ok so i was out getting drunk with some mates. neways we get to kfc while waiting for the nightrider bus. some chick comes up behind me and goes
her-'hi can u buy me a snack box'
im like wtf, is she forreal. she doesnt look homeless or anything
me- uh what? wheres ur wallet
her- i didnt bring any money out with me tonight.
wtf kind of dumbass doesnt take money out for a night on the town
me- ah def not, i earnt my money and dont recon u have any rightto it
her-ok.. well..if u dont i wont let them serve u
me- o relly y is that
her-im a cop i will make them not serve u
me (bent over double laughing)- i call ur bluff... actually no. if u pull out ur badge stop them from serving me and taking my money i will buy u everyfuckingthing on the menu ok?
she then turned and asked someone else who heard the whole thing and was laughing aswell
o i love the nightlife and the ability and confidence that PU has gven me to do more than a simple no. that made my night
