that is sweeping the nation?
Oh yeah, I've found that just by telling them to relax, let's just see what happens, and that there's no pressure on either of us, the mood seems to lighten up and then they go for it (and usually get off).
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